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But he can bat. Bastard. Well done to Duminy today too. He is unreal that boy.

Shower bath soap gel thing Pillow DVD $30 gift voucher Chocolates.

6.5/10

Zebra - JBT Where can I find some good books?

Steyn is overated. He bowled puss.

Nothing better to tell someone you love them than deodorant :D My sister gave me a Lynx deoderant pack with 2 cans of spray, shower gel and a sponge. Was it a hint?

Boxing Day test tomorrow. C'mon Aussies!

Tomorrow is the real piss up day :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Hope you all had/have a great day. Discussion: What did you give for Christmas? I gave my mum a nice supporters pillow, dad a shelving unit and some saw blades, and my sisters a mini esky, twilight and some dvds :).

Gee someone doesn't like their boss... Just grin and bare it. Not every boss you have will be an angel. This is the real world. My new years resolution is to get an apprenticeship lined up

Awesome. He is so laid back and whatever happens doesn't seem to worry him.

I've probably said this before but - Warrior. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that he has been entertaining millions of Tipiters for the last 500 years. Down to earth, doesn't try to make a joke in every post and is capable of some amazing posts.

Golden Retreiver. Great, beautiful dog.

But then as soon as we implement that then every decision will go to the 3rd umpire, even for the most obvious things. Like in Rubgy League, and that is frustrating as. Soon the umpires won't even be needed.

Knights of Cydonia. Stand up and applaud.

Sack Siddle and Krezja, and maybe give Lee a rest. Bring Watson in for Krezja, and Hilfy for Siddle. Symonds can bowl spin. Our second innings batting really let us down, so another all rounder in the side would be pretty good.

Well I'll be.

WON THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

Leaving for state championships tomorrow. Will hopefully come back with some good scores :)

Mate if you want to buy your girlfriend some diamonds, go for it. The melt over jewellery. I'd probably ask her if she was a gold or silver type of girl, incase you buy her something gold and most her wardrobe goes with silver necklaces. It is better off to talk with her about it a bit before you rush off and spend a small fortune. Whatever you buy her she will scream and hug and say thanks, but you gotta get her something she will actually wear more than once. You can't really go wrong with bracelets, though. If she wears a few plunging neckline tops, then a longer necklace would be good. And it's probably best to buy earings with a matching necklace.

Oh DV. :lol: Point proven, good sir

Entertainment and it has been around for a long time :). Universal language etc

An IQ test to have a baby is a bit over the top. Booksmarts does not raise a baby. I'd stop all the Aboriginal benefits and all the incentives they get for being black.

I see how this thread is going. "I laughed" "I lol'd" "Insert witty comment about how they do that" "These aren't funny" "Oh lighten up." "I laughed" "Is this spam?" "Is this spam?" "I've seen these before." "Get a sense of humour" etc. Yeh I smiled at a few, but I have seen them all before. The thing that is getting on some people's nerves is that why isn't this thread locked? Pretty much all the repsonses are spam/one liners and there's not been much discussion. The OP may be an oldbie, but rules is rules, and no doubt if someone with 1 post posted this it would've been locked staright away.

Each to his own.