The knights kill before you can get back to the machine. And you can't explain to them anything, since the English language has changed a lot since then.

 

 

 

*goes to 2001, many months before the terrorism, that's enough time to get people to believe me. And get the guards to make sure nobody gets to visit the World Trade Center that day. The guards are dead, but I saved hell lotta lives.*

The terrorists, upon finding the twin towers deserted, crash a plane in a different building, killing 5 times as many people.

 

 

 

I go back in time to the 1960s and set up a communist government in France,

Everything seems to be fine, there is no poverty and everyone's happy, but then some fat guy comes to France and starts to privately selling oil, effectively installing capitalism and screwing up everything.

 

 

 

I go back in time, to the day I was born, and kill myself, provoking a time paradox that makes the universe collapse.

You will never know what happens next, since you killed yourself, you were never born.

 

 

 

*Goes to 1938 and get the all-first Superman comic when it's still common.*

You become obsessed with superman comics and stay around to buy all the reprints of the first and all subsequent publications. You also fall in love with a woman and marry her, staying in the past for her sake. You argue monthly whenever she touches the subject of your past, and you wallow in guilt feelings for not telling her, and for not returning to your time. At the same time, you are obsessed by obtaining comics and valuable objects for the future, always coveting more. She also argues with you about your obsession all the time, until one day, fed up with the lack of attention you give to her, she destroys your collection and, completely torn within at the realization that she destroyed the very thing that brought you to her in the first place and that you dedicated your life to for the last two years, you kill yourself.

Stop it, I told trillions of times I'm not in love with any woman. :shame:

 

 

 

So would what happen there for real? Without that "in love" bull*bleep*?

im too lazy to read all ten pages...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i went so far back in time it got corrupted and i went to the time in runescape

 

 

 

and i just finished of the last quest ever and im lvl 129 99 all stats and i give stuff to noobs taht need it

You only had to read the last one. :roll:

 

 

 

Well, but that doesn't change the fact that Zezima wins.

 

 

 

*Goes to 1938 and get the all-first Superman comic when it's still common.*

 

 

 

Now, make sense, no husband/girlfriend/boyfriend crap please, I'm single, not married and no homosexual, and never was married.

i forgot what this forum was about...

 

 

 

:shock: :-k :shock:

i forgot what this forum was about...

 

 

 

:shock: :-k :shock:

 

 

 

The game is simple, just somehow let something bad happen while I go and get the comic.

he doesnt let you buy it so you pull out the gun that doesnt exist yet and shoot him and take it and pull ur blazekin out and blow up the store cause there not getting mroe comics and you go back to your tme and realise taht you blew up [someone related to you]

 

so you dont exist now

Damn it. #-o

 

 

 

Off topic: If you are wondering about all that coming back thing, this isn't real life, these are the games forum, it's fiction, so there is always a chance to get back to life.

 

 

 

Anyway, I go to 2002 and make people jealous by bringing Volume 4 of Family Guy back in time, so I can watch episodes that don't exist yet on that time.

a mass murder kills you, grabs the cds and sells them on e-bay.

 

 

 

i go back in time to 2001 and tell every one about global warning.

they block out the sun adn u die

 

 

 

 

 

i got to the first year and shaoe earth so 1 more atom of gold is in the gold rush

Ahah.The first year BC had no gold rush,so you waste your time.

 

 

 

I go to Constantinople around the time the Huns would have invaded with a blade and a hockey mask.I kill various people of both sides in a cool Friday the 13th-style.

you start to lose the fight. you go back to the time machine and realize its broken. uh-oh.

*goes long before I realized what spam really is and stop myself before spamming all the forums I'm currently permanently banned from.*

the mods have a time machine to and ban you anyway lol

 

 

 

i go back 2000 years to see jesus

You can't find him 'cause your looking for a christian not a jew,and you miss his death by 7 years :roll: .

 

 

 

Do my previous one again.

you start to lose the fight. you go back to the time machine and realize its broken. uh-oh.

 

 

 

Sorry, uncreative thinking gives uncreative response.

 

 

 

*goes to the park where the old man that says "Bah, things were a lot of better back in the days. They use wheels instead of using their horses? How pathetic. I can't believe those damn people use phones to reach each others without going inside a booth. How pathetic is that...." with my time machine and tell him "Get to the damn time machine and stop complaining. You obviously want to get back to your own time."

He turns out to be Doctor Doom. Congratulations, you have just handed one of the most important pieces of chronological technology in history to one of the world's most bad-[wagon] supervillains. The Fantastic Four is coming for you, and, boy are they pissed!

 

 

 

*Goes back in time to when the Spartans existed, and asks to join them and get trained in the ways of the Spartan to conquer present-day Earth*

They decide to kill you for no apparent reason, but really, it's because you wore your dragon chain body there and they decided they wanted it.

 

 

 

I find myself back in time at the cafe where J.K. Rowling is writing Harry Potter.

A massive murderer is sitting not so far away from you and shoots you in the head, and yo don't know a thing because he's behind you and you're looking at J. K. Rowling.

 

 

 

*goes to 1998 dressed up as a fortune teller and tells Matt Georging, "After about a year from now a new animation will begin, if you ever call it a ripoff of your show, you will be cursed for the rest of your life."*

He whips out a switchblade and cuts you.

 

*Travels back in time to the 15 of December 2007 to respond to this thread earlier.*

He whips out a switchblade and cuts you.

 

*Travels back in time to the 15 of December 2007 to respond to this thread earlier.*

 

 

The Mods time machine enables them to fire their LAZORS OF IMPENDING DOOM upon you.

 

 

*Travels to 2012 to see if the world does end.*