" il give you 1 mill for your full rune" and you...

say "Let's trade." and a random fat dude tries to warn you and says "Don't trade him he is a sca..." and another random guy shoots the fat guy and said "Scandal, now let's go.", you try to prove to everyone that you're a trillioner by wearing this rune armour. Suddenly, Albert Enstein explains to you that...

"the rune armor is worthless give it to me" and you...

...you refuse. Albert Enstein dies yet again. Then you find a sponge, and it says "Let me go you damn moron", and animted star tries to attack you. You go to the bar and throw away all beers since you think you're drunk. The bartander with gun says, "You have to leave, or else." and you say "Or else what?" the bartander answers "Or else...

... I'll shoot you and take all your rune stuff" and you...

..get a pet banana. you bring the banana to the bar and it sings 'peanut butter jelly time'. the song annoys the bartender to death. you search the bartenders corpse and find...

...that he was just prepending to be dead, and he says "Fooled ya, punk. Now leave." you are so afraid of the gun and you run. Some helicopter kidnaps you and puts you on top on the Ardougne Castle building, and they force you to jump and say "Jump the plank, punk. Or else I will hurt you real bad."...

then king black dragon flys in and saves you but...

he eats you and you respawn, you call the kbd and tell him "you better not do that again or else i"ll...

..punch your face out with my ...." But, before you could finish the sentence, you realize you have been teleported to lvl 39 wildy by the Sandwich Lady. You then see a big, scary, level...

111111111 demon and you 1 hit KO him and you get dragon chain, then you...

lya_helix, STOP KILLING THE GUY EVERY TIME!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This makes the game start over, we are suppose to be continuing, not getting killed. Glad you didn't do it in last post, but you must stop it completely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...see a scammer that says "Wanna go to a wonderful house full of dragons, and beautiful demons? All you hve to do is gimme your dragon chainbody, it's magical", you idioticly...

...keep the dragon chain and sell it to a person in varrock bank in exchange for thoses rare polished buttons but...

...they are worthless, you don't realize it. Suddenly a giant toy bear with a mind of its own falls from the sky and you're like...

lya_helix, STOP KILLING THE GUY EVERY TIME!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This makes the game start over, we are suppose to be continuing, not getting killed. Glad you didn't do it in last post, but you must stop it completely.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...see a scammer that says "Wanna go to a wonderful house full of dragons, and beautiful demons? All you hve to do is gimme your dragon chainbody, it's magical", you idioticly...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ummm... Blaziken, the monster didnt kill the dude, the dude killed the monster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

on tipic: your liek "aaaahhhh attack of the giant mutant teddy bears" but you relize its just your amagination and you leave and then...

A dark magicial tells you "I can ensure you sir, this is no imagination." and uses more dark magic then....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, I was refering to this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he eats you and you respawn, you call the kbd and tell him "you better not do that again or else i"ll...

...you teleport away things are getting just a little bit too weird your next stop is...

... Inside level 55 wilderness and the infamous pure "I MA PWNZRXROXSRS N0B0SZROS LIK U NEWB" aproaches to you and..

... somehow due to lvl differeneces he cant attack you...

...you thought, but you were wrong. And you get to the Ardougne laver just in time. Just to find someone that says "You're a jerk, get to the damn hole you jerkface. I kill you now, go to the darkhole or else." you think that armour is made out of water and you say, "Wow, cool you can put out fire." the rune knights says "No you idiot, it's a full rune." you say, "wow, rune sure is good type of water." The knight get's angry and swears a lot with words not allowed on these forums. A jagex mod walks on the way, while hearing the swearing he says,...

ur banned forever and u then beg the mod to give u stuff and then he

...says "That's it, you're gonna rot in hell. This time no Lumbridge trip for you.", you do your best on being nice, and the mod accepts your apologie and says "Well, you will get a second chance." you are happy, then the mod says, "IF you can pay me $100,000,000 within 2 weeks, fair and square, without merchanting." and you are shocked. Then you...

since ur in hell u go around and kill demons and it becomes

 

 

 

hellscape and then u get gbored and go play diablo2 LoD and win in hell difficulty and beocm ea lvl 99 sorc with tele and u rush all the noobs and u break ur cd and play hellscape adn die and u get banned from the internet and any computer that exists and is ever made

..then you woke up, you find a a"Cracker" on the floor, you try to eat it but it tastes dreadful, realizing its value, you sell it, pay the mod for your freedom and keep the rest...only to get scammed some seconds after. You run after the item thief but your run energy quickly drains to 0.