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What Would YOUR Natural Defence Be?

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The game is simple: Someone is bothering you, what is your natural defence? It could be realistic or unrealistic. Mine would be spiting venom into their eyes :twisted: ~Not sure if this should go in games section or off-topic~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shooting sausages into their mouth with my meat vision, getting them so bloated they eventually blow up \' lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i stick my finger in there mouth, and they explode from my ultima spell \'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

running away while leaving a trail of anthrax behind.

 

 

 

stick 2 fingers through their neck (extremely deadly if you hit right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý years of taekwondo so dont f*** with me kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll save someone the time...B.O!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smiley attack rarw!!! ::' :thumbsup: \'

 

 

 

^_^ ~.0 :) :') :[) :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking anyone who annoys me in the face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just say are you ready for comitment?

 

 

 

Lol it works everytime.

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

shooting sausages into their mouth with my meat vision, getting them so bloated they eventually blow up \' lol

i stick my finger in there mouth, and they explode from my ultima spell \'

World of Warcraft... 14 votes...

 

the other 50 million are busy playing

running away while leaving a trail of anthrax behind.

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1593th to 99 Farming - July 08.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking anyone who annoys me in the face

I just say are you ready for comitment?

 

 

 

Lol it works everytime. :lol:

O O --(O)-(O)-- What the....

 

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stick 2 fingers through their neck (extremely deadly if you hit right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý years of taekwondo so dont f*** with me kay?

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

I'll save someone the time...B.O!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Smiley attack rarw!!! :twisted: :D :P :mrgreen: ::' :thumbsup: \:D/

 

 

 

^_^ ~.0 :) :') :[) :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... :-s

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stick 2 fingers through their neck (extremely deadly if you hit right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý years of taekwondo so dont f*** with me kay?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 and a half years? I've been doing it for 11 years (since I was 3) and you don't stick fingers through peoples necks. Perhaps you mean doing a hammer punch the the throat. I know you are lieing because in taekwondo, we don't use our fists, the whole karate is orientated torwards kicking. If you tried to be scary, you failed miserably =P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what form is your taekwondo? Mine is Zen ^,^ (If you were telling the truth, you would know what your form was)

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

Wow, a bit off topic, but I had no idea you can start any martial arts at 3 :P :D [but i do believe you though]

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Wow, a bit off topic, but I had no idea you can start any martial arts at 3 :P :D [but i do believe you though]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I would have started earlier, but my mom stopped my dad (My dad is asain, my mom isn't =P ). I started kendo at 6, because I couldn't hold those wooden swords when I was 3 :XD:

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

:XD:

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A little off topic- Kinslayer, don't you go on the official forums quite a lot? I believe that I saw a thread made by you in the section "Forum Feedback"

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

Indeed, Mister Guile's masterpeice, "An Overhauled Forum System" edited by me, and with feedback recieved from about 6 people in over a year. Including 2 mysterious deleted posts before see'ge :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verrryyyy offtopic thouggh hope no one gets mad :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey...Actuallly I'll add it to my profile ::'

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Indeed, Mister Guile's masterpeice, "An Overhauled Forum System" edited by me, and with feedback recieved from about 6 people in over a year. Including 2 mysterious deleted posts before see'ge :-s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verrryyyy offtopic thouggh hope no one gets mad :anxious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey...Actuallly I'll add it to my profile ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm sure that they will not mind. Yes, the FF is very slow. It pays off though, with very intellegent feedback. If you wish to talk more, please pm me ^,^

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

this is off topic ill bring it bac

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ill stab them with my magnetic potato peeler that glows greeeeen

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thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig

I would pretend to be more noobish than the person following me. Wait, I don't need to pretend!

Moving to new account, subtle_rune. Please PM me there. Now you know that you can trust him!

 

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if sum1 wont stop following me ill set an Abom for 2 min wrap it up in gift wrapping and give it to them and say now leave me alone, quickly run away

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thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig

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Massive power outages over

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Bump)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll put in everyone elses after music lessons o.O

When sperm whales mate, 3/4 of the sperm goes into the sea, not his mate.

Thats why sea water tastes funny

I would MUTE him

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I would put a HUGE dork sign on thier head then post it all over the internet.

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*Alch**Alch**Alch**Alch**Alch*

"Where'd my d long go...?"

i screem and run like a girl.

 

 

 

then hide in a dark corner for a very very very long time.... :ohnoes:

Back playing Rs with some vigour for once, Visit my blog and check out what im up too.. http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=690785

 

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Have some ivy or something sprout from the ground and stop anyone from getting to me.

Lift up my arms and let puberty do the rest.

Supermonk, proving you wrong since 1992.

Supermonk rocks, I want to have his children.

Music is like candy. You always get rid of the rapper.

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