May 7, 201313 yr Author Your past self is shocked to see you so he faints. Causing a big problem for your present. *Goes to the year 2007 and stop myself from being such a dick.* I can't get over how much of a dick I was back then.
August 15, 201312 yr Yet another version of you from your future meets you there and reminds you that being a dick is part of growing and recognising the fact you had been a dick is a sign of maturity. I travel back 10 years and buy shares in in the company Apple Thanks to 4be2jue for the sigs. There are 10 types of people in the world - those that understand binary and those that don't!
September 17, 201312 yr Author But they are outdated in the present day. *Goes to Ancient Russia and stay there as a vacation for a week.*
September 17, 201312 yr You are caught during the Mongol invasion and end up as a head on a stick. *goes back to England in 1970 in order to meet Agatha Christie* Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually...
September 27, 201312 yr Author She has no idea who you are, so she calls the police since you're an uninvited guest. *Goes to 1430, and do something random.*
November 1, 201312 yr Granted. You end up in Europe and are executed as a witch, because you appeared in a big flash of light on a clear day, in the middle of a populated city, and then started playing music through portable speakers. I travel three weeks into the future. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr
January 27, 201511 yr Author I know that usually it's a bad idea to reply to a thread over a year old, and if this thread gets closed because of that it's understandable. But it should be alright if I add something to it, which I am going to. Because you have been gone for so long everyone is wondering where the hell you were. By traveling to the future, you took your body with you. *Goes to the time of Abraham Lincoln, with my TV and blu-ray player and show Americans at that time how it works.* (Oh and I will also bring a special battery I can plug in since obviously there are no plugs at that time.)
July 3, 201511 yr Author Sorry about double posting, but since there is no delete option I don't have much of a choice. Anyway I'm gonna corrupt my own now. Because of this, it's long gone in present day as it's become obsolete. And I don't know how to use these properly. *After George Washington becomes president, I use my Delphox to make him make me the president against the people's wills. And then become the president for 75 million years, and since I can't die there is nothing anyone can do. Then I'd use the power to become the king of the world. :twisted: * This one should be easier since almost everyone knows how the US constitution works.
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