thedepressedsquirrel

Yeah. Two pedophiles sodomizing another pedophile who is roleplaying as a little boy. Funniest story ever.

What the christ. How about you both keep your own surnames like sensible people? My last name slept with your last name's mom.

Monopoly has the best ending ever. SPOILER: Mr. Monopoly dies and the "Get out of Jail" card marries his girlfriend. All the houses and hotels are rescued from the dungeons. It turns out that Illinois Avenue was the traitor all along.

You idiots. Snape has been working as a spy for Dumbledore since forever. Their plan culminated in Snape (reluctantly) killing Dumbledore. Book seven will involve Snape destroying Voldemort's empire and possibly dying in battle and reconciling with Harry in his last breaths as a touching moment.

07:00 a.m. - 08:00 a.m. Eighteen months have elapsed since the conclusion of Day 3. A commuter train bound for Los Angeles explodes. A man steals a suitcase from a passenger in the wreckage and then kills him. Jack has been dismissed from CTU and now works for Secretary of Defense James Heller. Jack is involved with Heller's daughter, Audrey, and their relationship is growing serious. Jack is in LA for a meeting with CTU Director Erin Driscoll, who fired him a year ago, but he finds himself alienated at CTU by Driscoll and the new staff when reports of a possible terrorist strike come in. A young computer hacker named Andrew Paige sees something that he shouldn't on the Internet. Suddenly, he finds himself running for his life as he is pursued by terrorists. Luckily, he is able to warn Chloe O'Brian before its too late. The Turkish Araz family are not what they seem and it becomes clear that they are heavily involved with the day's events. Meanwhile, Heller has a confrontation with his estranged son. Jack finds that Chloe is his only ally as he tries to prove that the train explosion is merely a diversionary target. 08:00 a.m. - 09:00 a.m. Jack pushes Driscoll to reinstate him in the wake of Heller's kidnapping. He finds himself working as a subordinate when the Field Ops team goes to pick up Andrew. Behrooz finds himself torn between his loyalty to his parents and his feelings for his girlfriend as he is sent on his first assignment. Heller tries to comfort his daughter as his captors broadcast their intentions on the Internet. 09:00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m. Jack tracks Kalil with Chloe's aid, but is forced to watch helplessly as Andrew is tortured for information. Behrooz pleads with his parents when they order him to bring Debbie to their home for questioning. Curtis uses harsh methods to interrogate Heller's son as Driscoll continues to search for Jack. 10:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Jack acts as a bandit and takes hostages to buy Chloe more time to get satellite surveillance. Meanwhile, Chloe must confide in Edgar for help when Driscoll becomes suspicious. Behrooz discovers just how far his mother is willing to go to insure that their secret mission is successful. Heller and Audrey attempt to escape from Omar, while Driscoll uses her influence to deal with a personal crisis. 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Jack and Driscoll agree to work together when the police make a critical error in dealing with Kalil. Heller and Audrey take drastic action in the hopes of avoiding the impending trial. Driscoll makes a deal with Chloe to get her out of the way, while the Araz family faces another problem in their cover-up. 12:00 p.m. - 01:00 p.m. Jack initiates a fierce gun battle with the terrorists as he races to rescue Heller and Audrey before the military strike begins. Dina questions her own dedication to their cause when her husband reveals his plans for Behrooz. Driscoll and Curtis uncover new evidence that points to an even bigger attack by the terrorists. Audrey has an awkward meeting with her husband, and Heller butts heads once again with his son. 01:00 p.m. - 02:00 p.m. Jack takes Audrey to ID the man she recognized at the compound, but the terrorists get there soon after and pin them down. Jack must call on an old friend to help him escape. Heller puts Edgar in charge of dealing with the nuclear override, while Driscoll's daughter takes a turn for the worse. Dina is wounded when she helps Behrooz flee from Navi. Navi's boss orders him to kill his wife and son before the day is over. 02:00 p.m. - 03:00 p.m. Jack and Audrey hide out with an embittered Tony as Audrey makes a positive ID of the man from the kidnapping. Marianne successfully diverts suspicion from herself, leading Driscoll to torture the wrong person for information. Behrooz takes Dina to a hospital for medical attention, but the doctor becomes suspicious of her gunshot wound and phones the police. 03:00 p.m. - 04:00 p.m. Jack and Tony are able to trace Dina's location, but Behrooz slips through their fingers. Dina demands a full pardon for her son in exchange for information on the override device. Edgar wrestles with his emotions when his mother is trapped in the path of the nuclear fall-out. Behrooz turns to his uncle for help, but Navi closes in on him before he can get away. 04:00 p.m. - 05:00 p.m. Jack and Curtis finally learn the location of the override device. They try to trap the architect of the terrorist strike before the remaining nuclear plants go critical. Tony pushes Dina to reveal more of her knowledge of Marwan, while Driscoll faces another personal crisis with her daughter. 