Death Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Jesus uses his influence to pronounce you an evil being, and they crucify you rather than him. *Goes back to December 27th, 1476.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 The time machine blows up, so you're stuck on that timeline forever. -Goes back in time to kill George W. Bush before he becomes president.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Secret Service does their job and pummels you into a fine paste. *Goes back to the first day of Julius Caesar's rampage across Gaul.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You are caught up in the rampage. *Goes back to creation of the lightbulb.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You drop it, Edison cries like the little pansy he is and Tesla shows him how a man makes a light-bulb. Shortly after this the world implodes thanks to Tesla's light bulbs creating a black hole. *Goes back to New Year's of 2000.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romy Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You meet your past self and immediately disappear. Date: December 22nd 2012.Reason: Either finding proof Earth still is okay, or repopulating Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 You are forced to repopulate earth together with goon because Goon did put on his radioactive resistant ninja suit. *goes back to 1000 with a flashlight for [cabbage]s and giggles* [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Although you don't get many giggles, you do get a lot of [cabbage], in this case in the form of flying projectiles. *Goes back to tomorrow.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Tomorrow is yesterday's yesterday. You die. *Goes forwards in time at normal speed* YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 You get old and die. *Goes back to stop Julius Caesar's assassination.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 You suceed. He dies of lead poisoning moments later. *Goes to the year 4960.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 You appear in the emptiness of space where the Earth used to be before it was blown up by the Zabraks. *Goes back to 1492.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Y'get shot. *Goes to tomorrow* YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 You meet the private investigators who came to look into your disappearance. *Goes back 195,395,239 days.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 You get in a fight with a caveman after stepping on his favorite rock. Needless to say, the 7 foot 400 pound goliath wins the brawl. *Goes back to Victory Day.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 You get a bottle of champagne that will be worth thousands of dollars later. *Goes back 124 days.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You go about a normal day. Nothing interesting happens. *Goes forward to 2/22/22.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 You die from radiation instantly. Draw your own conclusions. *Goes back to the failed launch of project Vanguard.* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 You time travel directly onto the launch pad and are vaporized by the ignition. *Travels back to the opening night of Star Wars.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iconic Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 The crowd beats you up for revealing that Darth Vader is Lukes Fatehr *Eats a sandwhich, goes back in time to the point where there was another sandwhich and keeps eating it ten times until going back to 2/22/2* [Falador tavern] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 You eat one sandwich, but the second sandwich you eat was poisoned by the time-police. *Goes back in time to warn Eddy not to go back in time.* I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 You didn't specify when, so you get trapped between time, and it rips your essence apart. *travels to 400 AD to seduce a Celtic chick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesrules90 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 But as celtic stuff is breaking up the romans kill you as they think you are a celt. I go back in time just before Einstein and tell everybody the theory of relativity and claim I made it. If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!87.5% of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 42% of statistics that doesn't, copy and paste this into your sig. In addition, 126.324% of the previous statement does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexaduro Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 You're proven wrong. I go back to Pompeii the day before it's destroyed by a volcano and laugh at everyone there. 10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes? Remember, Remember, the 4th of NovemberRIP Dawngate ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 An angry mob attacks and kills you as the volcano is about to erupt. *travels to the day before Columbia is launched to warn the crew that it's going to explode* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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