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[Faux]

I don't bother reading them.

[malo2]

Congradulations! you have won a bottle of holy water! Clense your home of evil spirits today!

 

 

 

lol I just made that up.

 

 

 

 

 

But anyway, I always get emails claiming about someones death, and that 20Million USD has been left to me. Im getting them constantly, untill recently i heard about theese scam emails on the news. They simply ask for your bank account number so they can transfer the money. Well I wonder what happens after i give them my account :roll:

 

 

 

Theese emails have become so common, that ive become to relize how many people need lives nowdays. I mean if you cant make up your own scam and just copy off a million other people, then you do need a life.

[blushenka]

Ah one of my email accounds is a treasure for spam >.< I never check out what's inside, but I read the titles to see if it's something that may not be spam.

 

Found some funny ones:

 

 

 

Mystery shop locally and keep what you buy

 

 

 

Re: fiyuc

 

 

 

Re: kupak

 

 

 

Re: fozag

 

 

 

Re: new aigab

 

 

 

Re: new govuo

 

 

 

with wobyc

 

 

 

(must be a new technique with those when you click just to see what these words may mean ;p)

 

 

 

How are you Sir, I am sure it was

 

 

 

Watch out, !

 

 

 

RE[1]: Top of the morning to you! :)

 

 

 

Amlbyen slleelp help

 

 

 

Bad Credit Not A Prloblelm

 

(which doesn't mean it's not a problem :P)

 

 

 

you are healthy .. DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t click

 

(that one cracked me up)

[ford_rule]

[greenslime89]

 

I'm bound to find spam there somewhere...

 

 

 

EDIT: Look - I've just found this:

Dear Tip.it Member,

 

 

 

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http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp?id=stinger

 

 

 

Tip.it Staff

 

Administrator Team

 

 

 

 

Twice: Ooo better scan my computer :shock:

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