05:00 p.m. - 06:00 p.m. Jack interrogates Paul; shortly thereafter, Paul and Audrey begin to reconcile. CTU learns the identity of Habib Marwan, as he takes personal control of the override in the Rockland building. Curtis escapes his captors in the building as Jack converges on Curtis, meeting him inside. Curtis secures the override as Edgar uses it to stop the meltdowns; Jack pursues Marwan. Maya Driscoll commits suicide in the CTU clinic. 06:00 p.m. - 07:00 p.m. Jack and Paul visit the defense contractor who employed Marwan, but the company executives put their own interests ahead of CTU's and take major steps to destroy evidence. After a grief-stricken Driscoll relinquishes her command, Heller appoints Tony as interim director to oversee the latest crisis. 07:00 p.m. - 08:00 p.m. Jack and Paul enlist civilian help when they must fight off soldiers sent to kill them by McLennan-Forster. Tensions flair between Tony and Michelle as she assumes command of CTU. Sarah tests Michelle's authority by giving her an ultimatum. Audrey reevaluates her feelings for Jack, while Marwan sets the next phase of his plan in motion. 08:00 p.m. - 09:00 p.m. Jack learns the identity of a man who may be able to lead him to Marwan. He forces Dina to help him in a mock hostage situation that will get him close to the suspect. Michelle calls on Chloe for help when Edgar begins to crack under pressure. Meanwhile, Audrey stands by as a gravely wounded Paul is taken into surgery. Marwan's plan continues as his henchman uses an unwilling pilot name Mitch Anderson to gain access to an airfield. 09:00 p.m. - 10:00 p.m. Marwan decides to trade Jack for Behrooz in hopes of distracting CTU from his real objective. Tony and Michelle weigh the consequences of the trade, while Curtis reluctantly interrogates Behrooz in order to learn more about Marwan. 10:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. CTU raids Marwan's hideout, but he manages to slip through their fingers. Luckily, Jack locates a lead that may help him identify Marwan's next target. Tony becomes suspicious of Michelle's personal life, while Audrey reunites with Paul and learns the extent of his injuries. Anderson closes in on his quarry, as President Keeler searches for words that will comfort the American public. 11:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. Mike pushes for the Vice-President to be sworn into office as the White House waits for news of Keeler's fate. Two innocent bystanders are dragged into the fight as Jack and Marwan both pursue a briefcase that contains the launch codes for America's nuclear arsenal. 12:00 a.m. - 01:00 a.m. Curtis brings in a suspect who has critical information about Marwan's next strike. Michelle orders Curtis to use harsh methods to interrogate the suspect, but things get complicated when Marwan sends a lawyer to defend his rights. Logan's advisors begin to worry as he continues to exhibit fear in the face of the ongoing terrorist threat. 01:00 a.m. - 02:00 a.m. Chloe is unexpectedly thrust into fieldwork when a woman reports that her boyfriend may be part of the terrorist conspiracy. Jack and Curtis find their latest efforts to trap Marwan thwarted by the Secret Service, who have orders to arrest Jack for insubordination. Mike calls on ex-President David Palmer for help as Logan continues to display a lack of leadership. 02:00 a.m. - 03:00 a.m. After Logan authorizes Palmer to take charge of the crisis, Palmer sanctions Jack and Curtis to infiltrate the Chinese Embassy on a covert operation to capture a suspect. Tony and Michelle continue to bump into each other's personal lives, while Buchanan expresses anger at being kept out of the mission. Jack faces Audrey's wrath when a medical dilemma places Paul's life in jeopardy. 03:00 a.m. - 04:00 a.m. CTU scrambles to forge an alibi when a Chinese representative produces evidence of American involvement in the raid on their embassy. Audrey gives Jack the cold shoulder, while Palmer and Logan clash over the consequences of Palmer's decisions. Jack and Curtis close in on Marwan as the countdown for the missile launch moves ahead. 04:00 a.m. - 05:00 a.m. Jack finds that his efforts to bargain with Marwan for the location of the missile strike are futile. Heller pushes his son for information when CTU discovers that he may have had contact with Marwan before the attacks. Logan finds himself in the middle of a power struggle between Palmer and the ambitious Speaker of the House. Tony and Michelle explore their rekindled passion for each other, but their hopes for the future may be short-lived when a familiar player enters the game and takes a hostage. 05:00 a.m. - 06:00 a.m. Mandy uses Tony as leverage to try to force Michelle to aid in her escape. A Chinese security operative captures and interrogates one of the CTU agents involved in the raid on the embassy. Palmer and Logan argue over the option of evacuating all major cities that may be targets for the missile. 06:00 a.m. - 07:00 a.m. As the missile speeds toward its destination, Mandy cuts a deal with Jack and the President to give up Marwan's location in exchange for a full pardon on all of her crimes. Tony and Michelle share a happy reunion, but Jack finds his relationship with Audrey shattered as she makes her feelings known. Logan's advisor suggests a drastic course of action when the Chinese government demands that Jack be handed over to them for trial. Palmer tries desperately to warn Jack of the danger against him. Jack's life changes forever as Tony, Michelle and Chloe help him to evade the trap set for him by Secret Service. Marwan :ohnoes: Chinese government :ohnoes:

