Well, as part of the slave auction, I offered to write a song to my master as part of the reward. After spending countless hours trying to think of words and rhythms that go with 'Primadog' or 'NewbieI'...it came down to this. I present: Primadog - by Bubsa (feat. Michael Jackson :P) He was more like a Kalphite Queen on world sixteen Nathaninch said he'd auction me saying "I am the one Who will get the highest bid all around" He said "I am the one, who will get the highest bid all around" Then a man came bidding called Primadog, who can cut yew logs, Then every hair on my body shivered being the one Who will get the highest bid all around. People always told me "Don't make yourself a slave!" But I did so from the goodness of my heart But now I look back on it and I wish I'd taken heed But there's nothing I can do, my fear's become the truth (Hay-hey-hey) Primadog is not my master He's just a noob who claims I have been won But the game's no longer fun He said I have been won, but the game's no longer fun. For forty days and for forty nights I tried to hide But I could not escape the Prima-man, His schemes and plans 'Cause he made the highest bid all around. So just let me be frank, just remember to never smoke crack (Don't smoke crack!) Don't smoke crack! (Ooo!) He said what he wanted from me was to sing for thee Then showed a screenie of his character's stats, better than mine, (Oh no!) 'Cause he made the highest bid all around, baby. People always told me "Don't make yourself a slave!" But I did so from the goodness of my heart He came and he pmed me And made me into his noob This happened much too soon I was dancing to his tune (Hay-hey-hey) Primadog is not my master He's just a noob who claims I have been won But the game's no longer fun Primadog is not my master He's just a noob who claims I have been won But the game's no longer fun He said I have been won, but the game's no longer fun. He said I have been won, but the game's no longer fun. Primadog is not my master He's just a noob who claims I have been won But the game's no longer fun He said I have been won, but the game's no longer fun. He said I have been won, but the game's no longer fun. Hee-hee-hee! *Wackojacko bit* MIDI: http://209.197.89.57/19580222/pop/micha ... e_Jean.mid MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Primadog-Not-M ... r-by-Bubsa