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I have an idea and it's just a joke........unless we get widespread support.

 

 

 

Back in the Middle Ages there were many forms of entertainment. Children played with dolls as today as well as doing menial tasks to ward off boredom. through this suggestion I wish to bring one of the most popular forms of entertainment to Runescape; Public Executions :twisted: .

 

 

 

There are many ways to execute the person, disembowelment, quartering, burning alive. I believe this ways to be very grotesque and distasteful for the civilized masses of Runescape.

 

 

 

What I suggest is cleaner, more civil, and already exists in the game. I'm sure you've all seen the gallows in Varrock before. It's my suggestion that every week/month there will be a public execution(s) on a given world. The criminals; accounts recently perm banned for various offenses most notably macros.

 

 

 

I know that I, as well as many other members of Ruescape, will get satisfaction from seeing those guys with brown beards, green pants, and tan shirts be sent off to a......not necessarily better but different place.

 

 

 

Who's with me?

 

-Imhomer

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wow thats actully cool :)

 

 

 

but don't take my word for it :wink:

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MACROS??? THIER ALL WITCHES I TELLS YA!!!!EVEN THEM MALES!!!THIER ALL WITCHES!!!BURN UM ALL ALIVE!!!!!!!LET NONE OF THIEF STINKING MACRO BODIES SURVIVE!!!!!LETS THROW THIER ASHES IN THE RIVER!!!!!I HOPE ONE OF THEM MACROS ARE ALLERGIC TO ASH. My main point is...

 

 

 

 

 

THIER ALL WITCHES I TELLS YA!!!!EVEN THEM MALES!!!THIER ALL WITCHES!!!BURN UM ALL ALIVE!!!!!!!LET NONE OF THIEF STINKING MACRO BODIES SURVIVE!!!!!

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us scots hate marcos, almost as much as we hate englishman, but us scots hate other scots! those dam scots they ruin it for the other scots!

 

"wow you scots sure do hate alot of people" You just made an enemy fo rlive!

 

that would be freaking awesome!

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But what about the kids (you know the 8 year olds).

 

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

Nah then again that's a good idea, it'll scare away the children!

 

 

 

LOL!

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But what about the kids (you know the 8 year olds).

 

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

Nah then again that's a good idea, it'll scare away the children!

 

 

 

who cares? ever think of it that way? lol

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this could accually maybey be made into a random event! kinda make it so that u can persuade exacutioner to not kill you? would help with autoing problems. and if u dont get killed you could possibly get an executioners mask/top/bottem/gloves/boots and the top and bottem would have blood stains on them ... this would be awsome

 

also if u loose you will just be teleported to a different place becuase someone saves you lol

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lol i can see it now.

 

Executioner: Well laddy, do you have anything to say?

 

You: Option1; Please spare me im the wrong guy! Option 2; FREEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!

 

If you went with option one

 

Executioner: Wait a tic, yeah you are, sorry wrong Mr. Wise Old Man. Here take this as my sincere condolences.

 

Or option 2

 

(You here a clunk and you fall, but the ropes poor fibers snap and you land to the ground. You pretend to be dead, and you are loaded into a cart full of corpses, The cart stops, then suddenly you land with a thud in Lumbridge Swamps.)

 

You: *phew* that was close!

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lol i can see it now.

 

Executioner: Well laddy, do you have anything to say?

 

You: Option1; Please spare me im the wrong guy! Option 2; FREEEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM!

 

If you went with option one

 

Executioner: Wait a tic, yeah you are, sorry wrong Mr. Wise Old Man. Here take this as my sincere condolences.

 

Or option 2

 

(You here a clunk and you fall, but the ropes poor fibers snap and you land to the ground. You pretend to be dead, and you are loaded into a cart full of corpses, The cart stops, then suddenly you land with a thud in Lumbridge Swamps.)

 

You: *phew* that was close!

 

 

 

awsome! but maybey instead of just 2 options you could have a bunch like for example

 

1. "please mr. if you odnt kill me ill give you cash" (will end up him taking 10k out of your bank or if you have less than 10k he will take all of the money

 

also you dont get the costume)

 

2. "niiiice outfit, have you lost weight?" (resulting in him leting you free but .. no costume)

 

3. "that outfit makes you look fat!" (ending up in him crying taking off either hat, gloves and pants, boots and shirt and dropping them you pick them up and run off"

 

4. "ok fine... kill me" (making executioner fell guilty and give you a chance to run away and making him turn on his old ways giving u a clothing as gift"

 

5. "look man, i got the evil chicken on speed dial we gunna do this the easy, or hard way?" (he runs away and drops a knapsack wich could have a paice of the costume or just food or something)

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It will be random event.Person who is macro or something will show up to you and it will say:

 

 

 

macro:i am macro,kill me or i will escape and be free.

 

1.option-(he will not atack you)if you kill him pick up his bonse and go to jail guarde,king,noble,etc. and pick up your prise 500 coins,2 cut-sapphires or emelards

 

 

 

2.option-(he will run away and say)-Thankes.I will run and save my salfe.

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lol kinda cool idea but what about when they do mass banning which has occured at least 3 times this year? People will be getting executed for weeks

 

 

 

More than 1 execution per day? Maybe a line of gallows, like 10-20. Every Day :twisted: .

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Maybe. nah lets burn um. Lets see....maybe if jagex thinks your a macro youd be sent to another runescape. Its identical to the real one but its not the same. For one thing, you are trapped within the area you were last in.Second theres only 1 world, so all the macros are dumped into it, this way it wouldnt be profitable, not like you can acses the bank anyway. /if you are not a macro, you must appeal to jagex, and get 3 of your friends to agree. Those 3 would be randomly choosen so theres no " hey man can you bail me out of this place" If the guy doesnt have 3 friends, then hes stuck in there as if you werent macroing, you probaly have at least 3. If it has 3-10 friends, jagex will ask 3 of the people around the macro to say is the macro is or is not a bot or autoer. If your charecter logs on to the macro runescape 5 times and is denied acsess to be taken out, then you will be teleported to varrock and sentenced to either one of these 3, depending on votes from the people in varrock center,

 

1. Chain him to inside the fountain and watch him drown

 

2. Lock him in a cage with a dragon and watch the pitiful fight

 

3. My personal fav, guess what it is? lol I think you all know, BURN THEM ALIVE!!!!

 

 

 

after any of these 3 are carried out the account gets banned.

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How bout ever other day a person is hanged and then the next day they are burned, but the problem with this is it would have to happen at a certain time that would always be constant and with school currently going not many people could watch it, maybe if it was just the burning on Saturday and the hanging on Sunday that way more people could see it also Jagex would have to program who to kill every weekend, my solution, have alist of banned people with new additions comming in, everyday the oldest one on the current list would get it, or maybe we could lock them in Port Sarim Jail or in those cages in Varrock and have people throw stuff at them untill they die and when one dies another comes in off of the list and that could be a current thing that would go on forever in one single world

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