Fabricant Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I still dont understand how you could have gotten all the way to lumby with the lower half of you shattered (probably with teleport runes) Anyway, I didn't die...I just looked dead. You crawl along the ground....slowly, but surely. I simply come up and take the gp off you. On the way to fally, I tell the sandwich lady that you are still alive...she will return later to finish what she had started. (And now Im going to bed because its nearly 2 here in Ireland) Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Role_Model Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I go to cursed you's house > get durialized > pwn you irl while your sleeping! :shock: . and throw it into a river, which flows into the fishing guild somehow, I fish it... Right then I realized i am f2p, and die. back to rs, i guess. it's been 4 months. RSN:P H Osho <- gonna start on him soon, fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I buy a 3 minute membership go to fishy guild take gp run back to f2p world in an f2p place b4 membership ends and I hide in the champ guild chicken place thingy rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 The chickens peck at you unil you are no more than a bloody mess on the ground. I walk in and take the 1gp out of the remains. After knowing what can happen to people with the 1gp, I hand it to the guild champion (or whoever he is) and dive.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xana Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 i tell him i need it for a quest and he gives it to me By 'fittest' do you mean 'most selfish brat with the fastest internet connection?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Role_Model Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 ^^ The champion's guild master realizes than he has to cut his hair, while in the process he misses his hair and impales you xana. I pick up the coin, and teleport to tutorial island. I give it to vannaka and tell him to not give it to anyone unless they fight him to the death. P.S. Goodluck, he IS the greatest swordsman alive, and he can wield a 2h in one hand. back to rs, i guess. it's been 4 months. RSN:P H Osho <- gonna start on him soon, fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I steal a boat in port sarim and row to the tutorial island.I go up to vannaka and ask him: "Do you have 1gp? Because Role_Model wants it back....." Vannaka goes up to you and challenges you to a fight. After a long match, you kill vannaka....but unfortunetly he put Retribution just before he died. Both of ya are dead.....and so is a level 3 who was too close to the fight. I grab the 1gp and row back onto the mainland..... I know the 1gp brings me bad luck, so I feed it to a fish, which I then poisoned....so whoever touches it, with gloves or not, gets poisoned and will die very quickly..... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I KILL YOU!!! and the goldfish dies respawns in Lumbridge lakes I fish it out and grab the gp and run into Al Karhid (or however you spell it) rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I KILL YOU!!! and the goldfish dies respawns in Lumbridge lakes Errrr......how? Anyway, you are in Al-kahrid...walking around... Unfortunetly, you are getting too hot due to the intense heat. You run around, looking for water...until you see a little well... You are too desperate (and too lazy) to bring up the bucket, so you dive into the well. The only thing you didnt realise is that you cant fit down it. You are now stuck, halfway into the well opening at the top. With nothing else to do, I walk down to Al-kahrid....and to my luck, you are trapped in the well. I come up to you and ask you if you need assistance... "Im ok I just jumped to get water Im too hot now get me water please" As I try and understand what he said, I take out a jug of water... "Can I have some water please Im too hot now" As I help you out of the well and give you some water, you pay me 100gp...but you also gave me 1gp... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayarah Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Returning from your trip to the terrible Kharidian desert and its mortal heat, you feel very tired and decide that it's time to make things a bit easier, and maybe have a bit of fun and fresh air: you decide to pay for a ride at the gnome glide service. The flight is calm and you see beautiful landscapes as you fly but, all of a sudden, the gnome stares at a point ahead on the sky and so do you, just to notice a black, shady spot ahead, with smaller red, "fire-looking" spots. It seems to be coming in your direction... Wait, it IS coming in your direction! And it's... Oh my f$%#%^ Saradomin, its a black dragon! A FLYING BLACK DRAGON!! And it seems like it doesn't have much control of it's flight.... Actually it looks really scared, as much as you and your gnome friend! Before falling down at the fields of Lubridge, the Dragon manages to burn you and your little friend, making your money and some of your stuff fall from the sky... So falls the Gp of Doom. Later insvestigations reveal that the Flying Dragon was nothing but an attempt from the dark knights to make a new weapon to anihilate the white knights ant take out Falador.... --------------------- Meanwhile, there am i, wandering in the endless roads of Runescape (oh, have i been here before?), thinking of my life of dirty tricks, when i see it... And can't just believe it... But there is it! MY LUCKY GP (of Doom) !!! "Fate is something amazing doesn't it?", i thought, "So many times i've played nasty tricks against others just to have this small piece of brighty happiness in my hands and now.. Look at this, it came to me freely! That SURELY means something!" I grab the 1gp, my loved LUCKY Gp (of Doom!), and keep walking the roads... My wandering takes me to the door of the monastery... I see the beautiful vitrals... I listen the water falling at the fountain... I smell the roses... And then i come to the conclusion that the gP is not "Lucky" as i thought... IT'S SACRED!! "YES! Now i see it... For my life of crimes i've been choosen to transform my soul completely! I must free my soul of all evil and become The Priestess of The New Message, a new religion that arises in Runescape to transform the hearts and minds of all people!..." Then i dress up my Princess Costume i've got from the Prince Frog, Put an air tiara on my head, and walk to Varrock with the Gp in my hands, adoring it, and saying things like: "All citizens of runescape, in my hands is the vision of a new future, rid of all war and hate! May all of you find inside your souls the light of the Sacred Golden Point!!!" Then i proclaim "The Brotherhood of The Golden Point" oficially open, me being the "Priestess of The New Message" it's main representant. A beggar and a drunk man feel inspired enough to follow me. The beggar insists in touching the coin but i keep it with the argument that only The Priestess can touch it... And then i go on with my speeches. Onen i estel Edain, ÃÆÃâÃâ¦Ã¡-chebin estel anim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 