but you get caught and forced to be a slave yourself

 

 

 

goes back to 2000 with the winning numbers for the power ball when it was 100mil

Nice going,Donald Trump.Now,to earn another hundred million,sell your body!

 

 

 

I shall go back to WWI,and learn why the French lose,then I go back again and tell them how they should actually fight,helping them win,even if the lose,time machine back and re-teach.

But you get killed before you get the chance to.

 

 

 

*goes to the year 18, to Israel and tell Jesus, you are so ........ing pathetic. and laugh real hard.* NOTE: These dots are there because there is a missing word, you can't find out what it is as it isn't allowed on the forums anyway.

What makes you think that they started counting years before his death and not after it?

 

 

 

Goes to '05 for fun.

You get to 1005 and get killed by vikings.

 

 

 

Um, I always thought so.

 

 

 

Anyway,

 

 

 

*goes to 1997 and stops Quack Pack from ending. I do it by sending the Disney company a lot of mail, sign them differently with different names, and they all say something similar to "Please don't canncel it, the show rules", etc.*

*bump*

 

 

 

I have something else on my mind, but I can't do it because someone else needs to reply to my last post.

You get to 1005 and get killed by vikings.

 

 

 

Um, I always thought so.

 

 

 

Anyway,

 

 

 

*goes to 1997 and stops Quack Pack from ending. I do it by sending the Disney company a lot of mail, sign them differently with different names, and they all say something similar to "Please don't canncel it, the show rules", etc.*

 

 

 

This one yeah?First 1005 is the correct year,congrats.

 

 

 

Well,Disney has run out of ideas,it's been 10 years,they've exhausted every idea...

 

 

 

I go back to when AoE II was created and force MicroSoft/Ensemble to make another civilisation known as "Exodus" and they have no population limit...

the guards think you're crazy and send you to an asylum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i travel to the ancient aztec place and warn them about european jerks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

\

the guards think you're crazy and send you to an asylum

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i travel to the ancient aztec place and warn them about european jerks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

\

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See if they think I'm crazy that doesn't stop them from making Exodus :roll: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway,the people of Tenochitlan don't believe you and Cortez owns them anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I go back to my past exam and fail again on purpose.

When you get back home, the next day you suddenly forget about you traveled through time and are angry at the dude that "looked a lot like I look now" and are after him, since you think he made you fail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*goes to one week before Bad Boys II is shown in theaters and spoils it for everyone, including my past self.*

your past self goes mad about the movie being spoiled, and kills himself, killing you.

 

 

 

i go back in time to kill the guy who came up with barny, so it never airs. :D

Instead, there is a man that comes up with even crappier show than all the crappy shows you can think of put together.

 

 

 

*goes to the time Bin Laden was born, and shoots him to prevent the even that happened in two thousand and one.*

his mother kills you when you turn your back, and bin laden is magically reborn

 

 

 

goes back in time and blows up new york ( canada rocks)

When you get back to the present, people reading old history are after you since they say "The legend is true". And some other state loses its name and becomes New York instead, as exploding couldn't stop Yorkers from discovering America.

 

 

 

*goes back in time and stops Alexpop11 from blowing up NY, you're no better than Bin Laden was.*

For all you know,you're the one who blows up NYZ.Like Heroes.So yeah,go ahead and stop yourself,Peter.(Guy's name,not necesarrily you)

 

 

 

I go back to...the ice age and give out wind breakers and electric heaters(battery powered).

The elephant-like creatures(what are they called?) stamp on your time machine, so you can't get back to 2007.

 

 

 

*uses the time machine to spy on Abraham Lincoln (since the time machine has a screen he has no chance of noticing) and tell him all about the future, a week before his death. And after I've told him EVERYTHING that will happen in next minutes, I warn him about the death, and tell him "Don't go to the Ford's Theatre, there is a man there waiting to kill you.", then I go to Wikipedia and look at info about Lincoln's death.*

*Mammoths?*

 

 

 

Well anyway,you did not return to '07 before checking wikipedia,so therefore there is no wikipedia.

 

 

 

I go back to 2005 and holiday while my past self is working.*Paradox!!!*

your past self fins you and forces you to work while they go on holiday

 

 

 

i bring a modern ferrari back 50 years and drag everyone

your past self fins you and forces you to work while they go on holiday

 

 

 

i bring a modern ferrari back 50 years and drag everyone

 

 

 

Two things,one of which will screw your statement.

 

 

 

1.)Even if my past self finds me in the US(that's where I went during my two year vacation,I did not really go there in '05),I still had a vacation,since one of me is working.

 

 

 

2.)The ferrari...drag everyone where,may I ask?

 

 

 

Fifty years back huh?Well you accidentally punch in 5 zeroes more than you need and you are stuck with the dinos.What to do when you run out of petrol considering "fossil fuel" was still running around trying to eat you?

 

 

 

This time,I travel to second world war,make sure I'm wearing bullet proof st00fsies all over,and when US is about to drop Fat Man and Little boy,drop that third bomb that was unactivated.I make sure that I do not fall out and then I quickly time-machine out again.

 

Well anyway,you did not return to '07 before checking wikipedia,so therefore there is no wikipedia.

 

 

 

Damn it you're right, I'm still looking for the time machine. #-o

 

 

 

Anyway, you will never know how you changed the history, because you think you're save in the present, but a random gun man kills you the next day since you are no longer wearing the west.

 

 

 

*finds the time machine, returns to the present and getss to Wikipedia*

*wikipedia SHUTS DOWN* !!!

 

 

 

and you commit suicide

 

 

 

 

 

i go back 10 years and drink a glass of water

you didnt know that the water was poisond and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

goes back to 2001 and get free santas and phats

Then they get scammed from you.

 

 

 

I go back to 2000, where I decide to set a house on fire for the new millennium.

Another time traveler that's evil goes to the same place, and hires a lot of experts on dealing with slave, and says, "21st century, the biggest slavery century ever, remember that folks, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!", and he uses a lot of water to get that fire away. When you get back to the present, you're enslaved by someone that says, "Get the hell back to work, breaks are strictly forbidden."

 

 

 

*goes to 2000 few days before the burn and get guards and so on to believe me, then tell them to watch the place CLOSELY that powerent landed on.*

just as you turn your back, the evil guy in the time machine land on you, killing you instantly.

 

 

 

:goes to 1400 and grabs as many coins as posible to sell on ebay

 

p.s, the evil guy then takes the time to scrape you off the bottom of his time machine