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Jesus uses his influence to pronounce you an evil being, and they crucify you rather than him.

 

*Goes back to December 27th, 1476.*

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

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You are caught up in the rampage.

 

*Goes back to creation of the lightbulb.*

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You drop it, Edison cries like the little pansy he is and Tesla shows him how a man makes a light-bulb. Shortly after this the world implodes thanks to Tesla's light bulbs creating a black hole.

 

*Goes back to New Year's of 2000.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You are forced to repopulate earth together with goon because Goon did put on his radioactive resistant ninja suit.

 

*goes back to 1000 with a flashlight for [cabbage]s and giggles*

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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You suceed. He dies of lead poisoning moments later.

 

*Goes to the year 4960.*

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You meet the private investigators who came to look into your disappearance.

 

*Goes back 195,395,239 days.*

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bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You get in a fight with a caveman after stepping on his favorite rock. Needless to say, the 7 foot 400 pound goliath wins the brawl.

 

*Goes back to Victory Day.*

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You get a bottle of champagne that will be worth thousands of dollars later.

 

*Goes back 124 days.*

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Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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You die from radiation instantly. Draw your own conclusions.

 

*Goes back to the failed launch of project Vanguard.*

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

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your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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The crowd beats you up for revealing that Darth Vader is Lukes Fatehr

 

*Eats a sandwhich, goes back in time to the point where there was another sandwhich and keeps eating it ten times until going back to 2/22/2*

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You eat one sandwich, but the second sandwich you eat was poisoned by the time-police.

 

*Goes back in time to warn Eddy not to go back in time.*

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But as celtic stuff is breaking up the romans kill you as they think you are a celt.

 

 

I go back in time just before Einstein and tell everybody the theory of relativity and claim I made it.

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You're proven wrong.

 

I go back to Pompeii the day before it's destroyed by a volcano and laugh at everyone there.

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10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

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