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Hello, from my standpoint i have avoided death at least 3 times. These have been mere coincadences, but sometimes i wonder if it really was a coincadence. Share your near death experiences! :-#

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Some development on how you avoided death would prove this thread isn't spam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the irony is that you made the exact mistake as me in your reply

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Some development on how you avoided death would prove this thread isn't spam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the irony is that you made the exact mistake as me in your reply

Then expand on the original thought and give us a basis for debate. Damn son.

This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.

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Some development on how you avoided death would prove this thread isn't spam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the irony is that you made the exact mistake as me in your reply

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No he didn't because he was asking a question, which could cause the further deepening of this thread, and making it not spam nor locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive never cheated death nor avoided it. But i think i might in the long run because im drug free :D

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Some development on how you avoided death would prove this thread isn't spam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the irony is that you made the exact mistake as me in your reply

Then expand on the original thought and give us a basis for debate. Damn son.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or OP could have found this thread and bumped http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=530556&highlight=death

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Some development on how you avoided death would prove this thread isn't spam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the irony is that you made the exact mistake as me in your reply

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No he didn't because he was asking a question, which could cause the further deepening of this thread, and making it not spam nor locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ive never cheated death nor avoided it. But i think i might in the long run because im drug free :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Till death.

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I took the one less traveled by,

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I do not avoid death, but death rather seems to avoid me. I blame it on my guardian angel.

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The fundamental principle behind why life works is that it avoids death for its entire duration.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thus, you can say that I've been avoiding death for every second of my existence. That makes me some sort of veteran or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone give me a medal, I'm so awesome.

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The fundamental principle behind why life works is that it avoids death for its entire duration.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thus, you can say that I've been avoiding death for every second of my existence. That makes me some sort of veteran or something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Someone give me a medal, I'm so awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But eventually, you'll fail at life. Unless technology in the future makes you immortal in which case you can kick me in the nuts for being clueless.

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Yah, there WAS that time a horse stod on my head. It would have been my unguarded jaw/lower face if I hadn't turned over. Weird...

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