December 18, 200619 yr *If this would be better suited in another fourm, please move it there!* I thought that it is the season, so I wondered if anyone had holiday songs with Runescape-based lyrics to them that they had thought up. For example... (To the tune of 'silent night') Silent Man, Quiet Man, He's been muted, kind of sad, He broke the rules, what a fool, Now he can never talk, Now he can never talk. (To 'Jingle bells') Fighting through the waves, Of mages holding staves, I run towards the top, I know I cannot stop, I need to break the tie Grab the flag, don't die, For Saradomin I'll capture this flag, And win the game, Oh my, OH, Castle wars, Castle wars, it is so much fun, Nothing like using Ice barrage in the shining sun, OH, running through, fighting you, avoiding your spell cast, I'll never stop playing Castle wars, it's really a blast. Jingle Bells, Dusty smells Pinkbullet laid an egg Toast got burned in the oven and Oreo got eaten! (To 'Deck the Halls') Hope I get that shiny war spear, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la His defeat is comming near, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la I'll hit him with one last wind blast, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Uh oh, he potted, not so fast, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. (I don't remember the name of the song, but it's the really fast one...) Give us free stuff, nothing's enough We neeed stuff 'plz', we'll beg on our knees, We don't want to work, we're just lazy, We want everything right now, Give us all your money, give us all your money! Any others? Read below for more! *Once again, if this should be in another fourm, please put it there.* The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!""
December 18, 200619 yr Some of those lines don't even fit into the song right... and I think the last one is We Wish you a Merry Christmas? 99 Crafting Blog
December 18, 200619 yr Author NO, it's not, and then if the words don't fit, help me make them... The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!""
December 18, 200619 yr This is one I made up one night hanging out with Dusty (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells): Jingle Bells, Dusty smells Pinkbullet laid an egg Toast got burned in the oven and Oreo got eaten! I know, its wierd. But hey, what can you do? : Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian.
December 18, 200619 yr This is one I made up one night hanging out with Dusty (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells): Jingle Bells, Dusty smells Pinkbullet laid an egg Toast got burned in the oven and Oreo got eaten! I know, its wierd. But hey, what can you do? : lol :lol: Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino
December 18, 200619 yr SODB style? Just hear those slay darts zooming, zoom zing zing a ling too Come on, it's lovely weather for a slay trip together with you, Outside the beasts are dying and friends are calling "woo hoo," Come on, it's lovely weather for a slay trip together with you. Deck the Halls Deck the halls with plaques of heads Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be slaying Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our death apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. To the ancient dragon's cave Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. See the blazing beast before us. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the beast and join the slayers. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in ruthless pleasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la While I tell of rare red treasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the old king passes. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Hail the new year, lads and lasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Kill the beasties, all together. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Heedless of the might and power. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (credit to Shortman442 for the l33t-tastic songs!) Sodb ForumStop thinking. It's Runescape.
December 18, 200619 yr Totally off the topic of this thread but thats the first time I've ever seen myself quoted in someones siggy : (look up ^^) Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian.
December 18, 200619 yr The first song is for Runescape cheaters. I got this idea from listening to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas". These are the lyrics I wrote: IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam. I used a macro to level up, Somebody reported me. I scammed a noob out of his good stuff, Somebody reported me. I bypassed the chat filter to say bad stuff, I spammed the chat box so others couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talk, I said I worked for Jagex to sound tough, Somebody reported me. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam. This second song is about scammers. It is to the tune "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." You better look out, you better at least try, WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why. Scammers are coming to town. We will make a list, of all the scams, To help ourselves, and our friends. Scammers are coming to town. TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll say that they trim armor, That is just a lie. TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll lure you into the wild, And there you will die. O! You better look out, you better at least try, WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why. Scammers are coming to town. Scammers are coming to town. http://www.chaosgone.blogspot.com
December 18, 200619 yr not mine but jingle bells sara smells zammy all the way guthix died and no-one cried hip hip hip hooray Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
December 18, 200619 yr The first song is for Runescape cheaters. I got this idea from listening to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas". These are the lyrics I wrote: IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam. I used a macro to level up, Somebody reported me. I scammed a noob out of his good stuff, Somebody reported me. I bypassed the chat filter to say bad stuff, I spammed the chat box so others couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talk, I said I worked for Jagex to sound tough, Somebody reported me. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape, ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam. This second song is about scammers. It is to the tune "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." You better look out, you better at least try, WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why. Scammers are coming to town. We will make a list, of all the scams, To help ourselves, and our friends. Scammers are coming to town. TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll say that they trim armor, That is just a lie. TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll lure you into the wild, And there you will die. O! You better look out, you better at least try, WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why. Scammers are coming to town. Scammers are coming to town. :lol: good ones good ones =D> CLICK - 770th to 99 SLAYER 2/4/08 - 204th to 99 Summoning 7/1/08 CLICK[Hide=List of Drops That I haven't updated in Years but want to keep in my Sig anyways...]VISAGE DROP - 12/06/073 Duo Sara Hilts, 3 Duo Arma Hilts, 2 Trio Arma Hilts.Dark Bows: (11) Dragon Boots: (50!)Whip Drops: (42!!!) Dragon Drops: (90+!!!!!) 2 D CHAINS!, 3 D Axe, 8 D meds, 7 left halfs, 7 D legs, 6 skirts, 8 Spears[/hide]
December 18, 200619 yr You better not beg. You better not scam. You better not hack Im tellin you why. Shanty Claws is coming to Karamja. Hes makin a list. banning people twice. Gonna find out whos naughty or nice. Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja. He knows when you are cursing. He knows when you drop trade. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes. Oh, you better not beg. You better not scam. You better not hack Im tellin you why. Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja 100% Original. Made by me :D
December 18, 200619 yr You better not beg. You better not scam. You better not hack Im tellin you why. Shanty Claws is coming to Karamja. Hes makin a list. banning people twice. Gonna find out whos naughty or nice. Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja. He knows when you are cursing. He knows when you drop trade. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes. Oh, you better not beg. You better not scam. You better not hack Im tellin you why. Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja delete the "to karamja" on this one Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja 100% Original. Made by me :D NEW TIPIT ACCOUNT-KNOTCH_BLADEClick For Bloggeh [Mage 55/55][Defence 26/40] Crafting[32/40]
December 18, 200619 yr I couldnt think of any more carols so i just picked my favorite and tried to change it around as much from the other guy.
December 18, 200619 yr Lol, here's the one Jagex came up with :P BobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s bell rings, are you listening? In the land, rune is glistening - A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walking in a RuneScape wonderland. When it snows, ain't it thrilling? Find the kids, if you're willing - A pressie for me, and plant a new tree, walking in a RuneScape wonderland.
December 19, 200619 yr Song to the tune of 'Holly Jolly Christmas' Holly Jolly Runescape Have a holly,jolly runescape; And the rune is almost here I don't know when I'll go but I just love it here! Have a holly,jolly runescape; And when your on your feet Say ello' to noobs you know And all the weirdo, creeps! Oh no! The lesser oh! Tall and scare-air-ry; Somone pwns them to pwn him once for me... Have a holly,jolly runescape; And in case you didn't read... Oh by golly! Have a holly, jolly runescape this day! You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
December 20, 200619 yr Author Bump, keep them comming! The GES, the only clan ruled by a Goat. "How did it start? I mean, did one kid just yell out lets have sex!""
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