The stupidest thing I got grounded for happened the day I hit manhood. Feeling pumped full of manly energy, I marched to the kitchen and demanded a bacon sandwich in basso profundo. I realized we didn't have any bacon, so I decided to go to the shops. Being a man, you know, doors were a thing of the past. So instead of using the front door, I took a detour through the living room french windows, and marched right through them. Following the resounding crash came a cry of, "YOU'RE GROUNDED!" from my mom. Didn't let me go out until they got replacement window panes. But I was only doing what men do. WTF is that?