December 2, 201015 yr Author They look at you as some kind of crazy person, so it explodes anyway. *Goes to a very long time ago, and make cavemen jealous of my 21st century things that I have at my apartment. Computer, cellphones, television, a car, all that good stuff.*
April 4, 201115 yr They aren't impressed. *presses random time button on the time machine* My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
April 5, 201115 yr Author You arrive in middle of world war II, and a tank blows up your time machine with you in it, and you die. *Goes back in time to prevent the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.*
April 6, 201115 yr You kill the person who was going to kill him. His friend kills you because of it, then kills MLK. I go back in time and discover oil, create Apple, Inc., and create Facebook.
April 7, 201115 yr Nobody uses Facebook, or Apple software, so your products fail. You lose tons of money from paying for the websites and products. *Goes forward in time to assassinate Justin Y. Kolyande* Join FC "w60_find_pen" For Penguins every week, and helpful people!
April 7, 201115 yr as it turns out, Justin Y. Kolyande is the king of earth at that time and he sends you to be hung. *goes back in time to create this thread* I'm a Brony and proud of it!
April 7, 201115 yr You create the thread on RSOF. Noobs troll you that time travel is impossible and your thread dies. *Goes back in time to be the first person that logs into RS when it came out, and nolifes every skill to 200M and beats the game since I know what's going to happen when*
April 7, 201115 yr You have no life... ¤goes back in time to when this thread didn't exist, and tells the creater to not make this thread¤
April 7, 201115 yr OP creates thread and gives credit to you for the idea, at which point everyone stops reading because at that time you're a notorious noob. I time travel four years into the future to when I'm done with college.
April 7, 201115 yr Author Uh oh, you're not done with college because you traveled forward in time, meaning you have been gone for so many years. Your body doesn't automaticlly function while you're away. *Spies on a guy's life and make sure he doesn't see me. Then I dress up as a gypsy and go to the yesterday of each day and tell that guy all about what happens to him the next day.*
April 7, 201115 yr The guy is awkwardly turned on by that and you and zezima spend the rest of your 'non' lives together. |goes back in time to make sure bill clinton didn't 'hit that thang'|
July 1, 201115 yr Bill Clinton fails to fornicate with his mistress. I go back in time to see why Goon left. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide]
July 1, 201115 yr Author You realized that you could have just asked him yourself and therefore wasted your time by going back in time. *Goes back in time to prevent Obama from becoming the president by killing him when he's only 6 years old.*
July 3, 201115 yr By killing Obama, you have sentenced us to a lifetime of having Dubya as President. I go back to convince my past self to go to Prom. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep]
July 3, 201115 yr You go to the prom, but you die shortly after due to a rather bizarre incident with a clown and a bicycle pump. I go back in time and destroy the time machine that I used to go back in time with.
July 3, 201115 yr Author Oh, no. You're stuck in the past for a very long time. *Goes on a vacation in the 1940's for a week. And bring my camera with me and record like I always do in vacations.*
July 8, 201115 yr But, a Dinosaur used a previous version of the same time machine to go to the 1940's at the same time you did. The outcome was inevitable. I go forward in time to warn myself that posting this would lead to serious humiliation. Join FC "w60_find_pen" For Penguins every week, and helpful people!
September 7, 201114 yr You end up getting in a fight with your future self; the result of which collapses space and time. I go back in time 3 hours to steal the sandwich my past self would be eating right about then. I'm going to milk Goon's teats
September 12, 201114 yr Author Your past self punches you in the face for stealing his sandwich. *Go to 1840, puts Abraham Lincoln into my time machine, go to 1974 and leave him there.*
September 13, 201114 yr You return to your time to find that Iceland has taken over the world and that Pokemon have been genetically engineered and run wild through the forests. *Travels forward 5 years to see what I'm up to.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats
October 22, 201114 yr Author Since one second is one second, nothing interesting happens. *I go to the times of Abraham Lincoln, kidnap him, goes to the time of the Forefathers and puts him into the tea party. And then I return to 2011, read on the Internet about how I changed history.*
October 22, 201114 yr >Implying that's not how history went I go back a bunch of years and get rich. YouTube
October 22, 201114 yr Author Money corrupts you and makes you into a terrible person with no shame. *Buys a lot of guns, go to 975 and sell them to the vikings in Norway.*
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