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*If this would be better suited in another fourm, please move it there!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought that it is the season, so I wondered if anyone had holiday songs with Runescape-based lyrics to them that they had thought up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For example...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(To the tune of 'silent night')

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silent Man, Quiet Man,

 

 

 

He's been muted, kind of sad,

 

 

 

He broke the rules, what a fool,

 

 

 

Now he can never talk, Now he can never talk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(To 'Jingle bells')

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fighting through the waves,

 

 

 

Of mages holding staves,

 

 

 

I run towards the top,

 

 

 

I know I cannot stop,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I need to break the tie

 

 

 

Grab the flag, don't die,

 

 

 

For Saradomin I'll capture this flag,

 

 

 

And win the game, Oh my,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH, Castle wars, Castle wars, it is so much fun,

 

 

 

Nothing like using Ice barrage in the shining sun,

 

 

 

OH, running through, fighting you, avoiding your spell cast,

 

 

 

I'll never stop playing Castle wars, it's really a blast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jingle Bells, Dusty smells

 

 

 

Pinkbullet laid an egg

 

 

 

Toast got burned in the oven

 

 

 

and Oreo got eaten!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(To 'Deck the Halls')

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope I get that shiny war spear,

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

His defeat is comming near,

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

I'll hit him with one last wind blast,

 

 

 

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

 

 

 

Uh oh, he potted, not so fast,

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I don't remember the name of the song, but it's the really fast one...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give us free stuff, nothing's enough

 

 

 

We neeed stuff 'plz', we'll beg on our knees,

 

 

 

We don't want to work, we're just lazy,

 

 

 

We want everything right now,

 

 

 

Give us all your money, give us all your money!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Any others? Read below for more!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Once again, if this should be in another fourm, please put it there.*

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This is one I made up one night hanging out with Dusty (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jingle Bells, Dusty smells

 

 

 

Pinkbullet laid an egg

 

 

 

Toast got burned in the oven

 

 

 

and Oreo got eaten!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, its wierd. But hey, what can you do? ::'

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This is one I made up one night hanging out with Dusty (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jingle Bells, Dusty smells

 

 

 

Pinkbullet laid an egg

 

 

 

Toast got burned in the oven

 

 

 

and Oreo got eaten!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, its wierd. But hey, what can you do? ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol :lol:

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SODB style?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just hear those slay darts zooming,

 

 

 

zoom zing zing a ling too

 

 

 

Come on, it's lovely weather

 

 

 

for a slay trip together with you,

 

 

 

Outside the beasts are dying

 

 

 

and friends are calling "woo hoo,"

 

 

 

Come on, it's lovely weather

 

 

 

for a slay trip together with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deck the Halls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deck the halls with plaques of heads

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

'Tis the season to be slaying

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Don we now our death apparel

 

 

 

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.

 

 

 

To the ancient dragon's cave

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See the blazing beast before us.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Strike the beast and join the slayers.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Follow me in ruthless pleasure.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

While I tell of rare red treasure.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fast away the old king passes.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Hail the new year, lads and lasses

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Kill the beasties, all together.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

Heedless of the might and power.

 

 

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(credit to Shortman442 for the l33t-tastic songs!)

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The first song is for Runescape cheaters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got this idea from listening to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas". These are the lyrics I wrote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used a macro to level up,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

I scammed a noob out of his good stuff,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I bypassed the chat filter to say bad stuff,

 

 

 

I spammed the chat box so others couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talk,

 

 

 

I said I worked for Jagex to sound tough,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This second song is about scammers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is to the tune "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You better look out, you better at least try,

 

 

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We will make a list, of all the scams,

 

 

 

To help ourselves, and our friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll say that they trim armor,

 

 

 

That is just a lie.

 

 

 

TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll lure you into the wild,

 

 

 

And there you will die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O! You better look out, you better at least try,

 

 

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

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The first song is for Runescape cheaters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got this idea from listening to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas". These are the lyrics I wrote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I used a macro to level up,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

I scammed a noob out of his good stuff,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I bypassed the chat filter to say bad stuff,

 

 

 

I spammed the chat box so others couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t talk,

 

 

 

I said I worked for Jagex to sound tough,

 

 

 

Somebody reported me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

Jagex has told me IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m banned.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m getting nowhere in Runescape,

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâCause IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve done nothing but scam.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This second song is about scammers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is to the tune "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You better look out, you better at least try,

 

 

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We will make a list, of all the scams,

 

 

 

To help ourselves, and our friends.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll say that they trim armor,

 

 

 

That is just a lie.

 

 

 

TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll lure you into the wild,

 

 

 

And there you will die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O! You better look out, you better at least try,

 

 

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s this about? IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

Scammers are coming to town.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: good ones good ones =D>

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You better not beg.

 

 

 

You better not scam.

 

 

 

You better not hack Im tellin you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is coming to Karamja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hes makin a list.

 

 

 

banning people twice.

 

 

 

Gonna find out whos naughty or nice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He knows when you are cursing.

 

 

 

He knows when you drop trade.

 

 

 

He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, you better not beg.

 

 

 

You better not scam.

 

 

 

You better not hack Im tellin you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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You better not beg.

 

 

 

You better not scam.

 

 

 

You better not hack Im tellin you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is coming to Karamja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hes makin a list.

 

 

 

banning people twice.

 

 

 

Gonna find out whos naughty or nice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He knows when you are cursing.

 

 

 

He knows when you drop trade.

 

 

 

He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sakes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, you better not beg.

 

 

 

You better not scam.

 

 

 

You better not hack Im tellin you why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja delete the "to karamja" on this one

 

 

 

Shanty Claws is comin, to Karamja

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lol, here's the one Jagex came up with :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

BobÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s bell rings, are you listening?

 

 

 

In the land, rune is glistening -

 

 

 

A beautiful sight,

 

 

 

we're happy tonight,

 

 

 

walking in a RuneScape wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When it snows, ain't it thrilling?

 

 

 

Find the kids, if you're willing -

 

 

 

A pressie for me, and plant a new tree,

 

 

 

walking in a RuneScape wonderland.

 

 

 

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Song to the tune of 'Holly Jolly Christmas'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holly Jolly Runescape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a holly,jolly runescape;

 

 

 

And the rune is almost here

 

 

 

I don't know when I'll go

 

 

 

but I just love it here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a holly,jolly runescape;

 

 

 

And when your on your feet

 

 

 

Say ello' to noobs you know

 

 

 

And all the weirdo, creeps!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh no! The lesser oh!

 

 

 

Tall and scare-air-ry;

 

 

 

Somone pwns them to

 

 

 

pwn him once for me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a holly,jolly runescape;

 

 

 

And in case you didn't read...

 

 

 

Oh by golly! Have a holly, jolly runescape

 

 

 

this day!

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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