~Ok this is a thread that you get to choose what happens~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just started off at turtorial Island and chose my look. I'm bald. The turtorial guide gives one look at me and sighs. I suddenly teleport to Lumbridge. I have no idea what to do at this point. I think I'm going to have to ask the public.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

First one to post what they want him to do wins.

um..does this fit in general..?

you run over to go through a gate that leads to a place called Al Kharid, but the guards say you to pay so you punch them in the face :twisted:

um..does this fit in general..?

Moved to Forum Games.

You get moved to forum games.

I go to al kharid and start training combat.

A cow kills you.

You return to Lumbridge, sad that you have lost all your money and bronze weapons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You start another account and train up all skills to 3 on Tut. Island and get teleported to Lumbridge for the second time. You then walk north to the combat tutors

I feel like exploring so I go a little North and find myself at a gate. I ask if I can go in but the guards at the front say I have to pay a tax of 10 gp. I get a little frustrated and tell them that I dont want do pay a tax. They say I cant pass if I dont. I get so infuriated that I turn into the hulk and beat them both up and throw them in the river. I walk through the gate and start exploring in this strange new landscape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~What happens next!!????~

`You keep walking, and then see a weird little man with a plane. He says you cam't use it, so you then kill him, later realising that now, no-one can use the plane because he was the pilot. Upset, you wandr through a strange town, and attempt to take your anger out on a man dressed in purple with a weird curvy sword. About 3 of them descend on you and you end up back where you started.

you then decide this time you are dying too often so you head north to a place full of chickens and train on them until your atk is 40 while your str and def are still 1

The Mysterious Old Man teleports you to the maze.

You are confused about where you are, and why the heck you are here.

 

 

 

You are the last person through the maze

You get so lost as you find a secret exit. But it's not good, you get to level 49 wilderness, a lot of mages of all kind (black, mystic, Ahrim's, etc.) attack you at once, they are all at different level and you die.

You go back to lumbridge, just to find MOM who made you die. He wants to give you a box, but you wring his neck.

The mysterious man is not happy so he makes your armour and weapon alive and makes it attack YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile the rats are laughing at you.

~First One to Reply Wins~

 

 

 

I walk into town and I see this ugly short man standing there sipping his cocktail. He Appears to be guarding some sort of mechanical bird. I ask him if I could go on it. He says no. I ask him one more time if I can go on it. I so want to go on it so I dash past him and jump on. The little dude suddenly pulls out a wierd curvy purple sword and walks over to me. I was so scared that I peed my pants. Suddenly he tripped over and broke his skull open on a rock. I was laughing so hard that I pooed my pants :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . It was time to fly this thing....but to where?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~You choose~

You fly to the desert, near the lizards.

I punch my face into the ground untill i watch my nose bust and faint.

A magician heals you, and invites you to an apple party.

You ask yourself, 'what's an apple party?'

Ignore: double post

The magician can read your thoughts and tells you it's a party full of apples.

You realize that the apples were rotten and you run away holding your breath.

You bump into some high level player that says "Wow, noob. You can't even kill abyssal demons. You can't even smith adamant platelegs. Furthermore you can't make antifire potion. What a noob."