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ever had stupid e-mail offering "great" rewards which are something you would ever want well post them here and let us all have a laugh! (delte all e-mail adresses first please) Here's mine...

 

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i mean why the hell would i want to go to a cheesecake factory...lol

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i mean why the hell would i want to go to a cheesecake factory...lol

 

 

 

Ah! Why would you ever say that? The Cheesecake Factory is one of the best restaurants EVER! It's so freaking good! All of their food is, not just their million different kinds of cheesecake.

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huh? well i guess it's cause i'm not american...but still it looks like a place that makes cheese cake lol, and i didn't clikc on it just in case...

 

 

 

take care.. the waiters flirt with you :shock:

 

i dont know why but they did flirt with everybody where i went... i think they were desperate

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You only get sooo much penile enhancement spam mail until it looses its laugh value... :notalk:

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

 

In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

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I get loads of junk mail, but i don't delete them cause i wanna see how long it takes to fill hotmail's space.

 

 

 

$1000 Gas Card has Been Reserved for kenneyy88

 

 

 

Relief from Debt W0MEN: Reduce Debt: With0UT-Bankruptcy

 

 

 

newfunpages@newfunpa... Hey Girlfriend! & All For Love!

 

 

 

Looking 4 U I like vanilla ice cream

 

 

 

SizeItNow [FR-EE Bra Swimwear From Victoria's Secre...

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O.O Cheesecake Factory sounds like an awesome place to eat... I... love... cheesecake.... =P~ =P~ =P~

 

 

 

Anywho... Let me see....

 

 

 

Confirmation needed - Porsche Giveaway

 

 

 

I wish.

 

 

 

Kayla Is Love on your to-do list today

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

You could become a slot machine expert - find out how

 

 

 

Oh joy!

 

 

 

Im available tonight , are you?

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

Claim your Holy Bible and a Bible Reading Plan

 

 

 

Alright!!! *Does the dance of excitement*

 

 

 

Your Disney vacation is ready to be shipped

 

 

 

DISNEYWORLDDISNEYWORLDDISNEYWORLDDISNEYWORLD!!!

 

 

 

Alone? Want to meet Christians in your local area?

 

 

 

I suuuuuuuuuurrrrre do!

 

 

 

Protect your Family for Pennies A DAY!

 

 

 

YAY!!! I wanna protect my family! Bulbasaur, I choose you!

 

 

 

Try Colon Cleansing At Home!

 

 

 

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^^Lmao that's so funny !

 

 

 

:D :D

 

 

 

I got one saying:

 

Need free breast enhancements?

 

And I was like: " Omg, what the hell, I'm fine this way"

 

 

 

Do I really need them? o.O

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Llama, No funds? Get a new vehicle no matter what*

 

 

 

I dont drive a llama...

 

 

 

Be a cosmetic critic and enter a chance to win 500USD Gift Card

 

 

 

I dont wear makeup, unless its part of a costume...

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Ahrim has huge thighs?
Lego's would be a nice addition to Construction. ^_^

 

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Here is a few of my emails, just the first couple pages out of my 7K spam mails.

 

 

 

Tonight!?

 

 

 

No thanks.

 

 

 

, Where did you go?

 

 

 

Double U Tee Ef.

 

 

 

Madonna Concert Tickets have been reserved for you!

 

 

 

Rofl-cakes, I'll pass.

 

 

 

Rock hard erections!!

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

Kmart Shoppers!

 

 

 

I really like my clothes to last more than 1 day.

 

 

 

Does a 6-figure income scare you?

 

 

 

Of course.

 

 

 

Heres how to score a Nike Sasqautch Driver?

 

 

 

Lol, wtf?

 

 

 

Baldness is now optional

 

 

 

O RLY?

 

 

 

IVAY:PK 0n m0nday

 

 

 

I actually checked this one out.

 

 

 

Twezers with a built in light!

 

 

 

LoL, yeah I really need that light.

 

 

 

Over 70 and single?

 

 

 

Far from it!

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You only get sooo much penile enhancement spam mail until it looses its laugh value... :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

My female cousin gets those all the time...heh heh i get random stock exchange and buy viagra online crap :?

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*checks email*

 

 

 

ill edit this soon.

 

 

 

Edit:

 

 

Paula Negron Cold Fear (1.73 GB) Sat Jul 01, 2006 12k

 

 

 

Debbie Dailey The Day After (1.47 GB) Sat Jul 01, 2006 12k

 

 

 

mimi $B;XL>>pJs(B Fri Jun 30, 2006 4k

 

 

 

Blah.. nothing good...

 

 

 

why dont i get spam?

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After reading through some of this I decided to check my e-mail (I have 3 accounts, one of which gets TONS of spam... So I only checked that one)... Guess what? I appearently am a member of some hentai site... Nice to know... And there's also hot young girls waiting for me elsewhere... Almost all the spam on that e-mail is just that kind of stuff.. I'm pretty sure I know who signed me up for all of it too... And if I knew him in real life I'd hug him, then kick his *.

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My mom gets penile enhancement emails all the time.

 

 

 

It's kinda freaky... Mom... >.>

 

 

 

LOLLLL! that made me laugh so much dood!

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To and From addresses removed for security reasons.

 

 

 

Subject Upgrade Your Commonwealth Bank account Information For Security Reason

 

Date Saturday, July 1, 2006 6:53 am

 

 

 

 

 

Upgrade Your Commonwealth Bank account Information For Security Reason

 

 

 

Commonwealth Bank of Australia, is here by announcing the New Security Upgrade. We have completely upgraded our SSL servers to serve our customers for a better and more secure online banking service, against any fraudulent activities. Due to this recent upgrade, you are requested to update your Online Banking information by following the link below.

 

 

 

Click Here

 

 

 

Please Note - if you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choice but to temporary suspend your online banking account.

 

 

 

Thank for your Co-operation

 

Commonwealth Bank of Australia Management Stuff

 

Please do not reply to this confirmation email as your response will not be received.

 

 

 

Edit the 'click here' link actually goes to a subdomain on the user69.com TLD :lol:

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On one of my email accounts ( that came from the internet provider i use), i haven tcheacked the email since... about January, so i have over 2000 spam emails on there. I may edit later if i feel like going through and coppying few...

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I don't know, send me a pic and i can tell you =P~

 

Sure ok! Naw I'm joking too

 

 

 

Oh crap I spammed, I hate those ones when I have won "1 million pounds!!!" if I claimed them I would be a billionaire by now

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