killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Light Yagami uses the Death Note to kill you and i then take it from you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 As you are laughing at Shadedragon, my old pal Freaky Forester takes you into his land with the pheasants and whatnot. He tells you to bring him the bird with 20k tails. You think it is a glitch, and log out. You log back in to find an angry forester and his army of psychotic pheasants staring right at you. The forester then yells "ATTACK!" and his army immediately starts pecking at you. Although the birds are all a significantly lower level than you, they own you in less that 3 seconds. You end up in Lumbridge with your three best items, thinking it can't be that bad because you only had four items on you. Soon, you realize that what you lost happened to be the GP of doom, your only love. Meanwhile, I show up in the Freaky Forester's land to find a now satisfied forester and a ton of birds. I also observe a gravestone. Since I am in a bad mood from being teleported to this random event that I already have all of the items from, I decide to destroy the gravestone. Even though Jagex doesn't let you destroy a gravestone that doesn't belong to you, I miraculously destroy yours and steal the coin. I talk to Freaky Forester to finish my event, and he says "Fluffy for the win!!" and gives me full Zamorak with a plateskirt :D I continue through his text, and he says that you were disobedient and logged out during his even that is wayy to easy and made him severely angry. I kill the specified pheasant, leave through the portal, put on my Zammy, and laugh at the fool who only used one line of text to steal the sacred GP. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 grr ill show you mroe than one line And so the story begins..... After months in the hospital from severe injuries from angry pheasents, killerbook1 was eager to get revenge on the evil one who stole his beloved GP. He became a worldwide known detective so he could get the connections to track down the stealer of the GP,Fluffyzoe64. He searched all over Runescape and finally tracked down the evil villain who had been hiding with Evil Dave in Evil Dave's Mother's basement of DOOM.Fluffyzoe64 was making a living killing hell rats in the basement and feared leaving and having the GP stolen yet again.Then one day there was a knock on the door. "fluffy!its for you!" yelled Evil Dave's Mom. Fluffyzoe hurried up the stairs and opened the door. He could not beleive his own eyes. Killerbook1 was back with an army of undead chickens he bought near Port Phasymatys. "aaggghhhh noooo!" he yelled as killerbook and his chickens devoured him alive. "muahahh once again the GP is mine!" yelled killerbook1 as he set off to find a piece of cheese that had also been stolen from him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Although Killerbook1 believes he is pretty smart, it turns out that he is mistaken about a couple of things. First of all, Fluffy is F2P. Second of all, Fluffy is FEMALE!! Have you ever met a guy named Fluffy?? Too bad about those two things... Guess you never got my GP so it sucks to be you :D *mutters about being called a male member...skill sig with no P2P high scores and name with Fluffy in it?? Killerbook1, you're an observant one...you sure are...* /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 ... -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 ... -.- I still have the GP. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 being very mad at fluffy cuz it took me like 10 mintues to write that story...i burn ur hosue down and nuke your foot(ha take that!) i then take the cheese and use my ancients to freeze u and stop u from chasing after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Too bad ancients don't work in F2P! Killerbook1's observance FTW again! So I can't chase you...in RuneScape, when you die, you get teleported to Lumbridge, which I make sure I get killed and hit up the noob town. I send the Mime to get the GP, and without a word he brings it to me. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 james bond forces u to bcome a member. he then ties u to a stick and shoves you into god wars zamarok boss room. the lvl 650(my loyal servant) eats u and gives me the GP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Time goes backwards to when the Zammy boss killed you, and I come out the back end of this boss to find the GP. Since I seem to love Lummy, I use Homeport, cancel my membership, and get off of RuneScape. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 i hack you, drop the 1gp and pick it up on my account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I banked it and have a 7 day recovery delay. Good luck with that. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 well chuck norris helped me break into the bank with his roundhouse kick and we still managed to recover the GP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 How would you get it if it was mixed in with over 2mil others? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 my spidey senses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Why would Spiderman need Chuck Norris and James Bond to help him steal cheese and GP from an innocent FEMALE? Still my GP :P because I said so /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 The GP Nazgul kill you, and take it back to Sauron. Frodo throws it in a volcano, and I catch it as it flies up. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 I turn the volcano upside down and you fly up into it, then it explodes and the gp drops down to my feet. I take it with me back home to Andromeda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 i shoot a web and stick u to a nearby shooting star and take the GP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 I get Frozo from the Incredibles to freeze your silly web and slide away onto an ice path and bring me the GP. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspokaspofkjsopfkapo Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i get out my trusty flamethrower and melt frozo; then i take the gp while you're weeping over his tragic death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wizjany Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 I dust off the web and take the gp, *accidentally* kiling yoda in the process Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 You get banned for spamming, and I get your possessions. My gp. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbook1 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 u get muted for cussing and go insane and jump off a building.woot my GP!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 i kill you with a katana and take the gp then i reproduce him 10000000000000 times!then i give it all to the sealions! 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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