The gp of DOOM!

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

----------------------THE GP OF DOOM!---------------------

 

 

 

IT CAN NEVER BE DESTROYED AND WILL ALWAYS FIND ITS WAY TO UNSUSPECTING RUNESCAPIANS!

 

 

 

 

 

***-HOW THE GAME WORKS-***

 

-Person above (Person who posted above you) picks up the gp.

 

You come up with a horrible ending for him/her. (Lets say a piano falls on him/her)

 

 

 

-Gp falls on the ground

 

 

 

-You pick it up

 

 

 

-PLEASE remember that you are not involved in the killing and or horrible decapitation of the person above you. You only tell what happens. THE GP DOES THE JOB!

 

 

 

***EXAMPLE***

 

 

 

Joe-*picks up gp*

 

 

 

Bob- Piano falls on Joe

 

(Now Bob has the gp)

 

 

 

Jill- Train hits Bob

 

(Now Jill has the gp)

 

 

 

***RULES***

 

-No flaming!!!

 

-No spamming!!!

 

-All other forum rules apply!!!

 

 

 

***STORY***

 

 

 

Once an adventurer named Fgfuyfyuiuyf was exploring the many ruins of the Wilderness when he came upon a cat. "Come here, kitty!" The cat ran away, but not before Fgfuyfyuiuyf could read the name tag. "Bob. Well ain't that just a dumb name to name your cat?" Fgfuyfyuiuyf followed the cat, calling its name, but the cat seemed to ignore him or not hear him calling. The cat came to a cave and went deep into its endless darkness.

 

 

 

Fgfuyfyuiuyf was mighty brave and followed the cat. "I have 72 HP and awesome stats that I can beat anything in here ^_^." Fgfuyfyuiuyf saw a shimmering light ahead and walked towards it like a zombie in a trance. Gold! Thousands of gold. Piles larger than the mighty KQ of these days, but this was before the KQ! Fgfuyfyuiuyf saw a red thing, poking out of the gold like it was breathing the air. Fgfuyfyuiuyf grabbed the item and tugged it out. "Some sort of red crown :\."

 

 

 

There was inscribed lettering on the crown and Fgfuyfyuiuyf read aloud, "This is Zanaris' phat, no touchies! Go buy one for $19.95 at your nearest store!" But Fgfuyfyuiuyf didn't want to buy one, he wanted this one! He saw something green and red shimmering in the gold pile too. He reached in once again, pulling out 5 fire runes and 1 nature rune. "Wowzerz! What does this do?" He clicked cast and a glowing, shimmering green light cast over him.

 

 

 

He reached out for the phat, getting ready to run, but not leaving it behind. A green zap of energy from the heaven's turned the phat into 1 gp. "1gp! Geez, I'm leaving!" But not before the power of the gp was unleashed. This was Zanaris' and he punished all for the gp since it came from his phat. The sky began to hide behind black clouds which not even the brightess light could see through (That's why it doesn't rain or why you can't see the sky).

 

 

 

Things of all assorted candy wrappers dropped from the sky, but some happened to land on a certain spot of a brave adventure. Fgfuyfyuiuyf died from the thousands of Christmas crackers landing on him. Many people ran to see what the commotion was, but they found what looked like candy instead. Everyone grabbed them and tried opening them, but hats popped out; not candy. Some people dropped them in disgust while others kept them.

 

 

 

A player picking up the crackers noticed a hand holding 1gp. He noticed it was his uncle, so he thought he could keep it. This person stuck it in their pocket and that person is me.

[hockpeeps]

you got eaten by chickans for quintuple posting this forum less than 2 mins after yelling at me for a double post i quickly fixed hehe YAY 1 GP!!!! :boohoo:

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

Your violon string breaks and stabs you in the head, hitting a 10,000,000, so you keep dying. Woot, 1 GP!

[eckered]

i chicken steps on your toe, you die instantaniously

 

 

 

w000t im rich!!!! 1 gp

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You're so excited, that you forget to breathe. WEEEEEE!

[noname713]

you think the gold coin is chocolate and choke to death on it

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You're reaching down my throat to get the gp, and my nerves shut my mouth, biting off your arm, hitting a 99. I come back from Lumbridge to find the gp on a pile of bones, which I bury and get 99 prayer ^_^

[Lacarnaya]

A bolt of unholy lightning strikes the gp from your hand, however, the distance was so close that each volt of electricity did 1 damage to you. You take 1000k damage. WOOOT! 1 GP!!!!!

