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CHEVY HOT RIDIN' [hi guys]

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I have this really cool car. It's a KIA. It has all sorts of features like air conditioning and windows. Well.. not really.

 

 

 

As of right now:

 

 

 

If you roll the window down you can't roll it back up unless you get someone to pull it up while you turn the handle.

 

 

 

Air conditioning doesn't work - at all.

 

 

 

It drinks about a 1/4 quart of oil every other day.

 

 

 

As you guessed, the oil leaks.

 

 

 

The lights only work for a period of about 3 minutes 30 seconds. After which you must stop and turn off the car, wait a few minutes, turn it back on and then you have 3 1/2 more minutes of headlight usage.

 

 

 

Want to open the trunk? Hahahahaha good luck.

 

 

 

Various vomit stains. Thanks kids!

 

 

 

The car overheats, a lot. Usually you can turn the heat on and it will cool it down but see problem #2.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes I park it unlocked in the middle of the ghetto at work in the hopes someone will steal it and we get the insurance money or something. 2 weeks and nothing.

 

 

 

Basically the more you smack stuff the more stuff works.

 

ex.: In order for the radio to become less staticy, the pasenger in the front seat has to kick something under the glove compartment.

 

 

 

So cheer me up and tell me about your car that is preferably worse than the one I drive in.

I drive a pink ford 96 escort, that should ease your pain.

 

 

 

Yes you heard me right, PINK, ITS FREAKING PINK AND I HAVE TO DRIVE IT AROUND TOWN :cry:

ROFL!! That was hilarious. Anyway, I also have no car... I could lie, but that would give you false hope. False hope corrodes the brain. Brain = Good. Brain > False Hope.

I can't say mine is worse, that's pretty dang bad. Except it has those seatbelts that you have an automatic shoulder strap, to make it easier on you, yet if you crash you die if you don't have the waist belt strapped. Then the automatic shoulder belt pelts you in the neck or other upper body part when it opens.

 

 

 

Next, it sounds like an indie car. It's a four cylindar, it shouldn't sound like that.

 

 

 

It shifts funny, but everything opens like doors and trunks. Ok, my car has nothing on yours.

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Mine has a light around the ignition slot so you can see where to put the key in the dark - but it turns off when you close the door, basically as soon as you are ready to put the key in.

 

 

 

It has sensors to tell you you don't have your seatbelt on but no sensor to tell you you've left your lights on.

 

 

 

My satellite navigation doesn't like to work when it's cloudy.

Some people are changed by being a moderator. I wouldn't be.

Suzuki Gran Vitara. A car made before the days of Sat Nav, Power steering, 5th gear, 100mph+, Headlights that work, Central locking, Locks in general, 4 doors, Automatic windows, Radios, A floor, Indicator on the dashboard, Oil checker, Water for your Windscreen and moveable side mirrors.

 

 

 

But other than all those faults, it's a good car! :P

 

Sometimes I park it unlocked in the middle of the ghetto at work in the hopes someone will steal it and we get the insurance money or something. 2 weeks and nothing.

 

 

 

 

:lol: I laughed really hard when I read that.

 

 

 

But, I'm so sorry you have a crappy car. :( I'm going to tell you a nice little lie so that you may feel better.

 

 

 

One day, I was driving my car down the street, listening to some Tool when all of a sudden, I hear this screeching noise, and it was getting louder and louder and louder. I stopped the car and got out to see what was making the noise. Suddenly, without warning, a large bird came swooping down from the sky. It grabbed my car with its talons, and flew away never to be seen again.

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Sometimes I park it unlocked in the middle of the ghetto at work in the hopes someone will steal it and we get the insurance money or something. 2 weeks and nothing.

 

 

 

 

:lol: I laughed really hard when I read that.

 

 

 

But, I'm so sorry you have a crappy car. :( I'm going to tell you a nice little lie so that you may feel better.

 

 

 

One day, I was driving my car down the street, listening to some Tool when all of a sudden, I hear this screeching noise, and it was getting louder and louder and louder. I stopped the car and got out to see what was making the noise. Suddenly, without warning, a large bird came swooping down from the sky. It grabbed my car with its talons, and flew away never to be seen again.

 

And I must be emo.

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I drive a pink ford 96 escort, that should ease your pain.

 

 

 

Yes you heard me right, PINK, ITS FREAKING PINK AND I HAVE TO DRIVE IT AROUND TOWN :cry:

 

 

 

Refer back to my ghetto parking idea. Except instead of leaving it unlocked, just leave it there while you go out and hope that it gets spray painted on. =) Hey atleast a pink car with graffiti on it is better than just a pink car. I guess. You know actually nevermind bye.

It was a lovely story. :(

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It was but big birds suppose to be a nice guy.

Only on the show... Only on the show... :wink:

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omg, I KNOW!

 

 

 

I kept thinking that after the show, this transvestite unzips out of the big bird costume and goes over to their trailer and begins to watch m.a.s.h., you know, with his bear radar?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

We'll see that guy/girl on "Where Are They Now?" someday.

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Yeah. Speaking of which, I met a girl who danced with big bird on the show a couple times a few years back. She's asian. I think.

That's so weird... :shock: You need to get her on here so she can tell us all what Big Bird was like.

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I have a nice car, its a newer model ford laser. Sure its a small car but its in very good condition and i got it for only $3000.

Lvl 80 construction.

 

Dragon Drops: 11 (4 Chains, 2 Axes, 1 Med, 2 Skirts, 1 Legs, 1 2h)

 

God Wars Drops: 4 Zamorakian Spears, 1 Godsword Shard 1

I drive a pink ford 96 escort, that should ease your pain.

 

 

 

Yes you heard me right, PINK, ITS FREAKING PINK AND I HAVE TO DRIVE IT AROUND TOWN :cry:

 

 

 

Refer back to my ghetto parking idea. Except instead of leaving it unlocked, just leave it there while you go out and hope that it gets spray painted on. =) Hey atleast a pink car with graffiti on it is better than just a pink car. I guess. You know actually nevermind bye.

 

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHA, no...

 

 

 

Seriously, i couldnt pay someone to spray paint it, not even an auto detailer. It's pathetic i REALLY want someone to just throw a few buckets of paint, and i want them to be a minor, and have their rich little parents pay for it.

 

 

 

Yes i'm an evil bahstahd, deal with it ;)

I haven't got a car. 8-) Not even a drivers license. And I'm almost 20 years old. 8-)

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I drive a pink ford 96 escort, that should ease your pain.

 

 

 

Yes you heard me right, PINK, ITS FREAKING PINK AND I HAVE TO DRIVE IT AROUND TOWN :cry:

 

 

 

Refer back to my ghetto parking idea. Except instead of leaving it unlocked, just leave it there while you go out and hope that it gets spray painted on. =) Hey atleast a pink car with graffiti on it is better than just a pink car. I guess. You know actually nevermind bye.

 

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHA, no...

 

 

 

Seriously, i couldnt pay someone to spray paint it, not even an auto detailer. It's pathetic i REALLY want someone to just throw a few buckets of paint, and i want them to be a minor, and have their rich little parents pay for it.

 

 

 

Yes i'm an evil bahstahd, deal with it ;)

 

My idea works too.

I haven't got a car. 8-) Not even a drivers license. And I'm almost 20 years old. 8-)

 

 

 

You truly are my hero! :D

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