The gp of DOOM!

[doogsidoof]

since u died with no living reletives, all ur belongings go to the government, where they smith the gold bar into another coin which i recieve from the bank.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

When you are walking out the door, a safe falls from the 6th floor, crushing you. W00t, 1 geepees.

[darkpoet837]

The safe was so heavy it caused a sinkhole from the cave below, killing you are you are dragged in. I use my handy dandy tellie grab to gain 1 gp \ .

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

The telly grab backfires, teleporting you to yourself, which is impossible, so you are torn in half in the process.

[Blingkachi50]

Flying bits and pieces of darkpoet837 hit in the eye's making you blind thus you're not able to see me k0 you with a whip :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

[Nenga]

For KOing him saradomin casts his wraith upon you, then zamorak, wanting to ruin saradomin's fun, unleashed his wraith upon you. Armadyl not wanting to be left you cast his wraith upon you, zaros seeing that zamorak cast his flames on you, froze you to compete with zamorak, bandos desided to join in for the heck of it, guthix clawed you eyes out because of your greed, and so on until every god does something to you. *I take the GP*

[TheMadSirSlaughter]

Alright, I got one....

 

 

 

As your coveting the 1 gp, you hear someone say "Free stuff please!". You turn to see a horde of Begger Zombies! As they all start lurching at you, you start firing spells into the crowd, killing them by the dozen. However, you fail to notice a single Begger Zombie come up from behind. Before you realize he's there, he grabs you and chomps down hard on your shoulder! As he starts feasting on your flesh as you try to wiggle free, the rest of the horde bears down on you, some taking part in the unholy feast, other looting through your possession. After a few minutes, the horde dissipates, leaving nothing but a clean-picked skulliton. A few minutes later, I meet up with one of the zombies. I offer to trade him a firelighter for the gp. He agrees and starts examining the firelighter. I then pull a string, causeing the firelighter to go off in his face, killing him instantly.

 

 

 

Beat that!

[Alexpop11]

the zombie beggar falls forward, setting you on fire also.

 

you die in the blaze, with the zombie.

 

i take all of your stuff, and find 2 mil, in which the deadly gp was hidden.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You find the GP pile is too huge for you to carry at once. The weight of all the gold crushes you.

[Numer0_un0]

I pick up the gp.

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You die randomely. I pick up the gp.

[paaaaaaaasta]

the gp starts wailing "spend me...spend me" and you spend it at a general store but it was robbed and the robber stabbed you and disembowels you

 

 

 

I pick up the gp after seeing the robber die for no reason

[dutycalls5609]

The strike of general store employees suddenly becomes violent. They bring shears, pots, buckets and whatnot and procede to do terrible terrible things to you.

 

 

 

I cringe just thinking about it and it gives me nightmares...but at least I got 1 gp!

[Nenga]

One night you have a nightmare about how paaaaaaaasta died, and your brain bursts. I loot your death pile but only find the one gp.

[Dizzle229]

you spontaneously combust. uh, you dont have anything good but.. hey look! a lucky gp! ill take that! now ill live forever!

[Numer0_un0]

Unfortunately you die a few seconds later.

 

 

 

Why? err... :uhh: that's classified.

 

 

 

 

 

Anywho, I picked up the gp. go me! \

[fgfuyfyuiuy0]

You're hit by exploding bits of toad. Self-explanatory. Gp pour moi.

[Dizzle229]

i wont go into detail about your death. all i will say is that it involved a dog, digging up your great aunt, and the president.

 

 

 

anyway, i took ur gp.

[nine naked men]

Little do you know, the gp is just a solid form of the One Ring, which slowly consumes your soul... Until you turn into a potato. I eat the potato and find a gp inside it.

[Dizzle229]

but the gp gives you horrible idigestion. u die and i take it.

[paaaaaaaasta]

but as you turn around it seems teh_langzor's corpse was somehow revived from the dead and he kills you and takes the gp and starts wandering around as a random event zombie and I kill it and took the 1 gp teh_lagzor zombie dropped

[Nenga]

You get killed by giant flying waffles (#1 killer of man in runescape)

 

 

 

I shoot the waffles with my c bow and eat them for breakfast. I see the one gp on the ground and take it.

[Trentkal]

I push you down the stairs at the varrock bank. The gp goes hurtling into the fenced off area. I tele-grab it and instantly a hummingbird comes and pokes out my eyes. During the fight against the winged beserker, I throw the possesed coin out the window.

[ViolaWoman]

I'm walking by the Varrock bank, when a gp comes flying out the window. I pick it up and am attacked by a guard, wearing bizarre uniform. He proceeds to hack me to death and I lay there in a heap of bones and a gp.

[Dizzle229]

i steal the gp from the guard