May 10, 200620 yr Some time ago, I became The Answer Man. What they don't tell you when you get that coveted Legends Cape is that on the back it says (in letters visible only to those with a combat level lower than yours) "ASK ME FOR HELP" So most of the time I answer questions. Usually the questions are about quests: Random Player: Have u done [insert name] quest? Me: Yes. RP: Can u hlep pl0x? Me: Maybe. I did it a while ago, I might not remember the details. RP: How u [garbled description of obscure part of quest]? Me: I don't remember that bit. RP: U sauk. U R a n00b. I bet u stole that cape. Sometime it goes better than that: Me: Oh. You need [item]. You get it [here] RP: I tried that, it didn't work. Me: Try [this] RP: Tx! Since I got that magic 3-digit combat level, I've seen a couple of new ones. I still get loads of cries for help. but now there's the inevitable: RP: Can u give me money? Me: No. RP: Y? Me: I'm broke. RP: U can't be broke, ur lvl 101!!!1!!1!! RP: Noob!!!! u sauk!!! (Trust me a lvl 101 can be very, very broke, whips and crystal bows are expensive! But we tend not to stay broke very long 8-) ) This however is the classic, and is the incident that gives this post its title. A friend and I are standing outside the Black Knights place in the wildy, just north of the Green Dragons. We've been on a Death March with some friends so we're dressed to die -- basically nekkid except for untradeable and replaceable items like Boots of Lightness and Frog Prince outfits and with cheap weapons. He's about my level. A level 42 skulled player approaches us and the following conversation took place: LVL 42: I cud own u Me: I don't think so. LVL 42: Yea I cud! Me: Go ahead -- hit me! LVL 42:Waaa! Ur lvl 2 hi. Come n. Me: No. LVL 42: Coward. Me: Not coward. Practical. LVL 42: ?? Me: The far north of the Wildy is lvl 53. 101 - 42 is 59. Even if we went as far north as possible, you still couldn't hit me. LVL 42: U just sayin that. u r coward. My friend: ROFL!! He's right, you couldn't hit either of us. But at least you'd be safe from us. LVL 42: u r cowrd 2 (runs off northward) Gotta love these people...... I mean srsly, can't he do basic addition and subtraction? I would have so loved to have smacked him around a little... *shakes head at the idiocy of some players*
May 10, 200620 yr interesting, just keep in mind some of these ppl are like 10 also, some might b in their mid-20's, but they act like they are 10 #5102 to get 99 cookingCurrent Attack XP - 7,3xx,xxx - Going for 99
May 10, 200620 yr Author just wait till u get a fire cape or 120 combat, the questions never stop coming Gee, thanks. I think. Makes me sorry for anyone who's a Pmod or in the top 10 of the high scores table. At least I get some peace, I bet most of them don't.
May 10, 200620 yr A lv 102 wit fire cape and like 10 people following him -.-..It prolly won't stop meh from getting fire cape sooner or later :D
May 10, 200620 yr A lv 102 wit fire cape and like 10 people following him -.-..It prolly won't stop meh from getting fire cape sooner or later :D You have no idea how us no guthaners have it at. RP1: Nice Cape RP2: How You Do It? RP3: HAX!! RP4: Gimme Tips K? RP5: Where You Get Cape Me: :roll: The Complete MTA Handbook | Runecrafting Pouch Analysis | Mobilizing Armies Locator Index
May 10, 200620 yr Author I'll try that when I'm feeling masochistic. Or depressed about my levels. Or something.
May 10, 200620 yr Go to a F2P world loaded with glamorous member stuff like glided ;) THATS bad. Hehe, I was selling some Rune Pks in F2P while wearing full Ghost, Zamorak Cape, Black Chaps, and my friend's Red Mask...it was hilarious. I literaully had to take off all my stuff to sell the Rune.
