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The ability to speak any language (Including those of animals) just so I could stand up on a train and shout propaganda in Russian at will. I'd probably get kicked off the train regardless of its speed. "Workers of all countries, unite; All you have to lose is your bondage..." And then the ability to create points of gravity at will, and the ability to control their strength. 'Twould be awesome.

Eat, drink, and be merry. Nah. Can't really think of a realistic one. I can't be bothered to stop procrastinating. Spam OT less? Maybe.

:uhh: Don't get your hopes up. I don't know if we'll scale the final image though. Everything you've seen so far has been about a .75:1 scale of the PSD.

Want to go to Nigeria?

2. My plane doesn't leave until four.

You're getting a higher result because your GPU can share RAM with your computer, and so more RAM is actually available than came with your GPU.

Actually, freeing up ram speeds Vista up quite a bit.

You do realize that that is a measurement of hard drive speed? And what's your graphics card?

Wow, great, I'm on holiday then. -.-

It should be quite simple, just do it with JavaScript. I don't know JS very well though. :P Basically make a timed loop that takes one away from the number of seconds left (Which would be calculated when the page loads) every second, and then formats the time using the number of seconds.

Heh, one day that's going to get me in trouble. But at least it won't be left unsaid. ;)

...When we make evil plans behind your back. :

The links are just what they appear to be. I checked them by hovering my mouse over them and then clicked on them using a Ubuntu virtual machine. They're safe. I suppose there are some advantages to having a ridiculously high postcount.

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I've heard one mod call it the "Box by my computer labeled 'dirty things'". ...So nobody.

Those who don't like my a:hover ( :( ), take a look at prosilver- Its links, too are very contrasting colors. (Blue and on hover red) And it works great. But then, it was a professional designer who did that. :P Oh yeah, Safari actually renders CSS quite good, it's actually one of the better browsers (Along with Chrome and Firefox) at it.

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Tried to sum it up here, but this Wikipedia article does a better job.

You stole my joke. As soon as I saw the thread title I thought, "With a forklift". Really, I don't know. I haven't thought about it that much.

Ever read psycho-cybernetics?

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Uzzisoft. Or if you know PHP you could write something yourself and host it. :P

So you're basically looking for some HTML/JavaScript to put into a phpBB based forum's custom BBcode system?

...And gets smashed by a giant one.

So, after a few weeks of procrastination hard work I'm more or less done with the second version of my forum style. The new version is more XHTML 1.0 strict compliant, includes fixes for IE and early versions of Chrome, I nearly completely redid the imageset and the theme images, made the colors more consistent etc. IE doesn't kill it as bad anymore unless you're using a really tiny resolution. I have set up a sandbox forum on my site (You'll notice that I haven't been bothered to come up with anything for the home page yet) which is located here. (There are a few things to smooth out yet but they'll be fixed soon) I'd really like to hear your honest opinions on it. Anything is changeable.