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3 word stories

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a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge with a green hat on his face. "Oh My"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your dad says,

dig a hole

 

a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

then go stick..

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy

 

Currently Listening To ~ Hotel California / The Eagles

something in your

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a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something with your

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

gandorf61, why didn't you include one of my lines? I'm very angry, stop messing up the story. :x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't do it again. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

evil cat and

So sorry TheBlazikenMaster I missed your 3 words ill make sure it won't happen again. :oops:

 

 

 

Anyways:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something in your evil cat and his little brown

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

friend, Mr. Squirrel...

protects his nuts

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and has congestion

("\(.:...:.)/")

a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something in your evil cat and his little brown friend, Mr. Squirrel protects his nuts but gets hit by an acorn that eats cheese and has congestion...that's very nasty

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh no no!

vincent.jpg

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy

 

Currently Listening To ~ Hotel California / The Eagles

a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something in your evil cat and his little brown friend, Mr. Squirrel protects his nuts but gets hit by an acorn that eats cheese and has congestion...that's very nasty oh no no! Someone is sneaking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

out of bed

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a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something in your evil cat and his little brown friend, Mr. Squirrel protects his nuts but gets hit by an acorn that eats cheese and has congestion...that's very nasty oh no no! Someone is sneaking out of bad whilst his mother

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

isn't happy about

 

a man waits for his atomic missile to hit him in the head, when a oompah loompah attacked yo dumb mama. And alas! Alas there's a watermelon in your brain and it exploded thus leading to having a mutant Nechyaerl that kills every person's mom further to this a rabbit knocks the door out with a spoon while eating jello from a sponge and drinking coke with a green hat on his face. "Oh My" your dad says, dig a hole in your crap, then go stick something in your evil cat and his little brown friend, Mr. Squirrel protects his nuts but gets hit by an acorn that eats cheese and has congestion...that's very nasty oh no no! Someone is sneaking out of bad whilst his mother isn't happy about

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

her monthly bills

eat her children

Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992.

Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.

Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper.

More children to

Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992.

Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.

Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper.

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