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The day I got mercilessly raped by random events.


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I spent today chopping yews at the Gnome Stronghold. I'm surprised there weren't more people there. There are 3 trees right next to a bank. Anyway, during my 830 yews, I got.....

 

 

 

2 plants

 

2 Ricks

 

2 boxes

 

2 ents

 

2 Pirates (yarr)

 

1 Miles

 

1 tree spirit

 

1 frog

 

1 genie

 

and also

 

7 bird nests

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

 

I guess I must be an autoer.

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That is an interesting yet disturbing analogy. I can almost see it in my mind's eye... the poster, being mercilessly molested by genies, frogs, freaky (perverted?) foresters, strange plants that enjoy intimate contact with humans...

 

 

 

I can't bear it. I must not think anymore.

Why do you resist? My experiments are only helping humanity push the boundaries of the Art of Toxicology... you should be proud to be one of my victims.

 

~Toxicologist~

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Stay away from randoms there bad news...

 

Frogs: have kissed so many people they have diseases

 

sandwhich lady: forces you to have food

 

dwarf: trys to kill you with a bad kabob

 

MOM: abducts you sometime, or gives you a box that could be a bomb (lol)

 

Giles/Miles: Force you to tell them what something is so they don't think a spade is for cooking (lmao :wall: )

 

Pirate: Trys to show off his "pirateness"

 

Birds nest: These are good, but poor birds :cry:

 

Ents: They try to eat your ax because there hungry =/

 

Genie: Wants you to rub his lamp hoping the curse of being trap gets you :o

 

 

 

Main point....STAY AWAY...RUN!!!

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Stay away from randoms there bad news...

 

Frogs: have kissed so many people they have diseases

 

sandwhich lady: forces you to have food

 

dwarf: trys to kill you with a bad kabob

 

MOM: abducts you sometime, or gives you a box that could be a bomb (lol)

 

Giles/Miles: Force you to tell them what something is so they don't think a spade is for cooking (lmao :wall: )

 

Pirate: Trys to show off his "pirateness"

 

Birds nest: These are good, but poor birds :cry:

 

Ents: They try to eat your ax because there hungry =/

 

Genie: Wants you to rub his lamp hoping the curse of being trap gets you :o

 

 

 

Main point....STAY AWAY...RUN!!!

 

LMAO thats awsome! :lol:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Stay away from randoms there bad news...

 

Frogs: have kissed so many people they have diseases

 

sandwhich lady: forces you to have food

 

dwarf: trys to kill you with a bad kabob

 

MOM: abducts you sometime, or gives you a box that could be a bomb (lol)

 

Giles/Miles: Force you to tell them what something is so they don't think a spade is for cooking (lmao :wall: )

 

Pirate: Trys to show off his "pirateness"

 

Birds nest: These are good, but poor birds :cry:

 

Ents: They try to eat your ax because there hungry =/

 

Genie: Wants you to rub his lamp hoping the curse of being trap gets you :o

 

 

 

Main point....STAY AWAY...RUN!!!

 

LMAO thats awsome! :lol:

 

 

 

+1 :D

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