I just went to my church and had to sing 56 hail Marys.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I seriousley think i may die...... -_-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And at the end of each hail mary, they sang this song where this guy tried to fit in with all of the girls and it just made him sound, a bit off(gay).

 

 

 

The song was like this: Holy spirit, bless our hearts, give us strength, and whatever came next after that. My brain is going to blow and i now know my hail mary............ :pray:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

D3M0NX 0ut

..Are you drunk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But no, I can assure you that a God will not smite you down for what you've said. If it makes you feel better, PM me any words or sentences that I may say out aloud to induce the wrath of the gods. If I'm alive tomorrow, you got nothing to worry about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I even insulted Thor this one time, and all he did was cast down a thunder that didn't even hit me. In that aspect I'd say Gods these days are lazy at punishing people.

I'm assuming you go to a Catholic church?

Alright then.

 

 

 

But no, I can assure you that a God will not smite you down for what you've said. If it makes you feel better, PM me any words or sentences that I may say out aloud to induce the wrath of the gods. If I'm alive tomorrow, you got nothing to worry about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, I was thinking the same thing. I've not had faith in God for some time and I say what I like yet I wake up each day.

Alright then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to join your society.

If I had to go through all that I'd probably kill myself too :wall:

If I had to go through all that I'd probably kill myself too :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then this girl behind me kept touching my hair :shock:

It's no that bad. Just don't die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave a note saying I have all rights to your corpse so it doesn't confuse the police when I come over. Just make things a tad bit easier for retrieving the body.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't make the suicide too messy. I want a quick operation.

Sorry for the drunk reference, I seriously misintepreted your message.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Chorus) "Holy spirit, bless our hearts, give us strength, and whatever came next after that. My brain is going to blow and i now know my hail mary"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought that was the song you were singing and you thought God would be angry because you were singing a 'funny' song. Didn't realize the second part was just your personal comment.

Really, who the smeg is this troll?

..Are you drunk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But no, I can assure you that a God will not smite you down for what you've said. If it makes you feel better, PM me any words or sentences that I may say out aloud to induce the wrath of the gods. If I'm alive tomorrow, you got nothing to worry about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I even insulted Thor this one time, and all he did was cast down a thunder that didn't even hit me. In that aspect I'd say Gods these days are lazy at punishing people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's one of the wittiest comments I've read on these boards lately. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: Oh yeah, and now you know why I haven't been to church (outside of school anyway...) for about 5 years now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's a waste of time for 90% of people that go because 90% of people get nothing out of them.

It's a waste of time for 90% of people that go because 90% of people get nothing out of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time!

Really, who the smeg is this troll?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No idea really. He's been spaming up a bunch of crap in the media board as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s

I'm assuming you go to a Catholic church?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. No risk of death for him.

 

It's a waste of time for 90% of people that go because 90% of people get nothing out of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry...I had implied that was my own estimation...I suppose I'm also looking at the crowd when my school attends. I could say *with confidence* that >90% of my classmates get nothing out of mass. Not like I do, but just saying.

 

Alright then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to join your society.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, if you don't want to say the hail Mary 56 times, then don't. The only discussion to be had out of this will just turn into a religious flame war, and we don't need another one of those for a while.

I will not believe you are the b00b lord until you provide proof.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics.

We didnt even know we had to say it that many times. They just, ade us...

 

 

It's a waste of time for 90% of people that go because 90% of people get nothing out of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry...I had implied that was my own estimation...I suppose I'm also looking at the crowd when my school attends. I could say *with confidence* that >90% of my classmates get nothing out of mass. Not like I do, but just saying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah. I do believe you missed my Anchorman quotation.

I will not believe you are the b00b lord until you provide proof.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ dabliu tee eff, mate?

 

If I had to go through all that I'd probably kill myself too :wall:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then this girl behind me kept touching my hair :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Couldn't have been to bad then eh mate? \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(If you get this then you shouldn't)