November 2, 200619 yr I just thought I would post these because they're witty and funny. George Bernard Shaw: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Winston Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. -- Lady Astor: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. -- Lady Astor: Sir, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. -- What a winner. =D>
November 2, 200619 yr :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that...
November 2, 200619 yr Say that to a US president and you'll find yourself in a room with FBI agents. :lol: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
November 2, 200619 yr :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that... If I were married to you, I'd put rat poison if yer coffeee :XD:
November 2, 200619 yr :shock: :XD: I love the secound one, now to lure someone into a conversation like that... If I were married to you, I'd put rat poison if yer coffeee :XD: If I were married to you, I'd drink it. \ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Winston_Churchill.jpg That's winston churchill right? (for some reason I think I thought there was more than one of them) Imagine getting insulted by that guy... : EDIT: Say that to a US president and you'll find yourself in a room with FBI agents. :lol: He insults himself uite enough. And also... Colbert's speech pl0x?
November 2, 200619 yr I was referring to the poisoning part and that recent incident about a girl who made death traps to Bush on her myspace account. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
November 2, 200619 yr I was referring to the poisoning part and that recent incident about a girl who made death traps to Bush on her myspace account. ah, I remember now. Amazing how much we can learn from a runescape forum. threats
November 2, 200619 yr I have an essay due on Friday and most of the time im staring at Microsoft Word... I think I got used to it's spelling corrector editing my mistakes... :oops: The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
November 2, 200619 yr I just thought I would post these because they're witty and funny. George Bernard Shaw: Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Winston Churchill: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one. -- Lady Astor: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. -- Lady Astor: Sir, you're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. -- What a winner. =D> I'm pretty sure the last one was not Lady Astor, it was Elizabeth Braddock. But that's trivial to the humor of it. We don't rebel to sell it just suits us well, we're the bright young things.
November 2, 200619 yr Author I'm pretty sure the last one was not Lady Astor, it was Elizabeth Braddock. But that's trivial to the humor of it. Meh, I have my sources, if you can prove it was her ill change it :).
November 5, 200619 yr We can say much wrose things about what the US presdent did and said. Even his mother has said a few out their comments. They funniest things are said when two big politicans come together. Like when blair and bush get together and the remarks are off the record. They are funny. I will shoot down any one with my bitting wit, and sarcasm!What POSSIBLE reason would someone have to make a fake like that?Does he profit from faking a picture like that? Does it help him at all?Jesus Christ, stop being so suspicious. This is Tip.it for God's sake, not RuneHQ. -_-
November 5, 200619 yr Winston Churchill was an awesome man, as a leader and as a total pwner of everyone around him. :D
November 5, 200619 yr Yes, Mr. Churchill pooned quite well back in his days. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!
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