I skip reading the last two stories about how you do this thing and then another thing and then this guy :twisted: kills you and I find your remains and take the gp rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol000999 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 *Slaps you with a big smelly tuna* *500 cats come and bite your head off* W00t 1 gp Plx!!!!!!1shfitone!11111111176824234690216423904@Sahu7iwe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 *Slaps you with a big smelly tuna* *500 cats come and bite your head off* W00t 1 gp Plx!!!!!!1shfitone!11111111176824234690216423904@Sahu7iwe :-s Anyway, you put the smelly tuna into your inventory (backpack...whatever) and walk off, with the 1gp in your hand....but something is wrong. You feel like you are being followed...but who...or what? You turn around...and get a bit of a shock. The 500 cats are coming up to you. You weild your scimi to scare away the cats...but your attempts are weak. The cats jump towards you. You manage to kill about 6 but they soon cover you completely, clawing at your face. In an attempt to push them away, you let go of the coin so you are able to grab them and pull them off. After you catch the smell of the tuna, you get it out of your inventory, throw it away and run to varrock.....leaving the coin behind. As I walk along, I find the 1gp on the ground with a pile of bones beside it....with 2 cats nearby. As I wonder why theres bones and cats around, I walk off with the 1gp.....only to get the punishment for picking up the coin.... Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 STOP WRITING THESE HUGE STORIES they drive me insane I want to see how some one dies not how you put people to SlEeP Anyways u get bored hearing my lecture and fall off a roof of a 10 story building and I get the gp rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanite Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 STOP WRITING THESE HUGE STORIES it drives me insane I want to see how someone dies not how you put people to sleep ANyways you get bored from listening to me lecture fall asleep and fall off a 10 story building and die I take the gp after seeing that you didn't pay attention to me rule the seas is a cool mmorpg register through here: http://www.ruletheseas.com/index.php?r=50338 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabricant Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 I have 4 things to say... 1. Please use full stops and commas because it would look better if you did use them.... 2. Stop complaining about the length of our posts. It doesnt matter if you are too lazy to read them... 3. Double posting is bad.... And finally, number 4......back to the story. I didnt actually die, because I landed on a level 23 and crushed him.... Anyway, I go back onto the roof and find you there....standing... I walk up, knowing your weakness, and start telling a story about a person, working for the king. The story started off with the king asking the servant to pick wheat and put them in the warehouse. So the servant went into the field and got some wheat, he put the wheat in the warehouse and went back to the field to get some more. After 10 minutes of repeating myself, you start going mad. You block your ears and start shouting. You stagger around the rooftop....and stumble off the edge...meeting the ground with a crunch. I climb down the ladder, and go to the body.....but I was too late. Somebody had already looted the corpse, and took the 1gp.... (Sorry If I mean any disrespect) Dai jou bui! The full stop and comma are your friend....http://www.blogger.com/profile/31134299 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 how come you never grab the freakin gp anyway eragon3160 (a random player) grabed the gp I find him and follow him for a while I buy him a beer, not knowing that I posioned it he says "this tastes a little funny let me taste yours." not noing i posioned my beer too he drinks it and falls over dead. I take the gp and go to evil daves basment to catch rats, and my vision get blury evil dave has posioned the air and hes wearing a gas mask, he tries to take the gp but I fight him, after I kill him I go upstairs and,down to edge dungon, using my beast taming skill I tame the earth warriors to protect me. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 You don't notice you're actually in the KQ lair, and she kills all you guards in 1 hit, and kills you. :) Off Topic: I haven't checked this post in a long time, and it's looking good. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 using magic i tele to the desert (i have ancients) then I walk over and pick the gp up, then i tele to canifs pub and walk to burgh de rott to have the mquee protect me. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragon312 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 ur members run out and jagex gets a new rule all members die instantly (if their members run out) and i go over the and grab the coin and lick it :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost2106 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Not realising that the coin had been used by some professers trying out what they think would be a super cure called anthrax (didnt work sadly). The anthrax spreads inside you and kills you. I pick up the coin with gloves, run to varrock castle, stick it to the front of a cannon ball, dispose of the gloves and get the varrock guards to help protect me. -.- : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 One of the guards goes to check if the cannon is working, and since your inside the cannon, sticking the gp to it, he fires the cannon, blowing off your characters head. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 not noing the my money got there the next day, they made me back alive again and i grab the gp. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost2106 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 i log onto my noob account, get the bomb thingy from the council worker and light it. I give it to you and you are amazed and hypnotised by the strange object. It blows up and kills you instantly. The gp is not damaged and i grab it. I hide a 'fake' coin into an ess bag, then hide the bag under a corpse at the green dragons. I then hide in the church thats really far in somewhere. I hide the coin somewhere in there. I carry a ddp++ with me incase anyone tries to torture me for the coins location :shame: (ha! beat that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarted7 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 i brought antipoison and ancient mage you from a distance :P i discover your name and begin a long quest of retracing your steps and asking people who you are and where you went to. I finally retrace your steps to the church and search it for several hours. I find the coin but since it was such as good hiding spot i decide to keep it there I leave :-w and bribe the monks to turn to Zamorak Click here to see my goals and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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