D. V. Devnull Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 You're fired from the nose factory for making eyeballs. :P I suggest you get a job at the eyeball factory, because clearly you fit more there. :twss: ~D. V. "Now how's that for a flip-quote and tease?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 You're fired from the staff of a reality show called JobSwap for not seeing the comedy potential in a show called JobSwap. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 You're Fired from Digital Blasphemy for making Digital Reasonability. :P ~D. V. "This site was just asking for that..." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 2, 2013 Author Share Posted July 2, 2013 Fired from the Name Association for not liking the name Doctor Vein Devnull. Trust me, man, I really wanna forget about that name. But the thing is I can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Fired from the Good Names Association for not forgetting such a horrible name. :shame: ~D. V. "That name sure isn't for someone that likes purple!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Fired from the Wizarding Guild for denying that true names are a valid kind of magic. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 Fired from the league of villains for not being evil enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 You're Fired from the U.S. Navy for blowing up the U.S.S. Enterprise before it could even be built! And I don't mean as in you simply got a pink slip, I mean as in you got shot by the firing squad for treason, especially since you blew up Pearl Harbor once again! :twisted: ~Mr. D. V. "Didn't see that coming, did you?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Fired from the cookie factory for making too many cooties. It's called a "cookie factory", not a "cootie factory". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Fired from the same for switching the recipes. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 You're fired from an animation studio for almost always firing people from the same place the above person fired someone for. We need originality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 You're Fired from Xerox for making original things instead of copying others! :geek: ~D. V. "You just happened to make me think of this." Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) You're fired from the candy factory for making REAL eyeballs. Your job is to make CANDY eyeballs and don't you ever forget it. Edited July 27, 2013 by Blaze The Movie Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 You're fired from The Reply-Attractant Company because nobody replied for over two days before I arrived. Sure, it ain't your fault that nobody else other than me could reply to you, but I'll fire you anyway! :twisted: ~D. V. "Maybe you should be hearing the laugh of The Joker (Batman Series) around now?" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBe Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 You're fired from Congress Forum Games for sending a nude photo of yourself to all of your Twitter Tip.it followers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 You're fired from NASA for opening a bag of winds during a shuttle launch. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBe Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 You're fired from Narnia for crafting a bench rather than a wardrobe my mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 You're fired from Narnia for crafting a bench rather than a wardrobe my mistake.You're Fired from the "Spelling Masters Club" for making a spelling error. How you should have typed that is shown below...You're fired from Narnia for crafting a bench rather than a wardrobe by mistake. ~D. V. "Yeah, one simple letter's change, but it alters the whole meaning!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 You're fired from your job as a birthday clown for making children cry rather than laugh with your painfully unfunny jokes. [hide]And before anyone says I'm insulting D. V. I'm not. This has NOTHING to do with his posts or anything like that. It's just me being random.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 You're Fired from the Red Rocket Club because your rocket went all over the place, instead of straight along the course you plotted. It resulted in someone getting painfully bashed in their groin. :wacko: ~D. V. "Like, OW!" Devnull (p.s.: Saw the hide tag, message received...) and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlad_the_old Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You're fired for mentioning Red Rocket Club! Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 You're fired for mentioning Red Rocket Club!You're Fired from "Locators' Palace" for not mentioning where I was supposed to be fired from. :shame: ~D. V. "You've gotta place it!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted August 3, 2013 Author Share Posted August 3, 2013 You're fired from Fear Factor for giving making a stunt with GOOD food instead of disgusting one. Joe Rogan does not approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 You're fired from Dyson for manufacturing vacuums with actual Dyson sphere technology. Of course, to say you've completely revolutionized human technology would be a massive understatement, so you have no shortage of space-related opportunities and your name is all but guaranteed to be second to Einstein's when people think about science. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You're Fired from GoComics.com for causing all the wrong comics to appear on all the wrong pages. Nobody can find their daily fix of their favorite comics now. <_< ~D. V. "I wish this would have happened IRL to the person who really messed up GoComics.com in the last 6 months!" Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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