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If you controlled Jagex...


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What would I do if I controlled JaGex for a month? The best thing ever: Make membership free. Seriously, I'd make it either free or one time fee of... $19,99?

 

 

 

Haha this is funny. Possible but you'd probably just plow jagex to the ground...

 

 

 

Anyways, yes it's hard to get rid of autoes, so what you say is much easier than doing it.

 

 

 

If I controlled jagex before the membership thing started then I'd know exactly what to do. I'd introduce membership to EVERYONE. But I'd make them click 4-5 cent ads every day they play. So instead of making 17 cents a day from playing members. I make 20 cents a day from everybody.

 

 

 

I'm so smart \' . If that happened Jagex would have probably more than 5x the profit. (Even though the current is 2x playing f2p to p2ps, many f2ps quit after they don't get to do anything new. So of course there would be more ppl playing because of the continous updates for everyone.)

 

 

 

Then I'd ask for a cut or sue them till they shut down.

 

 

 

Hope you understood it all cause i'm dizzy reading it.

 

 

 

If they don't click, then I'll seperate f2p from p2p like today, or ban em.

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I'd get every mod to go to a popular auto-ing place, and ban all autoers. It should be less than a month in which autoers will realise they won't have a chance of coming back. Other than that, I'd do a few updates...First of all, I'd do the bank organisation thing...And giving F2P some more space in the meantime. And then I'd do some stuff with penguins...

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I'd get every mod to go to a popular auto-ing place, and ban all autoers. It should be less than a month in which autoers will realise they won't have a chance of coming back. Other than that, I'd do a few updates...First of all, I'd do the bank organisation thing...And giving F2P some more space in the meantime. And then I'd do some stuff with penguins...

 

 

 

Lol, are you talking about player mods or jagex mods. For one thing how can you tell someone is autoing? That's why jagex has a hard time with them.

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Destroy the autoers!!! Definately, then better friends list... and that new bank that watshisname planned :) That would be great!

:twisted: YoUr UnDeR ArReSt AnYtHiNg YoU SaY WiLl Be MiSqUoTeD AnD UsEd AgAiNsT YoU :twisted:

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If I were going after autoers, I'd just ban everyone under level 5 that were in any guild or cutting any trees higher than Oak. If I unfairly banned some lvl3 or lvl4 skillers, so be it; let that be a lesson to them that power training one or two skills is suspicious at best and really stupid at worst, though I might listen to some appeals if they had more than five skills that were decently high (more than lvl 30 each).

 

In the same vein, I'd have some undercover mods (i.e., special non-crowned accounts with mod-powers) go hang out at "trouble spots" like Karamja Docks and Catherby and do mass mutes of the foul mouths in those spots.

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Hmm... a month you say?

 

 

 

I'd make jagex triple the current bank space of both f2p and p2p (yes, I'm a collector...).

 

I'd get jagex to add the ability of mining and wc'ing inside your own cave/garden at home at a rather high price (with a limit of course... Maybe make the butler refuse to bank whatever you mine/chop or something similar).

 

I'd make jagex remove my melee stats and maybe move that xp to my rc.

 

And finally.. Make beers easier to get =P~ (I collect all types of beers)

 

 

 

 

 

Btw, I love that mining gulid idea you guy's were talking about :D Specially with the rune rocks!

 

Also love the idea of making rocks like wood (get multiple ores per rock at random)

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Clear everyone's stats but mine.

 

Spawn 2.1bil phat sets in my bank. I'll teach those merchanters a lesson.

 

Make more Rune Rocks.

 

Make normal trees require a woodcutting level of 99.

 

Make myself a pmod.

 

Free membership for life.

 

Unban Duriel and give him his ungodly powers. Joking.

 

Enough supplies for 99 construction.

 

Rubber chicken.

 

1000 magic building stones.

 

10 of every Barrows set.

 

 

 

I'm greedy, I know. \'

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Get more customer support, add quests with the Temple Knights (I think there's one coming this month too :D :thumbsup: ), and place "auto-mods" in key areas. Most autos auto-log when a mod talks (or so I've heard) these auto-mods say "." every minute or so. Autoers log out, players barely notice.

 

If Jagex put an Automod in the game wouldn't they be braking their own rules? :XD:

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Clear everyone's stats but mine.

 

Spawn 2.1bil phat sets in my bank. I'll teach those merchanters a lesson.

 

Make more Rune Rocks.

 

Make normal trees require a woodcutting level of 99.

 

Make myself a pmod.

 

Free membership for life.

 

Unban Duriel and give him his ungodly powers. Joking.

 

Enough supplies for 99 construction.

 

Rubber chicken.

 

1000 magic building stones.

 

10 of every Barrows set.

 

 

 

I'm greedy, I know. \'

 

 

 

Well jagex would cut ur membership when they come back and deplayer mod you. Then they'd probably restore other players stats and ban ur ip \' .

 

 

 

After all you only got one month.

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id lv myself to lv. 99 in each skill get a special black phat and make them make me a ingame giant floating airship castle (like ff) and then make me a army of lv. 100's in my castle... and make me combat lv. 500 :twisted:

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