X_Seismic_X Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I just thought I would post these because they're witty and funny. George Bernard Shaw: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Winston Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. -- Lady Astor: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. -- Lady Astor: Sir, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. -- What a winner. =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Lol nice find. Churchfill rocks! :thumbsup: What a witty guy :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Say that to a US president and you'll find yourself in a room with FBI agents. :lol: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icecube Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that... If I were married to you, I'd put rat poison if yer coffeee :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that... If I were married to you, I'd put rat poison if yer coffeee :XD: If I were married to you, I'd drink it. \ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Winston_Churchill.jpg That's winston churchill right? (for some reason I think I thought there was more than one of them) Imagine getting insulted by that guy... : EDIT: Say that to a US president and you'll find yourself in a room with FBI agents. :lol: He insults himself uite enough. And also... Colbert's speech pl0x? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I was referring to the poisoning part and that recent incident about a girl who made death traps to Bush on her myspace account. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I was referring to the poisoning part and that recent incident about a girl who made death traps to Bush on her myspace account. ah, I remember now. Amazing how much we can learn from a runescape forum. threats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I have an essay due on Friday and most of the time im staring at Microsoft Word... I think I got used to it's spelling corrector editing my mistakes... :oops: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacab Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I just thought I would post these because they're witty and funny. George Bernard Shaw: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Winston Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. -- Lady Astor: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. -- Lady Astor: Sir, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. -- What a winner. =D> I'm pretty sure the last one was not Lady Astor, it was Elizabeth Braddock. But that's trivial to the humor of it. We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X_Seismic_X Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 I'm pretty sure the last one was not Lady Astor, it was Elizabeth Braddock. But that's trivial to the humor of it. Meh, I have my sources, if you can prove it was her ill change it :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfearme Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 We can say much wrose things about what the US presdent did and said. Even his mother has said a few out their comments. They funniest things are said when two big politicans come together. Like when blair and bush get together and the remarks are off the record. They are funny. I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewl_Sabre Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Winston Churchill was an awesome man, as a leader and as a total pwner of everyone around him. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Yes, Mr. Churchill pooned quite well back in his days. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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