The "You're Fired" Game (Over 1K fired)

[D. V. Devnull]

You're Fired from the Goon Squad for not listening to your leader's orders, and thinking you could take charge of everything. :|

 

~D. V. "You should have earned your way to being a Goon Leader first." Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You're fired from the Goon Squad for actually being able to take charge of everything.

 

Well, the leader allowed you to take care of everything while on his vacation, but your incompetence made him regret ever doing that.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're Fired from Samsung for messing up a release of Tablet OS Software, as it messed up a whole line of their Galaxy Tablets. :uhh:

 

~D. V. "All those frustrated users... Oh my..." Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You're fired from the M&M factory for claiming M&M guys escaped from there.

 

Even though what you are saying is true, it's too absurd for any of us to believe you.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're fired from the M&M factory as well for stealing a huge M&M-shaped suit. They caught you on camera. :shades:

 

~D. V. "I'm surprised they didn't catch what you say I saw as well." Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: Let's see if someone else follows this up and keeps the chain going...)

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You're fired from the police station that doesn't believe in chains as punishments for wanting to keep a chain going.

[Alg]

You're fired from the costume shop for providing the suit. Normally that wouldn't be illegal, but the fact that he offered to pay you in stolen M&Ms is kind of a red flag.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're Fired from the Purple Hell Hound Ninja Clan because your post was ninja'd horribly by Blaze. :lol:

 

~D. V. "This was just waiting to happen." Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You're fired from the chocolate factory for going to the forbidden floor.

 

There is a reason this floor is forbidden because -Gets eaten by an alligator.-

[D. V. Devnull]

You're fired post-mortem from the same chocolate factory as well for getting killed and eaten by an alligator, because dead people simply can't work anyway. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Talk about insult upon injury, eh?" Devnull

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

You're fired from the weekly update program for posting this a week ago.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're fired from the "No Delays Club" for such a massive delay in posts to this thread. :lol:

 

~D. V. "I know... It lacks originality." Devnull

[Ezee]

You're fired for posting 2 days before me. 

[D. V. Devnull]

You're fired for posting 2 days before me. 

You're Fired from the Railer Sniping Clan's "Spotters Team" for not specifying where I was fired from. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Introducing 'Burn By Logic'..." Devnull

[Kirschen]

Fired because you were the only employee I could get away with doing so for giggles.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Oh, yeah? Think again.

 

Fired from the same company for not firing D. V. for a good reason.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're fired from the Cookie Clicker Corp. for making the Cookie Clicker game too much of an involved grind. <_<

 

( :arrow: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ to see what I'm talking about.)

 

~D. V. "So... many... hours... lost..." Devnull

[Alg]

You're fired from the Cookie Clicker Corp as well, for grinding rather than letting it grind itself in the background.

[D. V. Devnull]

You're also fired from the Cookie Clicker Corp., because you missed all those nice Golden Cookies instead of clicking on them. :notalk:

 

~D. V. "So there..." Devnull

[Faststrike The Naabe]

You're fired from the cookie clicker corp because you stopped clicking to type your forum message

[D. V. Devnull]

You're also fired from the Cookie Clicker Corp. for trying to put me in a "Damned if I do & Damned if I don't" situation. :notalk:

 

~D. V. "You don't pull the conscienceless." Devnull

[Faststrike The Naabe]

You're fired from the cookie clicker corp for buying time machines before you've upgraded your grandmas

[Arceus]

You're fired because I caught you cheating on the company and playing other idle games instead of working!

[jasignhagj]

Fired for being a mod

[D. V. Devnull]

Fired for being a mod

You're Fired from the Lords Of Firing for not saying where @Arceus was fired from. :shame:

 

~D. V. "Someone had to call on that." Devnull