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What Would YOUR Natural Defence Be?


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The game is simple: Someone is bothering you, what is your natural defence? It could be realistic or unrealistic. Mine would be spiting venom into their eyes :twisted: ~Not sure if this should go in games section or off-topic~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shooting sausages into their mouth with my meat vision, getting them so bloated they eventually blow up \' lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i stick my finger in there mouth, and they explode from my ultima spell \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

running away while leaving a trail of anthrax behind.

 

 

 

stick 2 fingers through their neck (extremely deadly if you hit right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý years of taekwondo so dont f*** with me kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll save someone the time...B.O!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smiley attack rarw!!! ::' :thumbsup: \'

 

 

 

^_^ ~.0 :) :') :[) :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking anyone who annoys me in the face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just say are you ready for comitment?

 

 

 

Lol it works everytime.

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

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stick 2 fingers through their neck (extremely deadly if you hit right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý years of taekwondo so dont f*** with me kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 and a half years? I've been doing it for 11 years (since I was 3) and you don't stick fingers through peoples necks. Perhaps you mean doing a hammer punch the the throat. I know you are lieing because in taekwondo, we don't use our fists, the whole karate is orientated torwards kicking. If you tried to be scary, you failed miserably =P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what form is your taekwondo? Mine is Zen ^,^ (If you were telling the truth, you would know what your form was)

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

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Wow, a bit off topic, but I had no idea you can start any martial arts at 3 :P :D [but i do believe you though]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would have started earlier, but my mom stopped my dad (My dad is asain, my mom isn't =P ). I started kendo at 6, because I couldn't hold those wooden swords when I was 3 :XD:

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

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Indeed, Mister Guile's masterpeice, "An Overhauled Forum System" edited by me, and with feedback recieved from about 6 people in over a year. Including 2 mysterious deleted posts before see'ge :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verrryyyy offtopic thouggh hope no one gets mad :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey...Actuallly I'll add it to my profile ::'

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Indeed, Mister Guile's masterpeice, "An Overhauled Forum System" edited by me, and with feedback recieved from about 6 people in over a year. Including 2 mysterious deleted posts before see'ge :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verrryyyy offtopic thouggh hope no one gets mad :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey...Actuallly I'll add it to my profile ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sure that they will not mind. Yes, the FF is very slow. It pays off though, with very intellegent feedback. If you wish to talk more, please pm me ^,^

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

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