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For your information, I live in U.S. :roll: So why would I have to go to Europe? My time machine is located in USA anyway. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Nevermind, I just found out, I have to prove it to people of England. <.<

 

 

 

You find out being a king is harder than you thought, and you suck at it. And the enemy knights break your time machine so there is no going back.

 

 

 

*goes to March 15th 2003 and goes to a church, butts in to the priest and scream "GOD IS FICTIONAL, HE IS JUST A MADE UP, HE ISN'T REAL, GOD IS FICTIONAL!!!!!!!!!"*

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God gets angry(actually,the people in the ceiling get angry)and dump(s) some brown,smelly stuff produced from someone's behind on you.Some enter your mouth and the bacteria kills you in days.

 

 

 

I go to the past when they made Star Trek and ruin their time machine

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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First,extinced is not a word.

 

Second,that ruined your chance of being evolved from an ape into what we are now...

 

 

 

I go back to Shakespeare's time with all his plays and get them patented before him =).Then I return to the present day with all my cash

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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You return with with a whole lot of ancient cash, and when you try to sell it to an antique store, they think it is counterfeit and figure that present day cash is worth more.

 

 

 

I go back to the Year 2000 and pay more attention to the Sydney 2000 Olympic Soccer game between Cameroon and Spain.

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You forget where you left your time machine because your focus was on the game.

 

 

 

 

 

I go back to 9/11 and place myself in the Pentagon...watching the plane miss

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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You meant crash, right? Anyway, you don't know it, but you're at the spot the plane crashed, and you die.

 

 

 

*goes to april 15th, 1865, Washington DC, to the place Abraham Lincoln was killed, and shoots John Wilkes Booth before he get's the chance to shoot Abraham. And then quickly get into the time machine, and mysteriously disapear before Abraham notices me.*

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Well,now your stuck in a cycle like Austin Powers from ten minutes ago.

 

 

 

I go to the future and patent inventions from there,earning billions.I'll be the new Bill Gates!!!

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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except the real bill gates sues you for using his name, so your poor again

 

 

 

i go back in time to stop myself dieing in a car crash

 

 

 

EDIT: wth?

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You should've responded with errors.

 

 

 

The first post of this thread CLEARLY says that the time machine can only go to the past 6 months and further. Not to the future.

 

 

 

*Your older self doesn't listen to you, and some drunk maniac distracts you to save yourself so you die.*

 

 

 

*goes to the time of Linclen, wearing a full steel armour and say, "Stop kicking me goddamn it!"*

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the time machine breaks kuz it doesn't know what the hell "Linclen" os <.<

 

 

 

goes back to american revolution to help the red coats beat up america by bring back machine guns, tanks, etc

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the steel armor breaks and you get kicked

 

 

 

I travel back to 1910 to invest in a successful company then come back to 2007 and get really rich

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You forgot your money at home, and you are forced to invest some chewing gum, in which you come back to modern times with a truck full of gum in the front yard

 

 

 

I go back to 1776 to and get a video of the signing of the declaration of independence, then i sell it to the history channel

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Well,what a nice way to relieve history.To thank you,the History Channel replaces all you tv channels with itself,broing you dead.When you switch on the computer,you find HISTORY CHANNEL written all over.Send this to 5 people and it'll be a chain letter!

 

 

 

I go back in time and kill all those people who start chain letters

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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you inavertedly send one, so you kill yourself

 

 

 

 

 

goes to america and shoots pres. bush in the toe...... before he was born!

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Yeah, but instead there is president "Damn Jack Dallow", he is the dude that starts world war three, this time, there is no safe place on earth.

 

 

 

*goes to September eleventh, two thousund and one, and aim a huge gun at one of the planes that crashed on the Tin Towers, and explode them before they even got to reach New York City. I don't care if I will get into trouble, at least I saved thousunds of lifes.*

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Ignoring the spelling errors(Tin towers?)...No,scratch that,Tin Towers?You saved thousands of lives,you did.At the wrong building.

 

 

 

I go to Hitler's time,steal all his weapons and sell them in WWI(which I travel back to)

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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You didn't mention where, so the machine randomly assumes you mean some place with dangerous people, so you get to a place with dangerous people, they don't have gun, but a sword, so they kill you.

 

 

 

*goes to 3,000 BC to free some slaves from Ancient Egypt, with help from other time travelers, that are experts in saving slaves.*

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