You challenge the high level player to the wilderness, he lags out, and you kill him :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too bad you got killed on your way out of the wilderness.

you cry as you mourn your own death. then you dash back to the place where you were killed (lvl 1 wildy) and you beg and plead the pwning lvl 4 to give back your wooden shield.... it was your favorite wooden shield!!

You find something better, a rune kiteshield and a magician teleports you to the wilderness and says "You killed my only son, for that you must die." and there are 5 greater demons that wants to help you during the fight.

they do but after the fight they are hungry and eat you and then you turn to hulk and run to the wildy and kill then all and get full rune wit every single dragon item... to be continued!

Some fat guy jumps on you and you can't breath because the fat guy is lying on you. You respawn in Lumbridge and the mysterious old man gives you a box.

you open the box but a stink bomb was in it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to be cintinued!

You blow up and end in Ardougne City. You decide to steal some bread but a guard says "Hey, get your hands off there!!!"

he says that, but is actualy a rat in disquise, you kill him and other gaurds thought you killed one and killed you...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

A ring of life appears out of nowhere and saves you. You decide to use Blaziken's Steel Dragon guide and go on steel dragon hunting. There are many mean peoples there that says something like: "You're an idiot" "You're a moron" "You're a jerk" "You're a loser"

you unfortally forgot your anti-fire shield and die, and spawn in castle war lobby

You grab a hammer that someone dropped and Hop into the red portal thingy. You look around and notice all the high levels. GAME TIME! All the sudden everyone is rushing here and there. You sit down for a minute and try to straighten out your thoughts, when...

sorry, to late, i'll just delete the stuff in this post so it doesent confuse anybody

Except for one guy, he gives you a free full Dharok's and disapears.

You are now wary of dying and put it into the chest labeled "safe". So now that you have stored your nifty looking armor you leave the lobby and go east. when...

you get to a rune scimitar store, you try to buy a coke but the merchant keeps telling you "I only sell rune scimitars"

You're now even more confused, when a autoer cutting a yew tree has his items teleported by a genie. You just manage to a purple amulet before some vulture looking people swoop down and grab the rest. Tha amulet was a bit dusty so you rub it. when...

You get to Karamja Island. But not on the usual spot, you lend in Shilo Village, but the cop that doesn't allow people that have finished the quest, does the following actions:

He asks you for a passport, all you have is a picture of you with the words lumby 4 ever. The gaurd tells you to click on a inventory in your bag and press the icon with a "H". As you are about to leave the guard throws you a bag of something heavy, in it is...

A Golem it attacks you, and the pirates of the carabeans aren't happy because....

All the rum is gone. ( :D ) You find yourself helping a pirate get some "Karajama" Rum.

But you can't help him since he speaks only French, you don't speak French, you manage to escape from him, you can swim and you try to swim to Ardougne City, on your way...

you spot a shark and try to sell it for 1k and then...

You find out there is no-one in middle of the oceon that wants to buy it. Luckily a nice pirate saves you, you find yourself in his hood in Port Khazard, inside you find...

your dead cat then you start thinking...

Why do I have a dead cat? when..