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The Time Machine

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They look at you as some kind of crazy person, so it explodes anyway.

 

*Goes to a very long time ago, and make cavemen jealous of my 21st century things that I have at my apartment. Computer, cellphones, television, a car, all that good stuff.*

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They aren't impressed.

 

*presses random time button on the time machine*

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You arrive in middle of world war II, and a tank blows up your time machine with you in it, and you die.

 

*Goes back in time to prevent the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.*

You kill the person who was going to kill him. His friend kills you because of it, then kills MLK.

 

I go back in time and discover oil, create Apple, Inc., and create Facebook.

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Nobody uses Facebook, or Apple software, so your products fail. You lose tons of money from paying for the websites and products.

 

*Goes forward in time to assassinate Justin Y. Kolyande*

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as it turns out, Justin Y. Kolyande is the king of earth at that time and he sends you to be hung.

 

*goes back in time to create this thread*

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I'm a Brony and proud of it!

You create the thread on RSOF. Noobs troll you that time travel is impossible and your thread dies.

 

*Goes back in time to be the first person that logs into RS when it came out, and nolifes every skill to 200M and beats the game since I know what's going to happen when*

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You have no life...

 

 

¤goes back in time to when this thread didn't exist, and tells the creater to not make this thread¤

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OP creates thread and gives credit to you for the idea, at which point everyone stops reading because at that time you're a notorious noob.

 

I time travel four years into the future to when I'm done with college.

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Uh oh, you're not done with college because you traveled forward in time, meaning you have been gone for so many years. Your body doesn't automaticlly function while you're away.

 

*Spies on a guy's life and make sure he doesn't see me. Then I dress up as a gypsy and go to the yesterday of each day and tell that guy all about what happens to him the next day.*

The guy is awkwardly turned on by that and you and zezima spend the rest of your 'non' lives together.

 

|goes back in time to make sure bill clinton didn't 'hit that thang'|

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He had sex with a woman instead

 

I go back in time and don't post this

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Bill Clinton fails to fornicate with his mistress.

 

I go back in time to see why Goon left.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You realized that you could have just asked him yourself and therefore wasted your time by going back in time.

 

*Goes back in time to prevent Obama from becoming the president by killing him when he's only 6 years old.*

By killing Obama, you have sentenced us to a lifetime of having Dubya as President.

 

I go back to convince my past self to go to Prom.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

You go to the prom, but you die shortly after due to a rather bizarre incident with a clown and a bicycle pump.

 

I go back in time and destroy the time machine that I used to go back in time with.

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Oh, no. You're stuck in the past for a very long time.

 

*Goes on a vacation in the 1940's for a week. And bring my camera with me and record like I always do in vacations.*

But, a Dinosaur used a previous version of the same time machine to go to the 1940's at the same time you did. The outcome was inevitable.

 

I go forward in time to warn myself that posting this would lead to serious humiliation.

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You end up getting in a fight with your future self; the result of which collapses space and time.

 

I go back in time 3 hours to steal the sandwich my past self would be eating right about then.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Your past self punches you in the face for stealing his sandwich.

 

*Go to 1840, puts Abraham Lincoln into my time machine, go to 1974 and leave him there.*

You return to your time to find that Iceland has taken over the world and that Pokemon have been genetically engineered and run wild through the forests.

 

*Travels forward 5 years to see what I'm up to.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I travel forward in time at 1 sec/sec

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Since one second is one second, nothing interesting happens.

 

*I go to the times of Abraham Lincoln, kidnap him, goes to the time of the Forefathers and puts him into the tea party. And then I return to 2011, read on the Internet about how I changed history.*

>Implying that's not how history went

 

I go back a bunch of years and get rich.

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Money corrupts you and makes you into a terrible person with no shame.

 

*Buys a lot of guns, go to 975 and sell them to the vikings in Norway.*

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