Everything posted by jemathonical
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overrated and unfunny comedians
I think Dane Cook is pretty funny, just because he does go all out on his stand up and really gets into it. I saw a few videos of a ranga named CarrotTop and didn't laugh. I think he is a loser
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Australia Day Changing Date
They already have a whole week - NAIDOC Week.
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Australia Day Changing Date
Mate I live in outback Queensland ;)
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Australia Day Changing Date
I'm sorry but what? I know you guys try to be hilarious in every single post that you make but honestly, you suck 9 times out of 10.
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Best Drunk Song?
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin!
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Australia Day Changing Date
Bloody why not eh bloke? And exactly, it's been the same date for over a hundred years, and as soon as a black man gets some limelight he wants to get everything changed
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Australia Day Changing Date
First of all, to all Australians here - HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY. Keep it true blue you blokes. Now, we had our Australia Day Awards the other day and the Australian of the year was an Aboriginal by the name of Mick Dodson for his reconcilliation efforts. Now he probably deserved it even though I never heard of him, so good on him. But he pissed me off when the first thing he done was proposed to change the date of Australia Day. So he reckons we should change Australia Day. Seriously mate, it's not going to happen. You weren't even alive back then, infact, no one is alive from 1788. Do you see us descendents of convicts pissing and moaning to the Queen expecting an apology for sending our forefathers halfway across the world to jail over here? The European convicts started Australia, government and rules. How is your world crashing down? The date is not going to get changed. Loving Kevin Rudd - But Mick Dodson still thinks he is going to get our National Day's date changed. And good luck to him with that. But I know for sure that it's not going to get changed. Happy Australia Day - 26th January.
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I like this board.
Hey I have an idea, let's all post how cool we are by calling ourselves /b/tards - the coolest thing on the internet. Who cares if all of you aren't even of the right age to visit /b/ - it's so cool visiting an 18+ board and parroting memes to think you fit in the crap hole that is /b/.
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Goat detained over armed robbery claims
That's some wild imagination you got there boy. Not many people could've thought up something witty and edgy like that.
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Funny pictures thread
It didn't work the first 4 times, I don't think it will work this time.
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What are you listening to right now!?
The Ian Carey Project - Get Shaky
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TIFers Say the Darndest Things!
Tipit had to ban Bub because the CIA found evidence in his postings here that he was infact a terrorist. I believe he is still under interrogation in Guantanemo Bay.
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The Inauguration of Barrack Obama: So Annoying
I didn't, but that's pretty terrible.
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Which is better: Circle or Square?
Circle. Greatest thing ever. Think wheels, turbines, compressors - things we take for granted every day are cricles. Squares aren't as good. In construction triangle and 45 degrees provide more stability.
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My parents won't let me..
You will look like a loser if you do get one, and borderline gay. Listen to your parents, they know what they're on about. But if you do really want one, 'arguing and standing up for yourself like a real man' really isn't the way to go. Say you'll pay for it. Be calm and reasonable. If you think if you argue with your parents you'll get what you want, think again. You'll just end up distanced from your parents with a pierced nose.
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Baby Thrown on Ground & Killed
I live with my siblings and cousins and they drive me up the wall. There are times when I want to throw them out the window, but all it takes is self-control and stuff like that won't happen. That is way different to a screaming baby.
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The Inauguration of Barrack Obama: So Annoying
How is it racist that one president gets more attention than another? A ridiculous statement. Because he's black? If Obama was white he wouldn't get anywhere ner the hype he has now.
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Global Moderators
Testo does a heap of Behind the Scenes work ;)
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The Inauguration of Barrack Obama: So Annoying
I think it's racist how a black man gets all the attention and George Bush didn't get any of this. But you know, since I'm white I can't really play the racism card, can I?
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How to decide who to marry
I remember reading all these types of 'Kids answers to questions' in emails and newspapers. I don't think they are real, and someone has made them up. But yeh they were pretty funny.
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Decrease the posting delay!
At any given time I have several dozen tabs open, with at least 15 dedicated to tip.it (22 open to tip.it pages as I speak). It's called multitasking, and I can accurately and helpfully respond to a thread in under 10 seconds, as illustrated above. Unfortunately, for the 10 seconds I spend replying, I spend 50 seconds clicking 'submit' and waiting for the timer to run off. If I click too fast, it dumps me to the thread page without submitting my reply without informing me. If you feel the need to have dozens of tabs open, then the flood control is working perfectly. Yeh you can type fast and multitask Yo but the reason you are getting the flood warning is because you have 15 topics open. And unless you are typing out really decent replies after reading through the whole topic then it shouldn't be a problem. Bla bla bla, all in all, you are probably only one a few that has 15 tabs open, that is your choice and of course you won't be able to post all 15 in the space of a minute.
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The Tooth Incident!
If 'General Awesome' is going help fight against injustices against the word awesome, won't that get a bit one dimensional after a while? I can see it being pretty funny for the first few comics but then it might become the same thing. The character himself is kinda original, but lately there seems to be an 'awesome' and 'win' fad going around. I was thinking maybe change the whole thing around to being something like 'Captain Awkward' or something. He can still fight for awesome but he can get himself into so many awkward situations. Some of the situations you can draw from real life from mates. Something you can chew on.
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Does anyone else notice this?
That's called damaged hearing. I wonder what from. Actually, i've had bad hearing since before I really started listening to much music. I've had to constantly ask people to repeat things 4 or 5 times my entire life. I can't make out whispering or anything at all either, never have been able to. Well Jesus don't listen to loud music! It's not making it any better, is it?
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Decrease the posting delay!
What's all this with having more than one forum tab running? Write up a post, post it. Click your way to your next reply, post etc. I must be all behind with my forum lurking that I only have one Tipit window going. I really don't see the need to change it. It does help with spammers, and if we make it shorter those who do spam will go crazy and we will all moan about how either there should be more mods or make posting limit 1 minute. The latter being the smartest and easiest way to deal with things.