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after seeing his 1 hour special about a week ago....Daniel Tosh is now my favorite. hes freakin hilarious. he doesnt make bizzare stuff up, he tells jokes about everyone and what they do. Quote from him, "Ever hear that quote, "Money dont buy happyness?" Thats not true. Money buys waverunners. Try to frown on a waverunner." lmfao t'was the most glorious 1 hour comedian special i've ever seen.

Heya folks. This thread is about why the prices of all of the rares below the partyhats have stayed steady for the past months (i think its been arouund there). I was just wondering why the partyhats are hundreds of millions of gp when the easter eggs, pumpkins, santas, and h'ween masks are still at the norm amount as they've been for the past months.

yeah this is definately bs...i logged on to rs using internet explorer, then i was in wildy and i decided i wanted the highscores look up so i xed out and went to log onto swiftswitch and i was getting the same message...wonder how long this is gonna last.....

name all of the funny and odd police experiences you've had here. ill start. about 3 days ago, it was me and about 5 kids in this car (yes it was big enough, it allowed for exactly 7). we were driving around, and 2 of the kids had paintball guns. so, we were like..what the hell...well just have some fun. so we were going around and shooting houses and buildings and what not. so, we go to turn onto this main road, and the police pull us over. mind you, i did none of this shooting. i was also once told that "if you're to get caught with people while they have the paintball guns, you'll get punished too." so were pulled over, and the police comes up and asks us all for our i.d.s. those of us with them give them to him. another cop steps out of the car, and they both come up and are asking us our names, you knowt he normal drug/drunk test. we all answer straight but were all nervous. the cop asks us why were nervous we all say we dont know. he asks whats under this kids backpack, and the kid sais he dont know. the cops like "lift it up". he does and its a full out paintball gun ( a good one, kid said he paid $500 for it....) then the cop said "wow you guys have the set up...a roll down back window...is this automatic?" the driver said yes. so the cops go back to their car after they take both the guns. they come back, and they say, " you guys have 2 choices. 1), we shoot you guys each once and give you the guns. or 2), we take the guns and confiscate them. everyones like..uhh.... then, he asks one of the kids in the back to step out. the kid steps out, the cop asks him if its semi-automatic or fully. the kids like "it can be both". then the cop takes it and shoots it at a stop sign. he then asks the kid if he wanted to shoot his gun, but he was obviously only joking. he gives the guns back, and walks up the driver and tells us that their not big sticklers on this. they also tell us to keep being kids and to not shoot anyone and if we would have went any further east, we might have got shot ourselves. needless to say, we got a sweet memorial break story out of this, i got my first positive police expericne out of it, and we all got the * scared out of us. post your funny and/or odd police stories :P

i have a bunch..... heights drowning burning killer bees and worst of all GASP!!!!!!! gas reaching 4 dollars per gallon

mine is probably when im in my fathers car (a 1970 monte carlo. 1 of 700 made, i might add) and he nails it and burns rubber in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear. fun to watch peoples expressions.

i dont like to drink, but on occasion it's fun. i think the age should be lowered to 18 becuase 18 is the legal age to buy cigarettes, so why not let someone ruin their life more by drinking? its their choice, not yours.

i have a 20 amp fuse. (kidding, dont get mad at me. it was a joke. laugh and be happy) your post was hilarious. not that i'm one to make fun of people or anything, but you just made yourself sound like the biggest tough [wagon] ever. you feel good now??

i have the song downloading program called "Ares". its free music so if your about to scream at me for that, please dont because i dont really wanna hear it. what its doing: whenever i open the program up, it instantly "uses up %100 of my computer memory". im not sure why it does this. it doing this prevents me from looking or changing any of the settings or songs. i was wondering what possible solutions, (if any...) i have to this other than to just delete the whole program..... thanks.

nothings wrong with it im just sick of the quietness of it..its just njice to have a car that sounds good and sort-of-loud when you get on it..i just want my truck to have a deep throaty sound...i dont konw what mufflers to choose though

hey guys i got a 84 s10 with the 2.8l in it. evertythings stock now. im gonna get hedmen hedders with 3" collectors on it. so far, i've narrowd it down to flowmasters, magnaflows, or cherrybomb exhaust. ii want it to sound as deep and throaty as possible wihtout making it sound like a mustang or a tuner or junk. please, someone help me i dont know what to put on it!!! thanks in advance

yeah i thought about the v8 swap...but then if i do that there's a pretty good chance my guages wont work right, if they work at all. i dont really feel like buying the adapters either...lol was just hoping i could get all that for around 2g's lol thanks guys

hey guys i was wondering if anyone knew if it was possible to get 200-250 hp out of a 2.8l 84 chevy s10 engine. it's all stock. my budget is around $1500- 2 grand. i was also wondering if, with that hp, i could get that deep tone out of the pipes. not the stupid nasty ricer tone. i want the deep chevy tone. if so, what mufflers do i use??? i plan on getting headers, cam, and lifters. thats all so far...all that's about $600-$800.... please no sarcastic replies...thanks. jeremy.

definatly agree with the person above. rock crabs have 50 hp and barley hit ones. to the guy that suggested minotaurs...arent they like level 82+??

is ther eany place to hide for ranging??

security stronghold lol

friend told me there were monster(s) that dropped very good stuff...but i forgot what he told me. please tell me what the monster drops and what level he is please.

im not sure where this is at. could you give me a general description of where it's located? or a link to a guide?

hey guys. i have a level 83 def ranger in the making. stats are: 70 att 81 str 73 40 def 44 pray 77 hp i have did dragon slayer so i can wear dragon chest. i was wondering where the fastest place to train would be. i was thinking either zombies or red spiders. i currently have around 3k mith and about 7k bronze arrows. i have also tried lesser demons and moss giants, but mossies are always crowded and lessers arent too great even using miths. please help. much thanks in advance.

it's most likely a nerve or muscle. did you step on anything sharp or anything that hurt recently?? that could very well do it..

my abnormality is that i'm 16, 5'7", 230 pounds. no wait...thats just lazyness and 100% lack of excercise.

Well, to start off, I would like to end up marrying a beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, at around the age of 20-23. Then, after i get my Master's in college and have an established career, I would like 2 kids, preferably 2 boys ( for the simple fact i couldnt handle all of the crying and whining and screaming). I want 2 kids so that one doesn't get spoiled. This has been the case with a few friends and family, and the "only kid" gets super spoiled, and I dont wanna be known as the "guy with the spoiled kid."

i like the geico (sp?) one with the gecko and he talks about pie and chips...how he says chips is hilarious.

hydraulics.

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