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Nobody uses Facebook, or Apple software, so your products fail. You lose tons of money from paying for the websites and products.

 

*Goes forward in time to assassinate Justin Y. Kolyande*

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You create the thread on RSOF. Noobs troll you that time travel is impossible and your thread dies.

 

*Goes back in time to be the first person that logs into RS when it came out, and nolifes every skill to 200M and beats the game since I know what's going to happen when*

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OP creates thread and gives credit to you for the idea, at which point everyone stops reading because at that time you're a notorious noob.

 

I time travel four years into the future to when I'm done with college.

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Uh oh, you're not done with college because you traveled forward in time, meaning you have been gone for so many years. Your body doesn't automaticlly function while you're away.

 

*Spies on a guy's life and make sure he doesn't see me. Then I dress up as a gypsy and go to the yesterday of each day and tell that guy all about what happens to him the next day.*

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Bill Clinton fails to fornicate with his mistress.

 

I go back in time to see why Goon left.

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By killing Obama, you have sentenced us to a lifetime of having Dubya as President.

 

I go back to convince my past self to go to Prom.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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You go to the prom, but you die shortly after due to a rather bizarre incident with a clown and a bicycle pump.

 

I go back in time and destroy the time machine that I used to go back in time with.

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But, a Dinosaur used a previous version of the same time machine to go to the 1940's at the same time you did. The outcome was inevitable.

 

I go forward in time to warn myself that posting this would lead to serious humiliation.

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You end up getting in a fight with your future self; the result of which collapses space and time.

 

I go back in time 3 hours to steal the sandwich my past self would be eating right about then.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You return to your time to find that Iceland has taken over the world and that Pokemon have been genetically engineered and run wild through the forests.

 

*Travels forward 5 years to see what I'm up to.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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