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How will I get to church? :ohnoes:

1. Do not talk about /b/ 2. Do NOT talk about /b/ 3. We are anonymous 4. Anonymous is legion 5. Anonymous never forgets 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver 8. There are no real rules about posting 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban 10. If you enjoy any other rival sites - DON'T There are 65. Many are inappropriate for a family forum.

It seems that they don't know rules 1 and 2, lulz.

"Please, Daddy. Send them the money. They have a knife." This will come in handy later. \

The ability to be happy all the time. I won't need to fly, or have a bunch of cash money, or see under girl's clothes. I would just be :D 100% of the time.

Hazel FTW.

Get a little band together and play at people's birthday parties. I get about 50$ a week for a 2 hour commitment! \ \

When I was skiing at the ski place here, I fell on my face at the top of the hill. The fall pushed my bottom lip up, and it hooked on the top hook of my braces. I had to ski to the bottom of the hill, go up a chairlift, go down another chairlift, and so on for about an hour 'till we got to the chalet. Then, we had to drive all the way accross two cities to get to the dentist. All this time, there was blood streaming down my chin. When I got to the dentist, they couldn't get my lip off the hook. The pulled with a pliers, and they couldn't get it off. They finally gave me novicane and laughing gas, and ripped it off with pliers. I had gauze in my mouth for a week. The moral of thies story is: wear your mouthguard! After we left the dentist, my dad got me milkshake at Mickey D's. Blood and chocolate together taste sooooo appetizing. :-# EDIT: t-h-e --> t-e-h?

So THAT's what's at the end of the rainbow.

I'm stuck in a school in North Korea, and they are trying to kill me. A 17 year old Che Guevara comes and saves me. In dream world, nobody had ever seen Che before and a crowd gathers. We have a concert. Best dream evar.

When I wake up, I hit my head on the ceiling. My toast burns. I miss the bus, and have to walk to school. My first class is science, with Mr.S. He says I failed out of school. THEN A FREAKING VAMPIRE COMES AND BITES MY HEAD OFF. That would truly be the world day ever.

Wake up at 10 AM with all my friends in a hotel room in a 5 star hotel in France. All my friends get along, even the ones who hate each other. Bacon 'n eggs for breakfast. We all get in a huge van and drive around, talking. At 9 pm, we stop at a beach and have a huge bonfire. We burn things :twisted: I find a girlfriend, and we all fall asleep way too late.

ash-y?

Slightly_OT,_but_I_always_sort_of_did_wonder_about_this._ Why_should_God_favor_us_humans_over_any_of_his_other_creations-that_didn't_ever_sin,unlike_us- Is_it_just_because_humans_were_made_in_Gods_own_image?_Does_this_mean_physically?_Because_I_thought_God_wasn't_physical. If_it_means_humans_were_given_Gods_attributes_of_kindness,_pity,_love_caring_etc, then_why_would_the_animals_not_be_given_these_too?_The_only_reason_I_can_think_of_for_a_god_to_favor_one_species_of_creation_is_that_that_species_made_him_up. Gah,_my_dang_space_bar_is_broken._I'll_post_more_later_when_its_easier_to_type_stuff_out. Don't_post_if_you_can't_post, tardhat.

No. We speak American. No, you speak Americanized English, don't try and pretend otherwise. As for the religion/language analogy, very few people kill each other over the spelling of onomatopoeia or the correct usage of there. Not going to comment on the US topic as I have no idea of the legal issues (I unlike some don't comment on things I don't know about). Just correcting some errors :P Speaking as the very few, I would like to say that the foreign exchange students in my school speak better English than the regular students.