They don't trust you and kill you.

 

I go forward in time to when time travel is acceptable and live a normal life.

Yeah, that's the problem, you live a normal life, too normal, you get bored.

 

*Go back to World War 1 and give the Americans potions that make them TOTALLY invincible.*

The potions are locked in a crate and you lost the key, so the Americans move on to fight the war.

 

I go back in time to buy several of Van Gough's pieces after his death and hide them for awhile to sell for profit in the future.

You are falsely accused of stealing these portraits seen as though there is no solid proof that they belong to you.

 

I go back in time to yesterday.

You find that someone stole you spamming line and uses two accounts to jack the spam line back again.

 

I go forward in time and see if TIF is still there.

You do, and it's there but barely hanging on by its threads.

 

I go back in time and stop myself from writing this post.

It doesn't stop her from posting in another thread it causes a warped paradox.

 

I go into the future where everybody is a genius mastermind plotting gambits on each other.

The people see that you are not a genius mastermind and come from an age of then-primitive technology. They all join together to plot a gambit on you.

 

I take the time machine to december 2007 and tell myself to do the christmas event on runescape. (I'm sad that I missed the 2007 xmas event because the snowglobe looks really fun!)

Your past self doesn't even recognize you. But you convince your past self to do it. Too bad every time you're almost done a random event interrupts you. And they just won't stop.

 

I go to the year 5400 to see how far technology has gotten by then.

You look at the technology and come back.

 

I write down football scores and go to the past so I can make accurate big money bets to get the $$$$$$.

You make tons of money but then feel bad about cheating and give all the money to orphaned oranges in africa.

 

I go back in time with all of my life savings and buy as many stocks of google I can while it is still smaller than a wee little orange.

You make tons of money but then feel bad about cheating and give all the money to orphaned oranges in africa.

 

I go back in time and stop the creation of the time machine.

Unfortunatly someone in the past took the time machine to the future before you get there and you spend the rest of your life playing time tag.

 

I take the time machine back in time and take 300 swords off of old battlefields.

During your collections on one of those battlefields, you didn't specify for your Time Machine to appear after the bloodshed; you get murdered in cold blood the moment you arrive.

 

Go back to the 1600s to collect smallpox samples and reintroduce them in 2012. I took the precautions of wearing hazard protection from head-to-toe.

Doesn't go viral. You look silly.

 

I go to the future to find out what is cool. I return to the present and do all the cool stuff before it was cool, earning the title Master Hipster.

People look at you like some sort of a freak.

 

*Every time I get a dragon platelegs as drops from steel dragons I go back in time to sell them back when they were 2m.*

Time machine takes you back, but it cannot do it to your character data. Good luck explaining things to your younger self.

 

Goes back to take several famous website names from today and make them my own to join the masses of those mediocre and under-the-radar.

The famous websites still get famous, just under different names, and nobody cares about your domains.

 

Goes to the year 2017 to see my future self and see how I'm doing.

You're doing horrible, time space paradoxes, blahblah. World ending time continuim.

 

I go ahead 20 years and google myself to see if I did anything astounding.

You find out that you become a mass-murderer and kill yourself in remorse.

 

 

I go ahead 100 years to see what technology is like.

Your time machine explodes in the year 2112, and you're stuck there and are not happy because everything you loved has ran out of business. You should have refueled it before going to the future.

 

*Goes to the year 4567, kidnaps a man from that time, go back to 2012 and leave him in New York City.*

Blaze, he works it all out because he had his wrist time machine on so he gets back.

You find out that you become a mass-murderer and kill yourself in remorse.

I actually wouldn't mind that, at least I would know that I did something I'll be remembered for.

 

I go back in the past to sometime between 1100 and 1500.

 

 

and don't really care if I get stuck or not

 

You end up in Spain in the middle of their witch hunts. Your clothes, time machine, and different language screams "Burn me, baby! I'm witchin' shit up here!"

 

Set myself in the year 3000 in New New York.

It isn't at all like New New York in the show Futurama, and you get lost.

 

*Goes back to the medieval times and kill a bunch of kings with my gun. :twisted: *

Granted. You run out of ammo very quickly and are captured, tortured, and burned at the stake as a witch by their successors.

 

 

 

I travel three minutes into the past.