A mouse did do it. Hehehehehehehehehe get it? Computer...mouse...and you said...it's like changing the meaning....

Then stop posting. OMG YOU LOSE HURR

Thanks for the update!

Oh my lord such capslock and bold ownage I fear I am to die.

...Runesmithie(Jeffrey) is my brother. I think I should be allowed to tease him a little.

Neither is your mom.

Very good. The first step to a solution is to recognize your problem.

Nurse the baby giraffe back to health. http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/gm/ ... ilking.php

Your only looking at it from your side. I told you that everyone has problems, and you agreed. That kid has problems too, and he expressed them in a negative way, just like your friends do when they cut their wrists. Making fun of someone and cutting your wrists is all a negative to get rid of your problems. The world is a harsh place, get over it. Sup dudes and dudettes, here: http://cool-teens.com/forum/index.php is an awesome forum where cool teens like you and you and you can hang out and talk about dating and cutting! Rock on!

Yes, now let's stop making these threads.

D3monx: please add me in the same font size as your name. Thank you.

Meh, I don't think that's true. There's better things than getting presents, don't you think? Why can't you people learn to read English?

1) Viktorkrum 2) Deloriagod 3) fdfd 4) rushrock 5) "Stick it in her pooper"

Tipit needs this tag:

Dude knives is a hambeast.

I would like someone who has tremendous talent with photoshop xp to make me a signature containing the following elements: 1) Sailor Moon anime 2) Counter Strike 3) Lighting/Sparkly effects Reward: I will worship you and recommend you to Jesus for eternal glory in the afterlife.

If there is one person I would love to switch places with, it is bob101.

But the final result looks worse. It's as if you left a mug stain on the picture.

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