Kirschen Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Fired from the Goldfish cracker factory for inventing a device that gives sentience to them and inserting them into the factory machines just to cause sales to skyrocket for the more sociopathic cracker connoisseurs (and young children-teenagers) among the demographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 You're fired from the fishbowl factory for not making a fishbowl that could fit a shark in there. You clearly have no experience in making fishbowls, so why the hell did you get this job in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're Fired from the Fireworks factory for lighting a match. Click here and see what happened to you. :blink: ~D. V. "You're the person on the right side of the 2nd frame." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're fired from a movie studio for making linking to too many comics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're fired from the Los Angeles Times' Comics Section Department for failing to view comics from displayed links. Did you think that section of the newspaper would assemble itself? You were its' Editor-In-Chief! :geek: ~D. V. "Gotta view the funny ones!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted February 19, 2013 Author Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're fired from the bank for being a dick to the customers. Edward and Edwin were also dicks to their customers, but they're my sons, so they can get away with it, you can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're fired from the Radical Names Club for having sons with overly generic names! :lol: ~D. V. "It's another flip-turn!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Fired as a professional poker player for flipping the table. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 You're Fired from Professional Poker Playing as well for carrying a gun around with you. You can't go around bullying people into folding and giving up their own money with that gun! :o ~D. V. "Yup, I can pun with a table too..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 You're fired from a pizzeria as a pizza delivery man for delivering the pizzas to all the wrong addresses. Go away, we never wanna see you again. :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Fired from the phone company for placing so many fraudulent orders. They're coming out of your pay, you know. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Banned from the eyeball factory for eating the eyeballs. Those eyeballs are meant for the humans. :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Fired from the eyeball factory for making chocolate. Who do you think our customers are? Humans? :shame: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 You're fired from the lungs factory for not putting a lung into the unborn baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallstar Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Fired from life for forgetting to breathe. Asmodean <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Fired from the snorkeling crew for remembering to breathe at the worst possible moment. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Fired from the Society of Immorality for being too disasteful even for them, which is somehow possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Fired from the Standards commission for finding flag-making distasteful. Your first mistake was eating the flags. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 You're fired from MetroLink for making the trains get too far ahead of schedule and failing to transport all the passengers that were supposed to make it onto the trains. :twss: ~D. V. "You can't forget about passengers with disabilities, either." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Fired from the nut factory for acting on the belief Nutcracker dolls used by eight-year-olds would be more efficient than modern machinery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 You're fired from a business center because I don't like you. You did nothing wrong, you did your job very well. But I don't like you, that's why I fired you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Fired from the Izzet guild for doing experiments that didn't cause huge explosions. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 You're fired from Nintendo for not knowing a damn thing about computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You're fired from the 'High Guard Of Xhina' for allowing several female underlings to seduce you and affect your actions in a way that furthered each of their devious goals. :shame: ~Mr. D. V. "Gotta be more of a 'Rock-Hard Gladiator' than that..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You're fired from the wizarding guild for creating antimagic. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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