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Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

 

 

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Chaos Elemental

 

 

 

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Coinsidence? I THINK NOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I believe that a god as powerful as the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the power to predict the future.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHHAHAHA, god dam conspiracies(sp).... :anxious: i dont know what their up to :shame: but it sure cant be good....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and to jimbobjoe i think that this is a spaghetti monster.... cloud with arms... pfft..... jks..

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Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

 

 

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Chaos Elemental

 

 

 

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Coinsidence? I THINK NOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I believe that a god as powerful as the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the power to predict the future.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the off-topicness, but is that the god for Pastafarians?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've heard so much about these cultists/teenagers/people

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aren't Pastafarians just Italian-Rastafarians?

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Meh.. I bet jagex is just playing with us so we'll all go crazy and try to figure out what they'll do next and then we'll be so curious that we'll subsribe to membership for a long time and this'll never happen! Maybe it was in their plan that I'd post in this topic.. FFS... Now I'm freaked out... :anxious: :uhh:

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Checkmate queen-chess in games room, Jagex did promise it a good while ago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually I think that's reffering to Fairytale Parts 1 and 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking maybe sorcerer's garden was a refrence to the next quest in this series.

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Many people have tried to decipher the Chaos Elemental messagaes. For the best theories, check the official forums, under future updates. My guesses...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The latest one...(July)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

n my house, cup of tea? Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. Cheese pie, mmmm. Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. Helping hand please. Illusion long dead, is they? Ferrets will find them. Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite. Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. Hum uncle us. Mamma Mia, that̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a big basket! Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. For Shiver my quiver. Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. They will come for my bride! Bah bah barby have you any null? Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy. Comfy magnets. Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. Have you seen my arm?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my house, cup of tea-Refernece to construction, although it was already out.

 

 

 

Angry bow-Crossbows?

 

 

 

Triangle/Pyramid-The new prayers, also maybe pyramid plunder

 

 

 

Lunar eclipse-Lunar Diplomacy

 

 

 

Museum-Varrock update

 

 

 

Blue egg rises-Use for bird eggs, or rise in Easter egg prices

 

 

 

Vyre warning-Hallowvale

 

 

 

Helm rejoined/Gypsy-Helm could be the elemental workshop II, Gypsy is probably the Varrock update

 

 

 

Shiver my quiver-Somethign to do with pirates/range

 

 

 

My arm-The most recent update

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Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli!

 

 

 

+Possible new food?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been?

 

 

 

+Slayer Update: Killerwatt zone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stop the shifter, torcher and penance!

 

 

 

+Pest Control

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be.

 

 

 

+Trouble Brewing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Checkmate queen

 

 

 

+Chess to join the Games Room? New "life size" game of Chess?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ garden.

 

 

 

+This week's quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

 

 

 

+Possible sequel to the Watchtower Quest?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my house, cup of tea?

 

 

 

+Construction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angry bow gets boost

 

 

 

+New Crossbows

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them.

 

 

 

+Lunar Deplomacy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age.

 

 

 

+Update to the Varrock Museum?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helping hand please.

 

 

 

+Hand in the Sand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises

 

 

 

+Eggs finally update

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite

 

 

 

+Darkness in Hallowvale

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover

 

 

 

+Gypsy Update? Demon Slayer II?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mallum 12, Witchaven 0.

 

 

 

+Sea Slug Menance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watching, forever watching the bones of the past

 

 

 

+Rag and Bone man Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They will come for my bride!

 

 

 

+Long shot: Royal Deplomacy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen my arm?

 

 

 

+Additional Reference to My Arm's Big Adventure

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's everything I got out of both letters.

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Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli!

 

 

 

+Possible new food?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been?

 

 

 

+Slayer Update: Killerwatt zone

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stop the shifter, torcher and penance!

 

 

 

+Pest Control

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be.

 

 

 

+Trouble Brewing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Checkmate queen

 

 

 

+Chess to join the Games Room? New "life size" game of Chess?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ garden.

 

 

 

+This week's quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

 

 

 

+Possible sequel to the Watchtower Quest?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my house, cup of tea?

 

 

 

+Construction

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angry bow gets boost

 

 

 

+New Crossbows

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them.

 

 

 

+Lunar Deplomacy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age.

 

 

 

+Update to the Varrock Museum?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helping hand please.

 

 

 

+Hand in the Sand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises

 

 

 

+Eggs finally update

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite

 

 

 

+Darkness in Hallowvale

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover

 

 

 

+Gypsy Update? Demon Slayer II?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mallum 12, Witchaven 0.

 

 

 

+Sea Slug Menance

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watching, forever watching the bones of the past

 

 

 

+Rag and Bone man Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They will come for my bride!

 

 

 

+Long shot: Royal Deplomacy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you seen my arm?

 

 

 

+Additional Reference to My Arm's Big Adventure

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's everything I got out of both letters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna add to that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she is reborn, the chosen one!

 

 

 

+Death to the Dorgeshuun Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Triangle? Pyramid!

 

 

 

+Pyramid Plunder

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Illusion long dead, is they?

 

 

 

+Eyes of Gluophrie Quest

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Duckling ugly -> not swans, way too easy to find. I bet they''re adding something to the chaos elemental itself, lvl 450 evil duckling!!

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