Fired from some vocational school for being a teacher that didn't know how to teach any of the school's list of subjects. :ph34r:

 

 

~D. V. "I don't think 'learn while you teach' happens..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Hey, maybe we'll still make it to the 1K line before year's end?)

You're fired from the end of the year event because it seems clear to me that this thread will NOT reach 1,000 posts before the end of the year.

 

Seriously, it'd take a miracle.

Fired from Realistics because they inferred you believe in the concept of miracles.

Fired from the Miracle Lover's Club for hating a miracle. :wink:

 

 

~D. V. "I'd prefer to be an optimist instead... LOL" Devnull

Fired from the posting club for posting.

 

You'd think they would encourage that sort of thing, but apparently not. Posters, Inc sent you a job offer in the meantime.

You're fired from the Posting Club as well for doing the same thing I did. :twss:

 

At least you got the same offer from Posters, Inc. :D

 

~D. V. "You realize, it had to come back like a boomerang..." Devnull

Fired from Posters, inc for throwing a boomerang at their motivational posters.

 

I have to admit, using boomerangs for stealing is a great idea and I wish I thought of it first. Well done.

Fired from Comebacks, Inc. for causing the Boomerang Effect to be disrespected. :twisted:

 

 

~D. V. "Providing the ricochet effect as well..." Devnull

Fired from General Stonewall's service because we've stonewalled the thread.

Fired from NASA for not breaking out of the atmosphere! :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "Enjoying total linkage..." Devnull

You're fired from the company that makes sure not too many links are used for using too many links.

Fired as his overseer for letting him get away with it for so long. Your replacement isn't nearly as merciful.

Fired from JPL for not making rockets strong enough to break the atmosphere. :razz:

 

 

~D. V. "Enjoying the crazily-launched jokes..." Devnull

Fired from the same for making rockets strong enough to break the atmosphere. Because we just wanted to go fast enough to escape Earth's gravity, not to break the [bleep]ing atmosphere into a million pieces.

 

I'm not cleaning that up.

Fired from the Bad Jokes Dept. for telling jokes that are way too good and rich. People in that department were literally losing their grip on things because they were laughing so hard. Heck, somebody even landed up cracking an egg on your head. :XD:

 

~D. V. "Yolk's on you." Devnull

You're fired from the urinal factory for not making enough urinals.

 

You were supposed to make 50K urinals in one day.

Fired from the same urinal factory for forgetting that people operating machinery still need to take restroom breaks. :?

 

 

~D. V. "I didn't intend for gross subjects to pop up like this..." Devnull

Fired from the nearby sweets factory for thinking your job was taste testing instead of smoothing out the assembly process, you gluttonous jerk.

Fired from the Death Star for not securing the thermal exhaust port.

Fired from the mob via a stream of bullets for outliving your usefulness by a full ten minutes.

You're fired from the clown circus for not being dumb in the slightest.

 

[hide]Yes, I am assuming that most clowns are dumb.[/hide]

Banned because it actually takes a mix of smarts and stupidity to be a clown. :lol:

 

 

~D. V. "How else do you think they get so many in a small object?" Devnull

Fired from the banning thread because you can't be expected to work in a place you've been banned from.

Fired from the Milky Way for being from Andromeda and preferring Hershey's.

You're fired from the Tip.It Moderation Team because I can't believe this thread is still up. I mean seriously are the members of the staff too busy thinking of themselves to solve this?