The gp of DOOM!

[m00finz]

You step into the wilderness for a few seconds and BAM! A giant fat woman sits no you and you are sucked into the depths of her butt-rolls.

 

 

 

I pick up a lovely shiny golden coin that happens to be sitting on the ground near this woman's large fatness.

[MiyuLynx]

a random level-17 walks by. he accidently trips and his iron mace flies from his hand becoming lodged in your cranium. he takes the gp and later gives it to me after i sold him a bucket.

[Kingtygy]

But then... you just die, ok?!? I get the gp :)

 

 

 

Sorry about that, I'm running out of ideas and I have homework to do..

[DragonStar]

I mistake you for a penguin and drove an spear into your heart.

 

Yay 1 gp!!!

[MiyuLynx]

the animal protection agency comes and arrests you for poaching penguins. even if you didn't really, you had the intent to! they wrestle you to the ground and the 1gp falls out of your pocket and I (who is magically alive again) pick it up. :o

[Dax]

I eat MiyuLynx and take the gp

[Spirrus]

Barney the dinosaur molests you to death and I claim the 1 gp. :mrgreen:

[MiyuLynx]

an army of dancing smileys does the cha cha on your face with their sharp boots of [bleep]eyness... \ \ \ \ \

 

 

 

and they pay me 1gp that they stole from you for no apparent reason.

[cravey]

you get shot by a passing duck

[Numer0_un0]

Nobody except me realizes the slight irony in that statement and you die a lonesome old man, neglected by everybody. Before all that happens, I pick up the gp. :mrgreen:

[cravey]

i order an army of ducks and i take over your gp and get revenge MWHAHAHAHA :twisted: sorry i suffer from mad laugh attacks MWHAHAHAHA :twisted:

[Kingtygy]

The gp of doom puts voices in your head that constantly tell you jokes, so you continue to have laughing attacks, forever. People think you're crazy and put you out of your misery, and they just wanted you to shut up. You must have dropped the gp during one of your insane laughing attacks, because i found it on the ground.

[mixand]

You poke the penguin too much and it kills you, i take the money and go to the general store.

[cravey]

i take your gp while your in the genral store

[pk3r_591]

ok well this is an odd game and wat in the name of zammy is up with chocolate coins at the start of the thread i mean come on every 2 or 3 posts someone mentions it being chocolate. IS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE INSANE!!!

 

 

 

Anyway you see the gp and try to pick it up just to find that it has been enchanted and is stuck to the floor. You pnder over this mystery for many moons when you come to the decision that this is the work of Zammarok.

 

In your crazed frenzy to get the coin you travel to the nearest bank and withdraw your holy book (sara), Saradimins brew, Full Saradomin armour, saradomin sceptre and the complete mage set. As you set out on your quest to collect this wonderous coin you realise you stil have equipped an unholy book. You decide to burn it in your hatred of this mighty leader. From than on you travel for many moons questing for the one who is rumoured to be able to harness untold power from the God Saradomin.

 

 

 

As you search you see images of the coin as it haunts your waking moments and you dream of picking up this magical item. You start to daydream as you walk thinking of the power this gp possess but in your absent mindness you stumble on something and fall unconsious.

 

 

 

As you awaken you turn to find the object upon which you tripped. To your bemuzment it is the coin thats you have dreamt of owning. You look around at your surrondings to realise that the place ou have searched for in great vain is this very location and you realise you passed it a many times in your journey.off to your south you notice a hut surronded in the markings of saradomin. This increases your hope as to having found the correct place. You walk to the door in great awe at the hut for as you drew nearer it transformed from a hut to a temple with massive statues either side of the entrance in respect to your god.

 

 

 

As you walk up the stairs to the door you feel the presence of a great power. You walk upto the door in awe of its carvings and prepare to enter. aboce the handle you notice some signs which you decide to read:

 

 

 

To all of those true of heart, who follow my race and belive in my power equip clothing of my making and enter at will.

 

To those of you who feel my power is belittled compared to that of zamarok enter at thy own risk and prepare for a holy butt kicking!!! :ohnoes:

 

 

 

You read this sign and realise that bringing your clothing was a god idea as you prepare to read a small wooden sign hung by flax in the glass window. You read the sign and feel enfuriated as you have searched i vain to come to the door that reads;

 

 

 

Sorry chap out to lunch pop back soon wont you?

 

 

 

As you feel your anger rise you use the strength of 99 levels and run at the coin and swing your leg out and kick with emense power but it doesnt move. You decide to sit there defeated by this wondoruous object. You stare at it for hours when you hear approaching footsteps. You look up to fing its only a lvl 3 n00b walking along. As he reaches the ground in front of you he sees the coin and you deide to have a luagh as you tell him to pick up the coin for it has magical powers expecting to see the n00b struggle. To your great suprise he bends over and picks up the coin. :wall: In your anger you run at the temple and kick down the door.As you d you hear the voice of a thousand warriors who came before you and all of a sudden you get struc by a bolt of lue lightning mwahahahaha. :shock:

 

 

 

the end

 

 

 

 

 

o btw i now have the coin as the lvl 3 noob gave it to me thinking it useless so nur nickey nur nur

[pk3r_591]

btw as u might have guessed from my last post i am very disturbed but true artists are never understood so there \

[nine naked men]

You fail. I take the Gp.

[LordBlk]

but outta no where sum guy named joe comes and asks u where the money is u dont know wat to say and r pwned by him when i come along and look a gp!

[cravey]

posin does the trick mwhahahaha :twisted:

[decebal]

Watch it, you almost stepped on the coi.... n.

 

 

 

Too late :( .

 

 

 

Ah well, I'm 1 gp wealthier.

 

 

 

Wait? It didn't get stuck in the GRAVESTONE??

 

 

 

It's enchanted!

[cravey]

i tickle you and you drop the gp :\:thumbsup:

[Princess Viola]

I get this guy

 

to eat you and I get it!

[aspokaspofkjsopfkapo]

i sing barney's clean up song and you burst into flames

[blaah]

I take the GP before you do while you are enjoying your favorite purple dinosaur sing your favorite clean-up song.

[shadedragon]

Bricks begin to form The Wall, and it's racing towards you. You run away and try stepping out of the way but The Wall just turns. No matter which way you go, The Wall follows you. Finally, you find the other end of The Wall. There's nowhere to go, and you are smashed between both ends of The Wall, except for your hand that holds the gp, which I take, while I'm protected by The Wall.