Fired from Kyurem for denying the merger with Reshiram Inc.

 

And screw Mighty Glaciers. I have too much trouble trying to get into defense and lack of speed.

Fired from "The Cat's Meow" for bringing a barking dog into the cat-only hotel. :uhh:

 

~D. V. "Well, ain't that a bad situation... Scared cats and all..." Devnull

You're fired from the uber rooster for having a Pokémon that isn't an uber.

 

Does Blastoise even look remotely uber to you?

Also fired from the uber roster for having a team made exclusively of ubers. Some of the "lesser" mons can do as well as, if not better than usual there.

You're fired because the sea otter in your sig isn't doing this: http://www.defendersblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/1180936-Jeff-Foot-Alaska-Stock.jpg

You're Fired from Human Resources for failing to specify where you were firing someone from! :angry:

 

<*paints a red "X" on @Red Elixir and then walks off*>

 

~D. V. "And now you're dealing with two red things..." Devnull

You're fired from pilot school for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

 

Do you have any idea how many pilots died or got injured because of your incompetence?

Fired from the Cookie Plant for thinking peanuts made a great substitute for allergy-free chocolate chips to meet the quota.

Fired from CookieCo, Inc. For setting a quota that could only be filled with nuts.

Fired from CookieCo, Inc. For setting a quota that could only be filled by nuts.

 

Amazing how switching one word changes the entire meaning of it.

Fired from TrollMasters, Inc. for over-trolling even your own co-workers. :mad:

 

 

~Mr. D. V. "And that's why you don't troll your teammates!" Devnull

From what it sounds, it seems I did too much of a good job.

 

Fired from X Anonymous for letting everyone know about the group, and not knowing 'x' is an insert'.

You're Fired from 'X Anonymous' as well for forgetting that 'X' can be an unknown quantity... How else do you think they get "eXpert"? :roll:

 

~D. V. "Well? Huh?" Devnull

You're fired from the cöøkíe factory for making cookies.

 

This is the cöøkíe factory, not the cookie factory. So next time make cöøkíes.

Fired from the Foreign Factory for being too much of a local.

You're fired from the tax company for not taxing enough people.

 

Come on, we are called the tax company for a reason. Make people pay taxes.

Fired from the Despotic Kingdom for not taxing nonchalantly. If you do it vehemently, the people won't think of you as a monstrous ass to the extreme.

You're fired from the movie theater for EATING ALL THE POP CORN!!!!!!!

 

This was meant for the guests, and thanks to you the customers are gonna be angry for weeks.

Fired from the Popcorn factory for making it taste terrible anyways.

Fired from the air force for using a car.

 

It's called the AIR force for a reason.

Fired from the Navy for using a car.

 

Granted, it was the submarine car from James Bond, but you spent the entire budget on it and then totaled it by hitting a sperm whale. Not cool.

Fired from the Marines for not using all three modes of travel and only sticking to land-based traveling. <_<

 

~D. V. "Like, dude, you gotta travel in air and on water to go with that land traveling too!" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: That's three armed forces jokes in a row, too!)

You're fired and banned from the movie theater for leaving your cellphone near the toilets.

 

Watch out, someone could steal it. I fired you and banned you from the movie theater to make sure you don't do a stupid mistake like this again.

You're Fired from Skywalker Sound Studios for introducing too much white noise into the recordings. Why else? Because we're not always meant to sound like we're outdoors at 10,000 feet up in the air! :mad:

 

 

~D. V. "It would be too cold up there anyway." Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s. cwutididthar?)

Fired from Corporations Incorporated for being incorporeal.