May 11, 200620 yr Me: The far north of the Wildy is lvl 53. 101 - 42 is 59. Even if we went as far north as possible, you still couldn't hit me. Isn't the far north of the wildy lvl 55? doesn't change the fact that he couldn't hit you but might make the difference if you're ever challenged by a lvl 46 in the future :wink: unless of course you're scared :lol:
May 11, 200620 yr Author Me: The far north of the Wildy is lvl 53. 101 - 42 is 59. Even if we went as far north as possible, you still couldn't hit me. Isn't the far north of the wildy lvl 55? doesn't change the fact that he couldn't hit you but might make the difference if you're ever challenged by a lvl 46 in the future :wink: unless of course you're scared :lol: Me? Scared? Of course I am. I'm a devout coward. I hate waking up in Fallador naked. You might be right. I'm not up there often enough to worry about the levels -- it's those clusters of white dots I worry about. Though there was this time about 1/2 dozen of us were wandering around. We got to the Axe Hut and there's a guy in there having fun with the axes. The conversation went as follows: Us: Hi Him: Hi Us: Can we come in and kill you? Him: No Us: Please? Him: NO!!!! Us: Not even a little bit? Us: Awwwww.... Him: Not even a little bit! Us: But we want to kill someone! Us: Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Him: No! You cannot come in here and kill me! Us: Why not? Him: Because I said not! Us: OK then. Bye! And we wandered off and found the Chaos Elemental instead. And that is another story.
May 11, 200620 yr :lol: wonder what he was thinking as you wandered off, the world's most polite and respectful pkers!
May 11, 200620 yr Same thing happens with Crystal Shield, but not as bad. That's why I haven't recharged it for a while... Off topic: In your sig, shouldn't "dabis" be changed to "da"? I think dabis is "you give" (indicative) and da is "give" (imperative). 228/228 Qp
May 11, 200620 yr the key to not being followed and asked questions is 1. wear nothing but your daily out f it, for me its just a fury ammy and boots of lightness 2. dont flash stuff around, especially rares and barrows armor. 3. dont talk, or keep it mildly simple or to i dont know sorry im not sure, no whatever. 4. be around people who are higher lvls then you.
May 11, 200620 yr sorry to hear that, but it's true. p2p is a little better since most people already know more about rs and some unusual stuff, but just go to f2p for a minute, crowds of people asking for stuff or trying to sell you usless items. PS. it's good to go to f2p with full ghostly and have few shade robes noted, usualy people start buying shade robes for 10k + :) make nice profit :) 1500+ total 89 cmb; 1600+ total and under 93 cmb. 02/04/07 reached all skills 60+ under lvl 90 cmb. 07/19/07 reached all skills 70+ at lvl 93 cmb.Prayer is good for herbs
May 11, 200620 yr sorry to hear that, but it's true. p2p is a little better since most people already know more about rs and some unusual stuff, but just go to f2p for a minute, crowds of people asking for stuff or trying to sell you usless items. PS. it's good to go to f2p with full ghostly and have few shade robes noted, usualy people start buying shade robes for 10k + :) make nice profit :) That would fall under scamming....
May 11, 200620 yr sorry to hear that, but it's true. p2p is a little better since most people already know more about rs and some unusual stuff, but just go to f2p for a minute, crowds of people asking for stuff or trying to sell you usless items. PS. it's good to go to f2p with full ghostly and have few shade robes noted, usualy people start buying shade robes for 10k + :) make nice profit :)While true, that's scamming. Do you think, Perhaps, that the Black Dragon lives in the Black Dragon Cave!?I'm a firm believer of typing with proper grammar on the interwebs. Oh yes.
May 11, 200620 yr Author Off topic: In your sig, shouldn't "dabis" be changed to "da"? I think dabis is "you give" (indicative) and da is "give" (imperative). I'll have to check. I stole it. My latin is horribly rusty, but I can check.
May 11, 200620 yr RP: U sauk. U R a n00b. I bet u stole that cape. Lol a tad overexaggerated perhaps? :lol: The self-proclaimed king of bronze.
May 11, 200620 yr Off topic: In your sig, shouldn't "dabis" be changed to "da"? I think dabis is "you give" (indicative) and da is "give" (imperative). I'll have to check. I stole it. My latin is horribly rusty, but I can check. Well, it's (the verbs) in the first chapter of my Wheelock's Latin 6th edition revised. Oh, and ad means to. Or is "aut," According to Wheelock 228/228 Qp
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