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WHATEVER HATERS.               AND HERE'S A MOVIE POSTER FOR YOU TO PRINT OUT ON YOUR WALL OR SOMETHING.   #postoftheyear #istillgotit #faceit,ugivemeurbestandieraseit

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i gots school today so after it maybe just maybe

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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HAH I was waiting for someone to see that. It's hand sanitizer. Which I'm pretty sure doesn't work that well.

 

 

 

 

i overslept ugh fml. WHich is kosher nd fine nd all but i was gonna work extra today now i cannot

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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mhmmmmmmmmmmmm i can't afford hot candle wax to pour on it, so hand sanitizer burns ppurrrrfectly.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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yar yar . school starts tomorrow.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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my school started today. [bleep] im in the middle >.>

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
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It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

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limbo =\

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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hey when did tif get updated yes/no

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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You stole one of my posters.

 

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[hide=99s]47,297th to 99 Attack, 12/10/08
47,898th to 99 Hitpoints, 3/29/09
78,286th to 99 Strength, 4/5/09
36,125th to 99 Range, 6/7/09, 12:30 in the morning.
70,280th to 99 Defence, 4/16/10
67,781st to 99 Magic, 8/13/10
Somethingth to 99 Slayer on some day during the Summer (I forgot to write it down)
169,099th to 99 Cooking , 4/9/11
Idk what to 99 fm at some point
Idk what to 99 prayer on 1/28/2012

?? 99 thieving 12/30/2015

?? 99 herblore 1/2/2016, ?? 99 dungeoneering 9/5/2016[/hide]

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Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes other people just the slightest little bit, just as living the story changes me. An infinitesimal change. And that infinitesimal change ripples outward-ever smaller but everlasting. I will get forgotten, but the stories will last. And so we all matter-maybe less than a lot, but always more than none.

-John Green (An Abundance of Katherines)

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Like during the evening hours. It went down for about an hour or so.

 

hay tanks

 

Yall are [bleep]ing young.

 

FRESHMAN IN HIGHSCHOOL ROUND 6 MOTHER [bleep]ER!!!!!

 

 

You stole one of my posters.

 

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Hmmm, it seems like you stole one of mine.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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WOW! I READ THIS BLOG FOR 3 MINUTES AND BURNED 5,000 CALORIES, GOT A SIX PACK ABS, FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, GOT PROMOTED AND FOUND DISCOUNTY QUALITY FURNITURE AT WAL MART PRICES.

 

 

 

HERE IS MY PROOF!

 

 

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(got this a whileeeeeeee ago. Got 94 agility early yesterday as well but didn't feel like taking a picture. just cuz)

 

 

YOU CAN HAVE THESE SAME RESULTS TOO!

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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BUT WAIT IF YOU READ MY BLOG ENOUGH YOUR ASS WONT BE FAT

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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NO PROBLEM!

 

 

YOU TOO CAN BE LIKE HIM!

 

 

ORDER NOW OPERATORS STANDING BY TO MAKE YOU A SUCCESS STORY.

 

 

 

 

*must have proof of legal residence on Earth, and three firstborn virgins (its possible) that maybe need to be offered up as sacrifice. Maybe.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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HOLY [bleep]ING TURKEY [bleep]S, I FEEL GREAT!

 

AFTER READING SARU'S BLOG, MY [ROOSTER] GAINED TWO FEET OF LENGTH AND ONE FOOT OF GIRTH (THAT'S A LOT!). I CAN ALSO GO SUPER SAIYAN 5 ([bleep] YOU GOKU) AND I HAVE A HOT PUERTO RICAN GIRLFRIEND AND A LAMBORGHINI.

 

THANKS SARU.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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no problemo!

 

 

 

after reading all 220 pages I got elected president numero uno by the people of mexico.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Atheists beware, there be religion here.

 

 

puhraise godddddd

 

I found out that all these bizarre "brake failure" "engine block unsecure" "check oil" "check headlights" lights on my dashboards were fakes. OMG. Apparently they all come on after 1000 miles of driving, just incase you're an absent minded soccer mom who wouldn't have noticed these things. I spent 5 seconds googling it (shoulda done that in may when they showed up) and yea, just hold down the odometer and turn on the car. And bam, they are gone. HURRAY!

 

 

copy past'd from today thread in ot

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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As soon as I read this I went and tried on pants from when I was in elementary school and they fit one leg, thanks saru you made me lose weight@!#!

 

I see you are nearly 91 slayer, well so am I so you better get your ass in gear before I beat you.

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