[noname713]

While attempting to figure out whether the coin is made of chocolate or gold (by biting it), you slip in a puddle of unholy rainwater

 

 

 

A reflex causes you to force the coin down your trachea, where you choke on it

 

 

 

I telegrab the coin out of your corpse, but log out before it reaches me. The coin continues traveling and lands somewhere in a crowd behind me

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

When you log back on later, you find you're banned for rule 132,231,583, mass killing people. I walk over and find thousands dead. By the time I reach them, their stuff disappears, but 1 gp remains.

[zeekyhbomb]

The dead people come back as zombies and rip you limb from limb. I get 1 gp. :D

[hockpeeps]

you run into the general store to buy somthing with your one gp but trip and get impaled by a party hat. I take the 1gp and donate it to the tramp so he may die in my place because im smart :

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

Jagex bans you because they think you are "Real-Life Item Trading", since it turns out the tramp was actually a player. I tip over a can from what seemed to be left of a beggars and find the coin.

[noname713]

You reach into the can to take out the coin. Unfortunately, you get cut by the filthy, jagged metal of the can and get gangrene. You try to apply relicym's balm, but that only makes the swelling worse. You try putting antipoison on the wound to see if that somehow helps, but you use too much of the drug and it ends up having a toxic effect.

 

 

 

Deranged from the overdose, you run into the wilderness raving like a madman. Some pk'ers decide to kill you for fun. One amputates your arm with a dds while the other cauterizes the wound with fire spells. Strangely enough, you are now better off than you were before. You manage to run away from the pk'ers, but unfortunately, the poison in the dagger failed to take hold and counter the toxicity of the antipoison overdose you had earlier.

 

 

 

Desperate for food to sustain you a bit longer, you attempt to eat the coin in the hopes that it is made out of chocolate. Unfortunately, you choke on it and die in p2p wilderness.

 

 

 

I am f2p and don't plan to get membership anytime in the near future :P

[hockpeeps]

well i win my ban appeal then i pk u while u are pickign up the coin in p2p wildy then i tele idc if that makes me a tele noob to varrock and attempt to run and hide in the top floor of the clothes shop :thumbsup:

[noname713]

The noobs have delayed killing delrith for too long, and he is tired of waiting for the dark wizard he sent into varrock to return with clothes.

 

 

 

Delrith decides to go into the clothes shop himself only to find that he is too big to fit into the door. So he makes the door bigger and causes the building to collapse in the process.

 

 

 

You are instantly killed by this, and delrith is severely injured in the process. He picks up the gp, hoping that it is made of chocolate so that he can survive a bit longer in case he gets attacked by another noob hoping to slay him. Unfortunately, just as he touches it, he is suddenly impaled, weakened, and sent back to whatever dimension he came from.

 

 

 

ZOMG PHR33 STOOF PL0X ON T3H GROUND!!!

[Fabricant]

You get the coin and travell to varrock and head to the shop. As you enter, somebody closes the door infront of you and the force kills you instantly, while noobs rush over, looting the body. The coin, rolling along the floor, hits me on the foot. I look down to see 1gp on the floor. With nothing else to do, I pick it up, toss it into the air, catch it and walk off.

 

 

 

Only fate will tell us what will happen next......or the next poster......

[m3ta93]

The gp was poisoned and you have no anti poison. I put on some rubber gloves and pick it up.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

The rubber gloves grow smaller, cutting of your hands, making you bleed to death. WOOT! 1 GeePee.

[I_Rule_21]

you decide to go kill some scorpians in the alkharid mine, and they pinch you to a million pieces. I'm standing there next to you and i grab all your money, within the pile of money is the deadly 1gp!

[hockpeeps]

while im power mining my pic head flies of and impales u then i take the MONEY and my pick head and return to power mining :

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You hit the rock so hard, the ground breaks open making a rift stretching for miles, and you fall into it. A little boy is down there and eats you for food and the gp flies out of the hole.

[hockpeeps]

...and impales u in the skull at which point i climb out of the hole and pry it from your skull

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

From which blood shoots out, like in "28 Days", and you get turned into a zombie and a farmer shoots you in the head. I run from Falador and pick up the GeePee.

[noname713]

The sandwich lady pops up all of a sudden and offers you a snack. Unfortunately, you are extremely exhausted from your run and accidentally pick the wrong item. She attempts to teleport you to a random location, but unfortunately, you get caught in an abyssal hole. You are too tired to pick out the correct lever, yet you cannot fall asleep (do you have any idea how incredibly uncomfortable it is trying to sleep on one of those levers?). Eventually, you collapse from exhaustion and impale yourself on the one lever that is different. The weight of your corpse pulls down the lever.

 

 

 

Mehehehe...1 gp and it's mine! ALL MINE!!!

 

 

 

PS: I have decided to give the chocolate coin a break. Nobody else may use it for the time being :P