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You're Fired from the Banana Cream Pie Factory for making Pumpkin Pies. :mellow:

 

~D. V. "Wrong flavor!" Devnull

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Your fired from the Candy Mountain Mythical Creature Protection Agency for not protecting Charlie!

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You're Fired from the "'Not MY Target' Club" for landing up being my target after an about-24-day delay. I didn't want to land up firing you next, and yet here I am doing so. :wall:

 

~D. V. "+Like for serious headache, anyone?" Devnull

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You're Fired from the NPAA (No Personal Attacks Allowed) Club for saying something that sounds very much like what the club is against, which happens to be Personal Attacks. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Keep it cooled, man..." Devnull

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You're Fired from Erickz' Bar as well for drinking on the job until you couldn't understand customers' orders. :shame:

 

~D. V. "I can just see the embarrassing situations now." Devnull

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You're fired from the coal factory for thinking coals come from mines.

 

You might be right, but the boss doesn't want that type of information.

 

[hide]And wow, talk about unoriginal. Am I the only one who doesn't fire people from the same place as the above person?[/hide]

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And wow, talk about unoriginal. Am I the only one who doesn't fire people from the same place as the above person?

Maybe... I usually just find it interesting to set up some running jokes by thinking of a different reason for the same place. :P

 

 

You're fired from the ice planet for bringing a lava lamp.

You're fired from the lava planet for bringing an ice lamp. :twss:

 

 

~D. V. "And then there's the flipovers..." Devnull

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You're fired from the United British Antarctic Research Facility for leaving the Greenhouse Area airlocks open, and exposing to the elements all the plants that needed to stay warm in order to be consumable food for the researchers. They can't eat and live off of super-frozen foods, especially ones that die in extreme cold, and they can't have a balanced meal from only just meats, bread, and dairy. :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "And there's an original with good description... and a chilly situation!" Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: See what I did there?)

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You're fired from the Chinese government for watching over Americans.

 

This is the Chinese government, you are supposed to watch over Chinese people.

 

If you want to watch over American people you should get a job at the American government.

 

I doubt they will hire you though.

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You're fired from the Chinese government for watching over Americans.

 

This is the Chinese government, you are supposed to watch over American people.

 

If you want to watch over American people you should get a job at the American government.

 

I doubt they will hire you though.

You're fired from the Chinese Government as well for misstating Alg's objectives, and badly misdirecting him. You have to keep it straight when you're talking to somebody! :o

 

~D. V. "I feel like some kind of 'FAIL' image would have been useful here..." Devnull

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Whoops, looks like I said you're supposed to watch over American people when I meant Chinese people. Ah well I edited the post now.

 

Anyway...

You're fired from the circus for always being hit by an elephant stampede. You didn't do anything wrong, but we fired you for your safety.

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You're fired from the circus for always being hit by an elephant stampede. You didn't do anything wrong, but we fired you for your safety.

You're Fired from that same Circus as well for usually being the one who sets the elephant stampede loose by dropping a mouse in their cage. I wouldn't have gotten trampled if you hadn't done that. :?

 

~D. V. "Just starting a possible funny chain..." Devnull

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You've just been fired from the M&M quality control line for throwing out all the ones with a "W" on them

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