Kirschen Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Fired for switching the supplies shipped between a hospital and a secret torture site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Fired for disclosing the existence of secret torture site, in violation of your employment contract. 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Fired from the Captain Haddock's Hot Dogs for wanting to know Haddock's secret ingredients for his hot dogs. You were hired to clean the place up, don't forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Fired for smuggling hot dogs into prisons to sell for the highest bidder when they were meant to be sent to people who desire such terrible meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naive Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Fired from Hot Dog PR for calling the meat terrible Requiescat in pace, Shiva "Anarith" Kumar.351 Quest Points|99 Strength|99 Attack|99 Constitution|99 Defence|99 Magic|138 Combat|99 Summoning|99 Slayer|99 Ranged|99 Firemaking|99 Dungeoneering|99 Cooking|99 Prayer|99 Runecrafting|99 Smithing|99 Fletching|99 Construction|99 Farming|99 Fishing|99 Herblore|99 Crafting|99 AgilityTrue friends are never separated by distance, for they are forever linked by their hearts.Join the HYT CLAN![qfc]90-91-310-65710712[/qfc] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Fired from Acorns for being extremely nutty on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Fired from Japan's NPA for using a 'Death Note' to stop a murderer. <_< ~D. V. "N's gonna stop you!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 13, 2013 Author Share Posted May 13, 2013 Fired from the white house for offending the president of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Fired from Goldfish factory for trying to made a candy form of it. With Bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 You're fired from the unicycle factory because you didn't put in a device to stop crashes into large animals. :eek: ~D. V. "SPLAT!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted May 20, 2013 Share Posted May 20, 2013 Fired from a modeling job for being more into tiny replica trains thn fashion. Granted, it made you very popular with your colleagues, but they have a reputation to uphold. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 You're fired from a Broccoli Factory for growing Poisonous Mushrooms when you should have been growing Broccoli. :shame: ~D. V. "Were you trying to kill people?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 You're fired from the water factory for drinking ALL of the water. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 You're fired from the committee for "The Oscars for Ants" because you tried to host it inside of an Anteater... :shame: ~D. V. "It's not everyday I get to use an idea's other extents..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 You're fired from the Democratic Party for not liking Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 You're fired from the Republican party for not liking red elephants. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirschen Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 You're fired from the same party for not realizing that the more patriotic political group is using a foreign animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 10, 2013 Share Posted June 10, 2013 You're Fired from Madness Inc. because sanity ensued. :P ~D. V. "It's a flip!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 You're fired from Salinity Inc. because we're not Sanity Inc. We deal in saltwater, not reason. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 You're fired from Animusic Inc. because you made an electric nightmare out of a , and ruined ... ~D. V. "Such a nice jingle, and you murdered it!!!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 You're fired from the company that's against links for posting three links, which is too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 You're Fired from The Grammar Nazi Brigade for missing too many grammatical errors around the world... They did say you had to catch every single one, you know. :P ~D. V. "Sorry... This one just had to be LOL'd over eventually..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 You're fired from being a taxi driver for helping a dangerous criminal escape from the police. No, your job is NOT to just drive people around who want to be driven around. Your job is to also recognize criminals and either reject them or drive them to the police station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 You're fired from the taxi dispatch station as well for getting me fired, even though there was a gun to my head. That criminal could have shot me dead and wrecked the cab, you know! :angry: ~D. V. "You have to consider the situation." Devnull (p.s.: You also know I was going to catch that truck-size hole you left for me to chain a joke with, right?) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 You're fired from the eyeball factory for making noses. I suggest you get a job at the nose factory. Because clearly you fit more there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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