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As you pick up the 1gp, it gives you a sudden urge to go spend it. You decide the only thing you can buy with it is a chisel, so you teleport to Lumbridge. I, resently being killed by noobs with revenge on their minds, was very angry that the noobs killed me while i was wearing my full lederhosen, i looked good in it. So, as i notice you walking towards the general store, I take my rune scimmy, one of my few items magically kept upon death, and kill you in my rage. I now once again have the 1 gp.

Penguin Power!

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^The last great war of the Wilderness....

Yeah, I don't have a cool signature, so the MSSW3 sig will have to do....

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I happened to keep some ghostbuster cartridges from last years halloween event, and i blast you and you disolve into nothing. Since the gp is inanimate (or is it?) It is reverted into normal from and i pick it up.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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One of the keys flies out from the piano and beats the gp to you. It knocks you out. I struggle out from under the piano and take it.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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And then by some incredible twist of fate I happened to be standing in a ditch and i simply drop down and wait for the piano shower to end. When it has stopped and there are no more musical crashes, I climb out of the ditch and survey the carnage around me. Suddenly i walk into a bush which i'm sure wasn't there before and pick up the gp which i find in it. I walk off.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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You are tricked by "nice" sailors, they say they're nice. But when you get on board, these so called "nice" say something like this:

 

 

 

"Arr, feed the landlubber the the sharks."

 

"Jarr, indeed let's do"

 

"Jarr, we ill."

 

"Jarr, I agray."

 

 

 

So they throw you off board, and the captain says, "Thanks for da money sucka."

 

 

 

And the pirates sail away without you.

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But then they stray into the time machine thread and are transported back to the world of Ancient Greek myth and legend, where they meet Scylla and Charybdis. Within 5 seconds they are sunk and the gp is thrown into Scylla's lair...

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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Your family tree is completey desinegrated into dust because I simply pawn.

 

The gp is mine and I feed it to my cat who then dies and joins your family tree. The gp is now in my hands because my cat fails at eating.

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If you quote me please be sure to note that I'm extremely mad.

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the gp was a chocolate coin and you needed 2m to live

 

you had 1.999m

 

in a last act of retaliation you use home teleport, but you then got an abyyass. The abyssas eats you up and i get the real coin.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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Your avatar drowns you in it's neverending flow of mud. The gp blocks up the hole, destroying the avatar, so i pick it up from the shattered remains of the jar thingy.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

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Your avatar drowns you in it's neverending flow of mud. The gp blocks up the hole, destroying the avatar, so i pick it up from the shattered remains of the jar thingy.

 

 

 

Sand, actually.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, I'm getting unimaginative, so... An anvil falls on your head. I get the gp.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

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Langzor trips and severs his spine.

 

Drazon, who just happened to be walking around, takes the gp and teleports to Paddewwa.

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^ Going for full 3rd age Ranged, no coif, with about 10m to spare. Merching ftw.^

 

TIF vs KWD=Tif scared

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