April 1, 200620 yr Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. Dihydrogen monoxide: * is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. * contributes to the "greenhouse effect." * may cause severe burns. * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and other places worldwide. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: * as an industrial solvent and coolant. * in nuclear power plants. * in the production of styrofoam. * as a fire [developmentally delayed]ant. * in many forms of cruel animal research. * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! The Horror Must Be Stopped! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use. It's Not Too Late!
April 1, 200620 yr I agree, you make it sound hard not too; that means you've done a good job :P (hint: this is the first of april) Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting!
April 1, 200620 yr I'd say its fairly visible...... but that's just me (nice copy and paste btw :P) I just posted something! ^_^ to the terrorist...er... kirbybeam.
April 1, 200620 yr since its april fools day im going to let this slide. any other day of the year and someone posts this... *pounds fist into opposite hand a few times*
April 1, 200620 yr lol, that was waaay obvious.... you gave it away when you said: "as a fire [developmentally delayed]ant." Droolman's item Guide | My RuneScape pictures | My barrows videos, with download link!Free Image Hosting! | Free File Hosting!
April 1, 200620 yr Oh, that H20 can be so harmful. Nooo, if its true I'm going to die in few minutes... Arghhh And I drink H2O everyday... what a waste of my life! ~komodo
April 1, 200620 yr :evil: Grrr all my chemist skill went down teh toilet there.... Was kept mistake the Dihydrogen for Monhydrogen, which would be wrong.... grrrr Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
April 1, 200620 yr If you don't know basic chemistry, well then you probably should learn some, then thats just sad. Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it
April 1, 200620 yr For anyone giving him props for this...he stole it directly from a website. :roll: edit: http://www.dhmo.org/
April 1, 200620 yr For anyone giving him props for this...he stole it directly from a website. :roll: edit: http://www.dhmo.org/ :o You a bubble bruster! He was having fun gaining probs of something he didnt do, and you come and brust his bubble! :lol: jks @Hasib: Bad thing, you even didnt put the font of where it was taken!!! ~komodo
April 1, 200620 yr It's times like this I wish Chuck Norris never invented Ctrl+V This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
April 1, 200620 yr It's times like this I wish Chuck Norris never invented Ctrl+V And Ctrl+C... ~komodo
April 1, 200620 yr of course he took it from a website. or an email. its been around for hundreds of years (it seems like)
April 1, 200620 yr If you don't know basic chemistry, well then you probably should learn some, then thats just sad. I pass my chemistry unit with a 90% :evil: Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
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